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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Wade Phillips committed the cardinal sin of benching Doug Flutie

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


fartknocker posted:

RIP all those 7-9 or 8-8 seasons, the greatest crime about the season no longer being 16 games…

There'll never be another Fisher or Garrett, and the jury's out on whether that's a great or bad thing

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
8-9 will be just as meme-able, give it time.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
8-8-1 is the new ideal we should all hope for

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
They’ll inevitably go to 18 games, so we’ll have things normal with 9-9, or the potential for the best record: 6-6-6.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Mularkey wasn't even that bad with the Titans is the thing.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

Mularkey wasn't even that bad with the Titans is the thing.

Stfu yes he was it was he who hired and kept those awful OCs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

Stfu yes he was it was he who hired and kept those awful OCs

Wasn't there some conspiracy theory here where he didn't actually get to make the choices?

I guess I could be mixing him up with several other terrible head coaches who couldn't find an OC. We do agree that Mularky was just bad though.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Wasn't there some conspiracy theory here where he didn't actually get to make the choices?

I guess I could be mixing him up with several other terrible head coaches who couldn't find an OC. We do agree that Mularky was just bad though.

No he got fired because he wouldn't let go Terry loving robeski

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Metapod posted:

No he got fired because he wouldn't let go Terry loving robeski

Well, when you have a Terry Robeski.....

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Metapod posted:

Stfu yes he was it was he who hired and kept those awful OCs

Exotic smashmouth football paved the way to the Henry-heavy offense of the day. Also, in general is fun to say. Did die on the hill of his bad staff though.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Benne posted:

He's an actively evil human being https://defector.com/courtneys-story/

Holy poo poo

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Probably Magic posted:

Exotic smashmouth football paved the way to the Henry-heavy offense of the day. Also, in general is fun to say. Did die on the hill of his bad staff though.

everyone in the world at this point knows it as erotic smashmouth.

sexy AND effective

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
Zimmer is red hot 0-2 facing Seattle who he always loses against in the playoffs.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Zimmer is red hot 0-2 facing Seattle who he always loses against in the playoffs.

The Seahawks and Vikings have only met once in the playoffs in their entire history. Zimmer hasn’t beaten them but the other four games were in the regular season. Two of them were decided by a single point!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Is Zimmer the new Jeff Fisher where he's constantly talked up in the media but always gets mediocre results?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

He's a good coach just horribly unlucky.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Good coaches make their own luck. By cheating.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Yea Zimmer feels like the sort of coach that gets a second job and is amazing causing us to look back and realize being saddled with Kirk Cousins was perhaps a larger burden than we thought.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Winners win

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
He’s 64-48 :shrug:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

This guy gets it. Just like winner Thomas Brady.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'm still pissed the Bengals didn't promote him before he got hired away.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'm still pissed the Bengals didn't promote him before he got hired away.

when you have to pick between a new guy and Marvin Lewis Year 13, there’s really no choice

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Yea Zimmer feels like the sort of coach that gets a second job and is amazing causing us to look back and realize being saddled with Kirk Cousins was perhaps a larger burden than we thought.

Bengals fans are rubbing their hands together about him potentially being fired the same year as Zac Taylor. I'm sitting here thinking the dude is 65 he may not want another coaching job.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Remember when Zimmer's eye exploded

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Zimmer seems like a decent dude that's manageds to get the Vikings to overperform since their roster seems to be mediocre.

He's still incredibly cursed when it comes to kickers.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

seiferguy posted:

He's still incredibly cursed when it comes to kickers.

I’m pretty sure that was a Vikings thing long before Zimmer got there.

(Cue Gary Anderson)

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Zimmer is a defense coach that's had a bad defense for like 3 years now.

I feel like any defense of Zimmer could probably be said about Anthony Lynn. They both seem like good dudes who get down to the wire and at some point at least 1 thing went horribly wrong resulting in a lousy W/L column.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
If Zimmer goes they need to fire everyone involved in Cousins' extension deal

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Cousins isn't the problem for Minnesota at all

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He ain't the solution.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Lynn got fired not just for his record, but because he was a terrible game day coach. Just from last year:

- ran the ball on 3rd and 1 within easy FG range with no time outs left and only about 20 seconds left in the half. They don’t convert and then fail to get the field goal team out or run another play before time expires.

- ran the ball with no timeouts against the Bills after completed a Hail Mary down to the redzone with 24 seconds left in the game

- ended that game running a QB sneak from the 1 except the O-line dropped into pass protection and Herbert got mauled. That one is too funny not to post

https://mobile.twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1333158216356794374

- multiple large leads blown due to conservative coaching: running the ball to kill clock when there’s still an entire half to play, punting on 4th and 1 against Mahomes in OT

- atrocious special teams

https://mobile.twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1336016710097367040

- lost to the Cam Newton patriots 45-0

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

He ain't the solution.

he doesn't play defense or OL or coach

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

- lost to the Cam Newton patriots 45-0

I... I don't even remember this. Sounds like some kind of fever dream.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

ghosthorse posted:

If Zimmer goes they need to fire everyone involved in Cousins' extension deal

Regardless of Cousins (he's meh: too good to cut, too bad for his contract imo) I was looking up what quarterback hell they were in before that. And it sounds really bad, after Bridgewater got the knee it was Sam Bradford and then Case Keenum.

But both of those guys had what was probably their best year with Minnesota in single seasons without a long time to learn the offense. They were still right to move on because neither would work long term, just thought it was funny noticing that.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Zimmer is a defense coach that's had a bad defense for like 3 years now.

I feel like any defense of Zimmer could probably be said about Anthony Lynn. They both seem like good dudes who get down to the wire and at some point at least 1 thing went horribly wrong resulting in a lousy W/L column.

Last year they were bad but the years prior to that their defenses have been fine

2019: 5th in points, 17th in yards
2018: 9th in points, 4th in yards
2017: 1st in points, 1st in yards

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Wasn't Cousins a predictor of whether or not a team would finish with a winning record at one point? I wonder how that's held up.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

ghosthorse posted:

If Zimmer goes they need to fire everyone involved in Cousins' extension deal

Who are they supposed to replace Cousins with?

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

A bag of wet leaves

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