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Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

MLSM posted:

And people proclaim it’s hyperbole to say facts are banned in D&D

i mean, i haven't read D&D in like almost a decade now (i actually regged to read D&D and the eve thread back in middle school) but to me it sounds kinda like you guys are just being really annoying to them when you could like, not read their posts? not sure why you guys do that?

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lady Militant posted:

i mean, i haven't read D&D in like almost a decade now (i actually regged to read D&D and the eve thread back in middle school) but to me it sounds kinda like you guys are just being really annoying to them when you could like, not read their posts? not sure why you guys do that?

oh word?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Lady Militant posted:

i mean, i haven't read D&D in like almost a decade now (i actually regged to read D&D and the eve thread back in middle school) but to me it sounds kinda like you guys are just being really annoying to them when you could like, not read their posts? not sure why you guys do that?

succ

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

you're on thin loving ice, shut the..sorry reflex, idk you're on it!

we have to protect the economy from lockdowns, we do this by enforcing normie beforetimes rules in the aftertimes because nothing fundamentally changes jack

We need a strong republican party!

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Sineema loves fundraising, doesn't she have that special couch in whatever lounge they hang out in she has personally staked off as her "call rich backers" zone?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
petition to rename "Leper's Colony" to "Guantanamo Bay"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I think the China video game law goes a bit too far, but something must be done about people who play WoW too much. President Xi, I still yearn for freedom

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Eggplant Squire posted:

Sineema loves fundraising, doesn't she have that special couch in whatever lounge they hang out in she has personally staked off as her "call rich backers" zone?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Eggplant Squire posted:

Sineema loves fundraising, doesn't she have that special couch in whatever lounge they hang out in she has personally staked off as her "call rich backers" zone?

yeah she'll like yell at people if they sit on her fundraising couch.

that is some charles manson level brain disease god drat

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

kristen synema forces her donors to have sex with her on that couch if they want her vote on a bill

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

loving lol :drat:

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

im actually being sincere i would like to know why you guys get mad at the same set of 42 year old yuppies in the subforum across the river everyday. doesn't it get boring?

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

it would only get boring if the succ stopped flowing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

zegermans doin good poo poo today

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Two forums, both alike in dignity
In Something Awful where we set our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny
Where posted succ makes posters' hands unclean

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Lady Militant posted:

im actually being sincere i would like to know why you guys get mad at the same set of 42 year old yuppies in the subforum across the river everyday. doesn't it get boring?

I'll admit a lot of 'actually the dems doing bad things is good, because we're v. sad when we do them' is kinda dull but when you've got real winners like How R U eagerly admitting to outright bloodlust for most of the country or poo poo like 'you saying the dems don't want to actually do the things they promise for votes means you believe there's an elaborate backroom conspiracy and is as insane as being a 9/11 truther' is really funny still.

Also people like Handsome Ralph or Herstory Begins Now being authorities despite being so dumb they likely should have a government funded helper making their posts for them is fun.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lady Militant posted:

im actually being sincere i would like to know why you guys get mad at the same set of 42 year old yuppies in the subforum across the river everyday. doesn't it get boring?

I'm just here to laugh at dumb liberal takes like "capitalism isn't really problematic" or w/e

If people are going to be lazy and mine it from the tedious morons "across the river" that's on them. I don't care where the takes come from.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
succ is succ

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

getting dangerously close to the zegermans horny threshold

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Lady Militant posted:

i mean, i haven't read D&D in like almost a decade now (i actually regged to read D&D and the eve thread back in middle school) but to me it sounds kinda like you guys are just being really annoying to them when you could like, not read their posts? not sure why you guys do that?

I don't care about D&D but the 10+ pages of D&D derails is so annoying.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Some Guy TT posted:

i read an interesting book review once that argued the dichotomy of king jr vs malcolm x is very misleading because they influenced each other and by the time of their deaths king jr was noticeably more militant while malcolm x was noticeably more conciliatory

of course no one likes to talk about this because the big compromises were king jr questioning the efficacy of democracy at all and malcolm x deciding that not all crackers were irredeemable racists

Look, what you've got to understand is that King is like Professor X, and Malcom X was like Magneto...


In a long running series of pornographic videos made for the internet, a man claims to be a pornographic film producer, and he interviews various young women looking to become pornographic actresses and he also films himself having sex with them. But, the twist is, he's not really a pornographic film producer, and the tapes he is making of himself having sex with the young women will not lead to them being hired in the pornography industry. Thus, it becomes a sort of "meta-pornography" wherein the pornography being made is not the pornography which the actress thinks is being made. We, the viewers, are to enjoy the potential actress's naiveté and inexperience, and identify with the viewpoint of the powerful man who manipulates women effortlessly, using them in a fashion to which they will have no redress. The man is friendly and charismatic, but also a manipulative villain; a very popular power fantasy! This is the sofa upon which he films the pornography.

The second twist is that the women are, in fact, pornographic actresses, and the entire interaction is staged! In a similar fashion to the client who manages to film himself having sex with each real estate agent he meets, or the gentlemen driving around in a van who just happen to pick up numerous hitchhikers who are willing to have sex in exchange for money, these pornographic actresses are hired to play the role of a young woman just entering the pornography industry being duped by the machinations of the director.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Look, what you've got to understand is that King is like Professor X, and Malcom X was like Magneto...

In a long running series of pornographic videos made for the internet, a man claims to be a pornographic film producer, and he interviews various young women looking to become pornographic actresses and he also films himself having sex with them. But, the twist is, he's not really a pornographic film producer, and the tapes he is making of himself having sex with the young women will not lead to them being hired in the pornography industry. Thus, it becomes a sort of "meta-pornography" wherein the pornography being made is not the pornography which the actress thinks is being made. We, the viewers, are to enjoy the potential actress's naiveté and inexperience, and identify with the viewpoint of the powerful man who manipulates women effortlessly, using them in a fashion to which they will have no redress. The man is friendly and charismatic, but also a manipulative villain; a very popular power fantasy! This is the sofa upon which he films the pornography.

The second twist is that the women are, in fact, pornographic actresses, and the entire interaction is staged! In a similar fashion to the client who manages to film himself having sex with each real estate agent he meets, or the gentlemen driving around in a van who just happen to pick up numerous hitchhikers who are willing to have sex in exchange for money, these pornographic actresses are hired to play the role of a young woman just entering the pornography industry being duped by the machinations of the director.

I read this in Cas's voice

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Look, what you've got to understand is that King is like Professor X, and Malcom X was like Magneto...

In a long running series of pornographic videos made for the internet, a man claims to be a pornographic film producer, and he interviews various young women looking to become pornographic actresses and he also films himself having sex with them. But, the twist is, he's not really a pornographic film producer, and the tapes he is making of himself having sex with the young women will not lead to them being hired in the pornography industry. Thus, it becomes a sort of "meta-pornography" wherein the pornography being made is not the pornography which the actress thinks is being made. We, the viewers, are to enjoy the potential actress's naiveté and inexperience, and identify with the viewpoint of the powerful man who manipulates women effortlessly, using them in a fashion to which they will have no redress. The man is friendly and charismatic, but also a manipulative villain; a very popular power fantasy! This is the sofa upon which he films the pornography.

The second twist is that the women are, in fact, pornographic actresses, and the entire interaction is staged! In a similar fashion to the client who manages to film himself having sex with each real estate agent he meets, or the gentlemen driving around in a van who just happen to pick up numerous hitchhikers who are willing to have sex in exchange for money, these pornographic actresses are hired to play the role of a young woman just entering the pornography industry being duped by the machinations of the director.

bangbus is real OP

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lady Militant posted:

im actually being sincere i would like to know why you guys get mad at the same set of 42 year old yuppies in the subforum across the river everyday. doesn't it get boring?

if I yelled at people irl I go to real jail instead of kitty jail

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

US embassy personnel suffering injuries from invisible attacks? Well, if you consider what happened in Elfin Lied,

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Lady Militant posted:

im actually being sincere i would like to know why you guys get mad at the same set of 42 year old yuppies in the subforum across the river everyday. doesn't it get boring?

"Look at what happened in Fate/Zero" is one of the funniest things I have seen on this dying earth and I will chase that high forever

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Excelzior posted:

US embassy personnel suffering injuries from invisible attacks? Well, if you consider what happened in Elfin Lied,

I'd very much rather not

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

CSPAM has posting technology that directly gives targeted users brain damage, and we have to use it. If other posting blocs had access they would do the same to us.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Excelzior posted:

US embassy personnel suffering injuries from invisible attacks? Well, if you consider what happened in Elfin Lied,

haha lets get that anime post reposted in here, its an all time classic

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

DnD is a great pulse for your average Democrat voter: watches too much cable news and believes literally everything they broadcast. It's funny that sometimes these narratives are contradictory, for example the Afghanistan pullout was a complete disaster, and the news reported it as such going to far as to blame Biden for it. However, as soon as Biden came out and gave the marching orders of "actually it went pretty good!" and all of a sudden everyone forget that Afghani collaborators were falling off of planes, getting trampled at the airport, and bombed by the government that was supposed to evacuate them. It's really a perfect pitri dish examination as to how anyone will believe anything if the right people say it, and the perfidious Cuban Mind Beam is really just a punctuation at the end of the dumbest sentence on the internet.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

This is the thread for making fun of bad lib takes. I personally prefer to focus on Twitter superstars, but some people prefer to focus on the libs within our own borders.

I dunno, personally I got a Twitter to fight in the Posting Wars, but I'm kind of over it. The Posting Wars are a foreverwar. Nobody has their mind changed online, and the question of whether you win or lose comes down to who has more friends paying attention. If you invest yourself in trying to win either the local posting war or the larger one, you're just setting yourself up for feeling angry and terrible all the time for pretty much no gain, and I have a perfectly good job to do that for me, thank you very much

Yes, still find bad takes, yes, still laugh at them, but log off in your heart

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I guess I had my mind changed online because I was a dumb libertarian in the '00s and a stock Democrat from roughly 2010 to 2014, but, it wasn't arguments that did it, it was jokes and memes, and owns/burns on powerful people

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Sometimes this thread feels like a D&D RSS feed and that's no good, but sometimes it's funny.

Many sides.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The occasional bad D&D post is fine, the constant D&D posts border on making this just D&D. I can go over and read their poo poo myself, and if I do, I don't want to be accused of brigading because I'm yelling at something people are syqing over here. Of course, more and more you can't yell at anyone in D&D but then the syqing here just makes me feel helpless and pissed and like logging off. It's fine in moderation, but it's been excessive lately.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Lady Militant posted:

i mean, i haven't read D&D in like almost a decade now (i actually regged to read D&D and the eve thread back in middle school) but to me it sounds kinda like you guys are just being really annoying to them when you could like, not read their posts? not sure why you guys do that?

Generally speaking, the "Annoying Thing" that we do is engage in discussions that point out that the Democrats are poo poo instead of praising them for at least being poo poo with peanuts in it.
I mean, obviously there's some shitposting and trolling and that is what it is, but for the most part, it's legitimately just not patting Dems on the back for doing the same poo poo we spent four years complaining about Republicans doing.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Probably Magic posted:

The occasional bad D&D post is fine, the constant D&D posts border on making this just D&D. I can go over and read their poo poo myself, and if I do, I don't want to be accused of brigading because I'm yelling at something people are syqing over here. Of course, more and more you can't yell at anyone in D&D but then the syqing here just makes me feel helpless and pissed and like logging off. It's fine in moderation, but it's been excessive lately.

goons running a funny thing into the ground? you don't say

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The Democrats are not a monolith. "Capital" is not a monolith.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lol at the two locked feedback threads stickied

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

The Democrats are not a monolith. "Capital" is not a monolith.

well I mean they did turn me into a raving, hollering beast

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