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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Any relaunch now...


Thank you!

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

why does March 2017 get to have two colours?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

kecske posted:

why does March 2017 get to have two colours?

Multiple reports?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
:rip:
https://twitter.com/Rkrahenbuhl/status/1440487692819578885?s=20

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Failed Imagineer posted:

What was that other popular graph that was extremely wrong in all of its predictions? On the tip of my brain...

2008 economic crash recovery?

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

NotJustANumber99 posted:

but i tested it with my old address that I don't think i had ordered from wickes but is definitely like on the royal mail main list and it wasn't on this autocomplete list.

no

example:



I think there are more than the like 12 addresses there in the country with "10" in them, why those ones only are suggested? I suppose they've all got 10 in then twice, the most 10est addresses but still something is off.

as a curious soul I also confirmed this with my address, CVSS'd it for them and reported it to Wickes and, well, lmao

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

jiggerypokery posted:

After a savage summer lost to crippling video game addiction I've decided to come back to the thread. Hi thread.

:same:

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

NotJustANumber99 posted:

^^^ yeah what these guys say

I've tried some more and actually I think its just weird and only ever suggests 10 addresses and is a bit weird about how it chooses them. I won't burn wickes to the ground on this one yet. But I'm watching them.

It’s probably just taking the first 10 from the database without sorting, in whatever order the database decides to return them.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Was Geronimo's death worth it if it saves us all? :britain:

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1440604156675321876

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Noxville posted:

It’s probably just taking the first 10 from the database without sorting, in whatever order the database decides to return them.

nah I put the first 4 characters of my address in and it returned one result, a motorcycle repair shop, i enter the fifth and it starts returning the national database suggestions

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Wait, so is my flymo safe to use or no?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Wait, so is my flymo safe to use or no?

Depends if you're using it to strim the hedge of your lawn or to trim your pubic hair OP.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

peanut- posted:

Was Geronimo's death worth it if it saves us all? :britain:

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1440604156675321876

Geronimo is basically llama jesus.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Geronimo is basically llama jesus.

"The Dalai Llama" was right there, man.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Geronimo was an alpaca, not a llama.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Necrothatcher posted:

Geronimo was an alpaca, not a llama.

Both alpaca and llama, as christ is both god and man.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Necrothatcher posted:

Geronimo was an alpaca, not a llama.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Doccykins posted:

nah I put the first 4 characters of my address in and it returned one result, a motorcycle repair shop, i enter the fifth and it starts returning the national database suggestions

When you licence the Royal Mail address database, you pay per query.

So they're probably either caching previous queries (eg someone searched for the motorcycle shop before edit: though now that i think about it i'm pretty sure that breaks the TOS anyway) or searching their previous orders, and then only falling over to the Royal Mail DB if necessary.

Which is terrible ux and arguably a privacy issue too, but that's likely why it's been done that way. To save money. Because capitalism.

blunt fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Sep 22, 2021

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Both alpaca and llama, as christ is both god and man.

He is the Llama, the Son, and after Starmer put a bullet in his head, the Holey Goat.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


:vince:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Well thats the end my atheism.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

blunt posted:

When you licence the Royal Mail address database, you pay per query.

So they're probably either caching previous queries (eg someone searched for the motorcycle shop before edit: though now that i think about it i'm pretty sure that breaks the TOS anyway) or searching their previous orders, and then only falling over to the Royal Mail DB if necessary.

Which is terrible ux and arguably a privacy issue too, but that's likely why it's been done that way. To save money. Because capitalism.

My favourite thing about the official UK address database is that there are several versions of it

So, assume your address changed at some point somehow. Depending on the web site you're ordering from, maybe they have your current address available in the "select from these" list, or maybe they only have an old address that doesn't work. Excitement!

I've only met one or two web sites though which had a combination of 1) current address not available at all AND 2) no "enter address manually" option

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

jaete posted:

I've only met one or two web sites though which had a combination of 1) current address not available at all AND 2) no "enter address manually" option

As someone who lives in a building that the Royal Mail claims is one house and flatly refuses to acknowledge it contains 6 flats, a pox upon any website that does not have an "enter address manually" option.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Well 2.5 hours later Wickes haven't picked my order, there's no paperwork, the guy can't login cos he doesn't know the password and the guy that does has dirty hands. The wood is just sitting on the shelf but I've already paid for it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
:pusheen:

peanut- posted:

As someone who lives in a building that the Royal Mail claims is one house and flatly refuses to acknowledge it contains 6 flats, a pox upon any website that does not have an "enter address manually" option.
Also landlords.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Lol

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
The system just shows addresses from a list in whichever mailing address database is being accessed.

We moved to a cloud system at work recently and initially everything it started to find was a US address. It's now getting more likely to start with UK addresses as it has learned that we're a UK-based outfit.

It doesn't do well on flats, particularly as some flats say "Flat 6, My Building, Some Street" and others say "6, My Building, Some Street" and even others say "My Building", 6 Some Street" (which happens a lot and is extremely annoying because then post goes to 6 Some Street which is nowhere near My Building, Some Street.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Well 2.5 hours later Wickes haven't picked my order, there's no paperwork, the guy can't login cos he doesn't know the password and the guy that does has dirty hands. The wood is just sitting on the shelf but I've already paid for it.

Can't you just get the guy with dirty hands to grab your wood?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
You can get in trouble with that sort of thing

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

I had to confirm on WhoSampled, but apparently yes Cranberries-Zombie has been sampled a surprising number of times

no, that's just all in your head

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


If you're a GMB or Unison member Momentum has set up a tool to lobby the union's leadership to oppose the electoral college in Labour: https://socialistfuture.com/lobby/

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


the_decline_of_the_uk.jpg

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Julio Cruz posted:

no, that's just all in your head
In your head?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the_decline_of_the_uk.jpg

A Keith's Progress

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Guavanaut posted:

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Any relaunch now...


What gets me about this is they probably knew their forecasts were unrealistically optimistic, but in the interests of ~market confidence~ they gotta pretend everything is coming up roses in the hope it'll be a self-fulfilling prophecy

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Not mentioned, should be.

Stagecoach drivers are on it’s not a strike it’s a overtime ban and it’s escalating and spreading across the country. It started here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/news/members-updates/rmt-calls-overtime-and-rest-day-working-ban-on1921/

Basically a lot of the drivers in Worksop are on less than minimum wage because they are taking training costs out of their wages. The old system was that Stagecoach paid for training but if you left you had to pay it back minus time worked. Other smaller bus companies ended up using Stagecoach as a training program by offering them more money and buying out the training money.

Instead of increasing money to keep the drivers, on top of all of this, they all ended up getting a pay cut country wide because wages haven’t risen with inflation.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

What gets me about this is they probably knew their forecasts were unrealistically optimistic, but in the interests of ~market confidence~ they gotta pretend everything is coming up roses in the hope it'll be a self-fulfilling prophecy

I've had the exact same thing from management in the past lol:

Me: "On existing performance, and compared with previous product launches, I expect the sales trend to do this."

Management: "Hmm, but to hit our revenue target, we need the sales trend to do that. So make the drat chart do what it needs to do."

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Good news though, guess who's well on his way to making amends?

https://twitter.com/imbadatlife/status/1440591130999996416

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

josh04 posted:

Good news though, guess who's well on his way to making amends?

https://twitter.com/imbadatlife/status/1440591130999996416

*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you he also abused the dog

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Pistol_Pete posted:

I've had the exact same thing from management in the past lol:

Me: "On existing performance, and compared with previous product launches, I expect the sales trend to do this."

Management: "Hmm, but to hit our revenue target, we need the sales trend to do that. So make the drat chart do what it needs to do."

I've had that too.

One national organisation I worked for had approx 50 big customers - some national some local.

We had to set a national asset/operational performance improvement plan and assign %s to each customer (which naturally had to add up to 100%)

One of the customers had a very scary female chief executive - all straight blonde hair, Cruella Da Ville fingernails, fitted suits and padded shoulders. You could see the willies of her male underlings shrivel if she turned up in a meeting.
She demanded that her company should be given a bigger %. So we asked our CEO which companies should have their % share reduced to make up and he said "They have to keep the same share while her % increases. Make it happen."

It was particularly stupid because the whole thing was notional and estimates anyway - if we tweak this thing here, we might improve performance by 1% so of that, the split for the different customers will be 1% of 1%, 2.5% of 1%, .5% of 1% yadda yadda.

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