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Lolie posted:We're going to be retaining density limits and check-ins, and masks will still be required indoors. It's not opening everything up and throwing caution to the wind - I suspect that a lot of people are in for a rude shock when they realise that. I think most people are expecting restrictions of some sort for some time. Just as long as they get some loosening of the current lockdowns
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:I think most people are expecting restrictions of some sort for some time. Just as long as they get some loosening of the current lockdowns I am quite loving happy to wear a mask indoors and check in everywhere I go for the rest of my life if it just means I can leave this loving room and see my friends. This is also why I don't understand people who get furious at WA and Queensland (but never Liberal-governed Tasmania and SA, funnily enough) for not Following The National Plan. Doing so will involve reducing their freedom. We know it's inevitable, they know it's inevitable, but I can see why they're not exactly champing at the bit.
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quote:Crowds of people flooded to Bondi and Manly beach on Friday evening before dispersing when police officers arrived at 7:30. https://www.skynews.com.au/australi...11f2887745bd4a9 While not huge yet, case numbers in Sydney's more affluent suburbs were already starting to climb again. It will be interesting to see where the numbers for those same locations are in a couple of weeks. It's good to see the police breaking it up, though. Hazzard pretty much endorsed gathering on the beach a couple of weeks ago and that was a stupid move.
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gently caress how good would it be to live in Perth
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freebooter posted:gently caress how good would it be to live in Perth This is great advertising. Amazing.
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freebooter posted:gently caress how good would it be to live in Perth It's pretty good, but it's also a constant state of uneasy anxiety as if the whole thing is a lie that is going to come crashing down at any time. Every single time a press conference is called you hold your breath until the news comes out. Every time a truck driver catches it or some fuckwit wants to visit the grand final and just hops on a plane. I'm sure it's better than Covid running rampant, but it's loving weird. Every time we hear a press conference someone inevitably awkwardly laughs and says "Its cause its the grand final" or "I shouldn't have booked that weekend away eh?"
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Solemn Sloth posted:How good is 2021 The single most implausible thing about 2021.
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Solemn Sloth posted:How good is 2021 Remember when people were so ready for 2020 to end?
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god, everything's closed after dark, no one on the streets, yeah it's like being back in perth before I left all over again. lmao.
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Konomex posted:It's pretty good, but it's also a constant state of uneasy anxiety as if the whole thing is a lie that is going to come crashing down at any time. Every single time a press conference is called you hold your breath until the news comes out. Every time a truck driver catches it or some fuckwit wants to visit the grand final and just hops on a plane. Same in SA, everyone seems to have assumed we would have got more cases by now.
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Konomex posted:Every single time a press conference is called you hold your breath until the news comes out. Wow I can't imagine what that must feel like
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freebooter posted:Wow I can't imagine what that must feel like But it draaaags. It's just weird. Like being stuck in a french movie that is just full of way too much angst.
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Come to NSW and you can safely dismiss every conference as useless garbage spouting forth from the most useless cunts on the planet. It's great.
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Konomex posted:But it draaaags. It's just weird. Like being stuck in a french movie that is just full of way too much angst. Wow I can't imagine what that must feel like
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I was in Perth at the end of last year seeing family (I grew up there) and if I could go back in time I'd just cancel my return flight and stay there. Quit my job, break my lease, get someone in Melbourne to flog my stuff on Gumtree. I'm not joking. It would've been worth it to get two years of my life back.
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Eediot Jedi posted:Everyone at that road block lunch protest should get an official Weak As Piss award presented by a nurse in full PPE, then get full kicked in the peepee. https://www.theguardian.com/austral...limate-activism https://www.theguardian.com/austral...e-change-pariah lol. Kumanjayi Bloomfield, 47, died in a car crash on the Plenty Highway near Harts Range, north-east of Alice Springs, 5km after NT police abandoned a 30-second pursuit. Officers began the pursuit because they believed Bloomfield, who was unlicensed and intoxicated, was trying to avoid a random breath test by taking a well-used shortcut. The coroner, Greg Cavanagh, said the failure of police to observe cultural protocols, including allowing Bloomfield's family to have a last look at his body in the community, the failure to allow the family to view the scene of the crash, and the decision to remove the police vehicle for examination without explaining why to the community had led to distrust and suspicion, worsened by long delay between Bloomfield's death and police completing their investigation. He recommended that police receive training on the importance of providing the family with timely viewing and information, in accordance with recommendations from the royal commission into Aboriginal deaths in custody. ISSUES RAISED Injured in custody.
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freebooter posted:I was in Perth at the end of last year seeing family (I grew up there) and if I could go back in time I'd just cancel my return flight and stay there. Quit my job, break my lease, get someone in Melbourne to flog my stuff on Gumtree. I'm not joking. It would've been worth it to get two years of my life back. honestly rather live thru random lockdowns for the rest of my life than live in perth again
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JBP posted:Alice Workman 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Man she is trash. Can't believe I used to think she was a decent journalist.
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Lolie posted:https://www.theguardian.com/austral...f08c18553fe8d76 The vaccination rate is now high enough that it's making a noticable difference. Looks like NSW will make 60% in the next day or two fully vacced and is 85% first dose. Also looking like NSW will keep restrictions on uvacced until at least 90% of eligible people get jabbed. Which honestly doesnt look unlikely we get to that mark. CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Sep 26, 2021 |
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:The vaccination rate is now high enough that it's making a noticable difference. Looks like NSW will make 60% in the next day or two fully vacced and is 85% first dose. I'm not too thrilled at Gladys saying we should look to November for travel. My LGA is a spicy one but our vaccination rate is over 90% first dose. Trying to continue the 5km limit past the next couple of weeks will just invite non-compliance.
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freebooter posted:Why not just keep restrictions on the unvaxxed forever? gently caress em. I *wish*. I never want to be near an antivaxxer. Only exemption is those with genuine medical issues for vaccination - who are very rare and that's why you get as many people jabbed - to protect the ones who cant. The ones that wont.... stay away from me. Lolie posted:I'm not too thrilled at Gladys saying we should look to November for travel. My LGA is a spicy one but our vaccination rate is over 90% first dose. Trying to continue the 5km limit past the next couple of weeks will just invite non-compliance. 90+% is the kind of level where even Delta has problems spreading so it's hard to justify keeping tight restrictions going - so while yes some regions are lagging (especailly areas where there's known large anti vaxxer movements like Byron Bay) I cant see Sydney and surrounds residents who have been vaccinated putting up with the more tight restrictions on esp travel for much longer. Looking at the vaccination maps I completely expected Byron to be lagging well behind but Sydney Central LGA it also noticably lagging. That's a surprise, it's one of the worst rates in NSW and far behind the rest of the Greater Sydney area
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I'll never get over the "It's because they gave up their guns" responses from Americans. They stormed their own government capital fully armed and it changed nothing. People stole some poo poo and went home, then continued to wring their hands about how the libs and dems are destroying American values.
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How do you minor in Australian History and not understand that as a nation we long for the jackboot of authority upon our necks? Don’t mistake the larrikin taking the piss attitude for actual mah freedumb, we inherited the British “please form an orderly queue and wait for further instructions” mentality. All this confected loud outrage is thanks to Nazis importing playbooks from the USA.
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Or it’s a joke account
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Chicken Parmigiana posted:Or it’s a joke account its not a joke account he's an insane MAGA guy.
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Animal Friend posted:its not a joke account he's an insane MAGA guy. the preferred term is neurodiverse thanks
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