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Cup Runneth Over posted:if you see someone wearing: FTFY
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:34 |
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me walking out of CVS after running through all my disguises
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:35 |
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when the paste hits
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:35 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1440002602796716032 Lmao Do not boost. Do not boost. *gets a boost*
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:37 |
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Nothus posted:Lmao Remember how in 2020 politician did the events to cover up how they were getting vaccine access before everyone else ?
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:39 |
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MysteriousStranger posted:Just bullshit them. I know plenty of people who've just bullshitsu'd their way into a third shot. It's mainstream https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2021/09/booster-bandits-ethics/620048/ to the point where a lot of doctors and hospitals are just handing the drat things out full well knowing people already had their shots. okay, I am just trying to understand how this works, as well as having an accurate vaxx record if possible. Can I just walk in with my real vaxx card (2x pfizer), real ID, and say "hey, I have a medical condition and based on a discussion with my doctor I've been advised to get a third shot", presto poof? I'll also have to track this over the next few months; I am only 3 months out from Pfizer 2 right now, I don't want to boost yet.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:40 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:is the US even using Johnson and Johnson domestically. I thought it was all being used for COVAX at this point. Australia went through all the effort of approving J&J for provisional use earlier this year but then went "Ehhhhhhhh we've already got a big order for AZ and they're practically the same aren't they?? Do we really need another vaccine?????" and didn't bother putting in an order for any doses. Spoiler: we didn't get enough doses of AZ in time and our monumentally inept vaccine rollout was horrifically stalled right from the get go, and is still struggling to get enough doses to meet demand
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sounds like over the top satire, like an old chappelle show skit not a good one, either
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:41 |
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:There is plausible and justifiable reason for a person to be suspicious of the exact numbers China has declared for COVID, sure. As a general rule you can probably always assume that any organization or individual, unless you know them personally, is going to always exaggerate things a little to present themselves in the best light, that's normal. But the thing is, there is literally no plausible way to deny that China has gotten COVID under control. We know the methods China is using, and we know these are methods that absolutely can and should work. If someone wants to claim that the situation in China is starkly different from what China is claiming, then they have to either provide an explanation for how and why it is that despite using all the proper NPIs China is still seeing mass death and uncontrolled spread, or else how and why it is that despite the Western media making such a big deal out of the draconian lockdowns and quarantines and authoritarian contact tracing measures, China's actually not employed meaningful NPIs and is in fact taking the same non-approach as the West. good post lol Risutora posted:when the paste hits lmao
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:41 |
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love striking a cool pose in my photograph documenting my noble quest for justice and truth against a background of people smirking and laughing at me
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:42 |
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Eric Crack-Ping is on TMZ right now
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:44 |
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it'd be cool if people directed their crazy energy at the corporations destroying the biosphere
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:47 |
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Close contact is covid positive. She refused to tell my wife until my wife yelled at her on the phone. Lmao chud family rules.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:48 |
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Kreeblah posted:We really need a Booster Bandits gangtag or something. indeed, sign me up for one, I did that one before the big delta hit
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Rauros posted:it'd be cool if people directed their crazy energy at the corporations destroying the biosphere It's not very effective...
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:51 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Close contact is covid positive. She refused to tell my wife until my wife yelled at her on the phone. Lmao chud family rules. gently caress me, it just keeps happening. How many thread posters has this happened to now?
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:52 |
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Delta-Wye posted:
I've never been able to figure out whether XR was some sort of psyop intended to flush out climate activists, a bunch of lib-brained dumbasses, or both.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:53 |
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Donkwich posted:Strangers With COVID Lol
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:54 |
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Kreeblah posted:I've never been able to figure out whether XR was some sort of psyop intended to flush out climate activists, a bunch of lib-brained dumbasses, or both. It's about recruiting a new generation of police snitches op
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:56 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:gently caress me, it just keeps happening. How many thread posters has this happened to now? hootington is like 5 of them
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:57 |
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Kreeblah posted:I've never been able to figure out whether XR was some sort of psyop intended to flush out climate activists, a bunch of lib-brained dumbasses, or both. Lib-brained dumbasses flushing out and demoralizing any real activists without needing any help.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:57 |
RoboChrist 9000 posted:There is plausible and justifiable reason for a person to be suspicious of the exact numbers China has declared for COVID, sure. As a general rule you can probably always assume that any organization or individual, unless you know them personally, is going to always exaggerate things a little to present themselves in the best light, that's normal. But the thing is, there is literally no plausible way to deny that China has gotten COVID under control. We know the methods China is using, and we know these are methods that absolutely can and should work. If someone wants to claim that the situation in China is starkly different from what China is claiming, then they have to either provide an explanation for how and why it is that despite using all the proper NPIs China is still seeing mass death and uncontrolled spread, or else how and why it is that despite the Western media making such a big deal out of the draconian lockdowns and quarantines and authoritarian contact tracing measures, China's actually not employed meaningful NPIs and is in fact taking the same non-approach as the West. "It is extremely critical that kids go back to school safely! We need to make this happen!" - "Ok, fair enough, here is a roadmap to go covidzero and make that feasible" *reviews chinese approach to covid containment* "Nevermind, that looks like it will take sacrifice on my part. It is kind of important that kids go back to school, uh, (safely) i guess?" easier to pretend like its impossible instead of owning up to the fact we are collectively choosing this outcome.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:57 |
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fosborb posted:hootington is like 5 of them I'm getting serious deja Vu
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:58 |
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Looks like white boy summer didn't really work out
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:00 |
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Delta-Wye posted:
You could just make a stencil of your hand using a durable material, and reuse it indefinitely without turning yourself in, or applying spray paint to your hand. That would be the way to go.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:01 |
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Risutora posted:when the paste hits i think she can be excused for sipping on the paste since it does come with her picture on the tube
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:02 |
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Crazypoops posted:I'm getting serious deja Vu covid is endemic open biden
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:02 |
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fosborb posted:if it were true inverse cspam energy, she would have seen her stylist recently What? Of course she saw her stylist - She's WAXED!
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:02 |
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Too fair everyone around me is trying to kill me.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:03 |
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My sister's church had a super-spreader youth rally event, it went as well as you'd expect. My sister got this from the church youth leader: and, I already knew the answer to my question but I had to ask
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:03 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:gently caress me, it just keeps happening. How many thread posters has this happened to now? The Trust No Ones shall inherit the earth
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:03 |
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Cabbages and Kings posted:okay, I am just trying to understand how this works, as well as having an accurate vaxx record if possible. yes
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:04 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Eric Crack-Ping is on TMZ right now
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:04 |
Plank Walker posted:i think she can be excused for sipping on the paste since it does come with her picture on the tube IT WAS MADE FOR ME!! TH- THIS IS MY PASTE!
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:04 |
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How easy is scamming prophylactic regeneron if you're vaxxed
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:09 |
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https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1440044835587584004 this is, I think, the best way to view the current "plateau"
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:10 |
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Cabbages and Kings posted:okay, I am just trying to understand how this works, as well as having an accurate vaxx record if possible. Essentially there are a few things going on. In some cases you can just walk into a vax place and they aren't even going to ask for an ID or check you, or if they do ask for an ID they aren't going to check you right there and then. So you just go get the drat shot and then when they do all the paper work later they figure out the oopsie but you're out of the woods and nobody is going to do gently caress all about it. In other cases there are some doctors and hospitals who will just straight up give you a booster knowing full drat well that it's a booster because they actually endorse boostering. Neither they nor you are going to get in any trouble for this because everybody is all over the map. Keep in mind just because the FDA/CDC don't recommend it doesn't mean a doctor can't do it. In other cases you can just flat out loving lie about your vax status and go get a shot or you can refuse to ID for some made up reason. In yet other cases as to what you are implying you can go into some random drug store or public vax area and loving lie your rear end off about some underlying condition and they will give you the shot. The thing to keep in mind is the entire situation is gigantic cluster gently caress with all sorts of different places doing all sorts of stupid things and nobody is enforcing poo poo. Look, think of it this way. If you can go out and get horse paste and Hydroxychloroquine despite the FDA and CDC not approving from an actual doctor how hard do you think getting another shot is going to be?
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:10 |
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Hadlock posted:Why is CDC so freaked out over flu season this year I'm having trouble find it, but in one of the 4 covid threads, there was a study suggesting that in a co-infection with flu and covid, the flu acted synergistically with covid to produce even worse outcomes. It was from data collected in Wuhan during the initial outbreak, before covid restrictions murdered the flu last season. I want to say it was something like 5x worse mortality rate for coinfections, but the sample size was pretty small because the number of places that had covid without NPIs during flu season, and an active flu season were pretty low. If the no mask crowd starts spreading flu along with covid, the way they're spreading RSV, it's going to be even more of a bloodbath.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:10 |
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The difference between hcq and horse paste and Pfizer, and Moderna, is the first 3 are approved drugs so any doctor can give them for anything
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:11 |
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Cabbages and Kings posted:okay, I am just trying to understand how this works, as well as having an accurate vaxx record if possible. Yes, you don't have to explain, just check the box on the paper that says you're immunocompromised
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