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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qzqweeEfJr1r0uzl6.mp4

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Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Today's OSHA moment:

A new fire safety company bought out the small local fire safety company that used to inspect/maintain our town's fire suppression systems in public buildings. One of the new inspectors was called in because the dry chemical suppressant system in the kitchen at the fairgrounds had something wrong with it (I do not know the details of this). After inspection, he informed the supervisor that they could not actually repair the system, because it had been obsolete and also illegal for something like twenty years. You cannot have a dry chemical fire suppression system in a commercial kitchen. The supervisor said that the system actually pre-dated that law, and was grandfathered in. "Yes," said the inspector, "we've been hearing that from a lot of [old company]'s customers. That's not actually a thing. You cannot be grandfathered in to keeping obsolete fire safety measures."

They are probably just going to stop renting out the kitchen.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Just accepted an engineering job at a company that makes lifts and cranes and I hope nothing I work on ends up in this thread!

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
Nobody hopes to end up in the OSHA thread…

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Hey we talk about good workplace health and safety practices here too sometimes!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Scott Forstall posted:

Nobody hopes to end up in the OSHA thread…

Speak for yourself.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Scott Forstall posted:

Nobody hopes to end up in the OSHA thread…

Unless you make content for the chemical safety board.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Oof, I remember that one from a few years ago where a couple was going at it while hanging suspended from a cliff wearing only climbing harnesses. I can't imagine how much pinching and rope burns occurred.

Only 90s kids remember ShakethatBear.com

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I'm always behind this guy when I go through airport security.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Everett False posted:

Today's OSHA moment:

A new fire safety company bought out the small local fire safety company that used to inspect/maintain our town's fire suppression systems in public buildings. One of the new inspectors was called in because the dry chemical suppressant system in the kitchen at the fairgrounds had something wrong with it (I do not know the details of this). After inspection, he informed the supervisor that they could not actually repair the system, because it had been obsolete and also illegal for something like twenty years. You cannot have a dry chemical fire suppression system in a commercial kitchen. The supervisor said that the system actually pre-dated that law, and was grandfathered in. "Yes," said the inspector, "we've been hearing that from a lot of [old company]'s customers. That's not actually a thing. You cannot be grandfathered in to keeping obsolete fire safety measures."

They are probably just going to stop renting out the kitchen.

Really love how “it’s grandfathered in” counts without raising moral objection in otherwise moral people.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1440654105861521408

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Wow. Those few seconds that start at about 1:09 actually caused me to yell out. And not in an erotic way.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I don’t know the artist who made that song but those women are English, right? They look really English

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Nenonen posted:

Por que no los todos? I'm sure a lot of existing porn is not really OSHA compliant.

Every gif ever posted in this thread but re-enacted to include porn content.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
How to avoid huge dicks by John W Rimmer

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011



I heard the theme from "The Prisoner" in my head while I watched this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021



I'm pretty sure these are the "steel toe" version, no OSHA issues here...

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

As I posted previously: the engines surged out of control (blamed on a software error) and the choice was "ram the yacht club," "ram a busy bridge," or "probably tear open the diesel tanks on rocks." There's only a half meter of clearance between the rocks and hull when things are going to plan.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmZ_HbVvzM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyEvHOBHnHI

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Huge ships simply cannot be avoided.

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

MisterOblivious posted:

As I posted previously: the engines surged out of control (blamed on a software error) and the choice was "ram the yacht club," "ram a busy bridge," or "probably tear open the diesel tanks on rocks." There's only a half meter of clearance between the rocks and hull when things are going to plan.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmZ_HbVvzM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyEvHOBHnHI

Maybe it's just me but "engines surging out of control" would mean that maybe I don't try to move under my own power after the FIRST crash, let alone the second. Then again, I don't own a mega yacht so :iiam:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'd bet 100% it was the owner pushing the captain aside to try and show off for his guests and their barely legal hookers.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
If you've got megayacht money, I'd think that just ramming into the docks and all those normal yachts owned by poor people is just a bit of fun for the owner.

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd bet 100% it was the owner pushing the captain aside to try and show off for his guests and their barely legal hookers.

While this is a likely possibility I would guess the probability is equally high for a custom control software for private yachts to be bugged to hell because the buyers insist on having new unplanned custom features added all the time.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd bet 100% it was the owner pushing the captain aside to try and show off for his guests and their barely legal hookers.

That’s an awful bet.

You shouldn’t have specified that the hookers were legal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Does anyone have that skit on hand where the foreman asks the apprentice if he's ever done any demolition work before, or done any drugs, or gone to prison?

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug

Karate Bastard posted:

Does anyone have that skit on hand where the foreman asks the apprentice if he's ever done any demolition work before, or done any drugs, or gone to prison?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG_8Vxm0Dzs

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I don't think you're allowed on a building site if you haven't done drugs.

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.

Karate Bastard posted:

Does anyone have that skit on hand where the foreman asks the apprentice if he's ever done any demolition work before, or done any drugs, or gone to prison?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYqChmSCGWU

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qxk034rD3t1xv2rlp.mp4

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

That threw me for a loop at first.

Beef
Jul 26, 2004

Your fibre @ home arrived today sir.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Beef posted:

Your fibre @ home arrived today sir.

LOL

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

New construction methods really make it easy to rip the copper out of the walls.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

And 2 seconds after the crash, spectrum started charging me $10,000 a month...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Somebody got interrupted while laying cable

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
he'll never be the head of a major corporation

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Mod edit: We actually don't need a link to Pornhub, but thanks for sharing!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Sep 24, 2021

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