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bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Seams posted:

wheres the f bomb i was promised

https://streamja.com/4WBb7

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
If you were hoping Mandy would find some sort of charisma in NXT in her new faction, you would be mistaken. All three women in Toxic Attraction are completely devoid of any real promo skills. That promo segment with them was incredibly rough.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

oh they bleeped it. cowards.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Bronn Breakker is going to beat Roman

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."



this feels like the writing of 2000s WCW mixed with the production of peak lolTNA

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DarkstarIV posted:

If you were hoping Mandy would find some sort of charisma in NXT in her new faction, you would be mistaken. All three women in Toxic Attraction are completely devoid of any real promo skills. That promo segment with them was incredibly rough.

From the clip of it the issue there was whoever wrote it/agented it.

Having three people talk to the camera alone for two minutes straight is death.

Like i saud i watched it via a clip and kept clicking ahead. It would've been agony live.

Dont watch WWE people.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://streamja.com/RA5kE

ey i'm wrasslin here

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


gimme more of this, absolutely here for it, complete perfection, i have no idea why it's happening but i'm gonna embrace it as long as it is

the joe gacy thing is just cringe and not in the way they think it is

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


oh boy

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Joe Gacy's gimmick has Bruce Prichard's fingerprints all over it

bruce watched all of dan lambert's aew promos and got all these great ideas for a heel in nxt. at no point did he figure out dan lambert is not a babyface

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Lid posted:

https://streamja.com/GAq4Q

Not called Steiner.

Literally talks like Scott.

I want this to keep escalating to the point he's coming out in Rick's headgear calling himself the Big Bad Booty Nephew and still no one is allowed to comment or allude to it in any way.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

John Dudebro posted:

bruce watched all of dan lambert's aew promos and got all these great ideas for a heel in nxt. at no point did he figure out dan lambert is not a babyface

Counting down the days until someone calls him a "wokescold" in a promo.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
looking forward to the SJ DUB chants

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Maduo posted:

I want this to keep escalating to the point he's coming out in Rick's headgear calling himself the Big Bad Booty Nephew and still no one is allowed to comment or allude to it in any way.

He calls that the FrankenBreakker

Breakkerline!

Breakker Recliner!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Pylons posted:

Counting down the days until someone calls him a "wokescold" in a promo.
He's 100% getting called a 'soyboy' within the next month.

Codependent Poster posted:

He calls that the FrankenBreakker

Breakkerline!

Breakker Recliner!
This would actually be hilarious in a way far too self aware for WWE.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I don't know if it's still up but there's an early YouTube supercut of Scott Steiner going "HA/HUH!" in the ring and a bunch of one liners from his promos. If Bron busts out a "Everybody knows...wants to know... where I've been!" or calls out "Smo Joe" I'll be a fan for life.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Bron Breaker is legit good

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


genuinely shocking to me they hadn't gotten to this level of suckass already

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Pamela Springstein posted:

Bron Breaker is legit good

He has the potential to be a megastar and I think he'd be almost halfway there if they just let him use the Steiner name.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
NXT 2.0

Opening segment promo with Ciampa
https://streamja.com/kqZ1R
It goes on for anohter 5 minutes with Dunne and Ridge interrupting as well leading to a brawl.

He is definitely a Steiner
https://streamja.com/GAq4Q

Finish to Cruiserweight Title Match - Kushida vs. Roderick Strong
https://streamja.com/74jEV
William Grayson came out after to issue a challenge

Another sneak peek at Tony D’Angelo
https://streamja.com/RA5kE

How Jensen & Briggs met
https://streamja.com/EZ0Bq

Andre Chase University
https://streamja.com/4WBb7

A word from Joe Gacy
https://streamja.com/lWZ0g

"He learned some oral skills..."
https://streamja.com/KGo43

Style Strong
https://streamja.com/59Z4p

Toxic Attraction wants one thing
https://streamja.com/1OJb3

Finish to Bron Breaker & Tommaso Ciampa vs. Pete Dunne & Ridge Holland
https://streamja.com/05ygG

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
theyre really gonna call him up with this dumbass name and then be like "well now everyone knows Bron Breakker we can't change it""

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

CarlCX posted:

genuinely shocking to me they hadn't gotten to this level of suckass already

so many good thread titles from this one segment

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Codependent Poster posted:

He has the potential to be a megastar and I think he'd be almost halfway there if they just let him use the Steiner name.

he has 0 chance in wwe

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Codependent Poster posted:

He has the potential to be a megastar and I think he'd be almost halfway there if they just let him use the Steiner name.

Yeah, he's the clear standout of nuNXT by a mile. Love the Gorilla Press Powerslam he's using as a finisher.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if Scott and Bron toured the indies for a couple years he'd be be huge

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



LOL that Scott Steiner is trending on Twitter because there's so many people furious about him not being called Steiner

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I just want to drop this here to show how terrible naming a wrestler Tony D'Angelo is.

https://deadspin.com/n-y-ranger-idiot-who-enjoys-a-good-racial-slur-rage-qu-1846026701

PS this guy is still active. The Canes signed him. (assholes)

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Lid posted:

From the clip of it the issue there was whoever wrote it/agented it.

Having three people talk to the camera alone for two minutes straight is death.

Like i saud i watched it via a clip and kept clicking ahead. It would've been agony live.

Dont watch WWE people.

I didn't watch the clip of it, but I don't know if it caught the part where Mandy was actively telling the crowd to chant WHAT at her and they just wouldn't bite and she completely got flustered over it.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

How long until attack helicopter jokes from 2015 or "I identify as NXT champion"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 35 hours!

I think someone said that new NXT looks like Championship Wrestling from Hollywood and based on that video thumbnail in the tweet, I absolutely agree

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dacap posted:

LOL that Scott Steiner is trending on Twitter because there's so many people furious about him not being called Steiner

I'm eagering its because they are so hurt by people leaving with their own names they think "if we make hin famous as Bron Breakker then who will care when AEW gets this unknown Rex Steiner".

Also the most dedicated due hards are saying that he chose to go by Bron Breakker to not be in the Steiner's shadow. Which is just...

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Bron Breakker also used the SteinerBreakker Recliner tonight

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Those tweets from WWE's accounts loving suck!!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bron already is cool as hell. I just can't use that dumb last name they gave him.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Those tweets from WWE's accounts loving suck!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if he leaves wwe and they dont ruin the business for him, he'll go be a Steiner somewhere else and be fine. taking someone's name away to take their power only works on nonames, and doesnt work. and it sabotages their actual second gen guys.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pamela Springstein posted:

if he leaves wwe and they dont ruin the business for him, he'll go be a Steiner somewhere else and be fine. taking someone's name away to take their power only works on nonames, and doesnt work. and it sabotages their actual second gen guys.

I mean even then, it only really works on nonames if you also break their spirit.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

if WWE told me they had the second coming of Scott Steiner cutting unscripted promos in the ring every week the show would be appointment viewing for me.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

This guy loving rules, I almost might start watching NXT again just for him

(almost)

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dodgeblan
Jul 20, 2019
i love nxt 2.0

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