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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/Skweezy/status/1442301702867087366

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


How is he so consistently good? This dude tweets like multiple times a day every day and it's all great

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

How is he so consistently good? This dude tweets like multiple times a day every day and it's all great

Some people choose the chinchilla life and some people are born to it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
got to pet a chinchilla once, and it was soft as hell.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Atticus_1354 posted:

Just checked in with J. G. Ballard. Things aren't looking good.

I dunno, driving my wood-fired car is strangely arousing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elissimpark posted:

I dunno, driving my wood-fired car is strangely arousing.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



bike tory posted:

How is he so consistently good? This dude tweets like multiple times a day every day and it's all great

And how is he not verified??

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
not even snopes can verify skweezy jibbs

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

for years snopes said "in the butt bob" never happened
illuminati poo poo, straight up

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Atticus_1354 posted:

Now I'm just wondering if you don't actually know what a metaphor is and think people should literally build moats instead of building a wall of cheese.

It's amazing how often this happens. Some goon crawls out of the woodwork and screams that your argument doesn't make sense because they literally cannot grasp the concept of metaphor and simile. Or jokes.

To use a suitably nerdy example:

"Okay, this next mission is easy. We'll be in-n-out like a hamburger"
"What, this is the warehouse mission, what's food got to do with it?"

Cue huge argument with someone just too drat stupid to understand.


EDIT: Gif tax.

(has sound)
https://i.imgur.com/dw8j8b7.mp4

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Sep 27, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Nice to see the wipe-your-rear end-and-slap-the-dude-with-it lady is still having fun.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

1945 smoke wood every day

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




OwlFancier posted:

Nice to see the wipe-your-rear end-and-slap-the-dude-with-it lady is still having fun.

The who?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

unrelated to anything, why does 3d megadoodoo have an avatar of the norwegian flag?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

organburner posted:

unrelated to anything, why does 3d megadoodoo have an avatar of the norwegian flag?

I don’t know if this is a joke because that’s the Swedish flag, but Jerry Cotton is Finnish and has a posting style that some consider to be abrasive.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

organburner posted:

unrelated to anything, why does 3d megadoodoo have an avatar of the norwegian flag?

I'm a false flag operation.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Related to 3D Megadoodoo -- I used to commute to Louisville six times a week and every single day I crossed the Dierdre Mengedoht Memorial Bridge. I thought about 3D Megadoodoo a lot, and I often laughed:

Here's why.

Although it's been posted in this thread a ton it's still excellent.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Soul Dentist posted:

Related to 3D Megadoodoo -- I used to commute to Louisville six times a week and every single day I crossed the Dierdre Mengedoht Memorial Bridge. I thought about 3D Megadoodoo a lot, and I often laughed:

Here's why.

Although it's been posted in this thread a ton it's still excellent.

No one ever talks about the fact that she was hit by a sewage tanker truck whose driver was watching pornography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77gbcPlono

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
RIP deedee megadoodoo

Kiled by a horndog haulin' poopoo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That must be praxis, surely.

E: or a saints row side quest which is basically the same thing.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Platystemon posted:

No one ever talks about the fact that she was hit by a sewage tanker truck whose driver was watching pornography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77gbcPlono

ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Soul Dentist posted:

ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

WITH A HOOK!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Skweezy lives the life we all wish we did

https://twitter.com/Skweezy/status/1442211453675597829?s=20

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Sound up all the way.

https://i.imgur.com/8EStfne.mp4

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Rectovagitron posted:

Please, it's a tannenbomb.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/2femcei2furious/status/1442265582464905217?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



*scribbles down notes*

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



If the car were stopped like that, wouldn't the chair lean forward and slam the rider into the ground?

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed
How can you tell if a crash test dummy is Russian?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

If the car were stopped like that, wouldn't the chair lean forward and slam the rider into the ground?

depends on facts not in evidence

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If the center of mass is sufficiently low, it probably wouldn't flip over

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Rider is mostly* decoupled from car, doesn't matter what car does after hitting block. Rider's momentum is straight forward so wouldn't pivot

* rider's feet are on the foot rest and assuming only perpendicular forces allowed, rider is actually most likely to be raised up and rotate around Z axis (out of page is positive Z) but by how much would require more detail.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

There's only one way to settle this.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Can't stop wondering what the point is of that yellow line that goes around the objects but would still crash the chair and its passenger by sending it off the ledge.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
It’s fine. So long as the rider doesn’t look down, he’ll keep moving forward completely unharmed. He’ll just need to watch out for tunnels that are merely painted onto walls if he’s chasing something. However, if being chased, this is not a concern.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Rasmus posted:

How can you tell if a crash test dummy is Russian?

When the car rides the dummy.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Knormal posted:

There's only one way to settle this.

Toribash? One of the match rooms that flings the models at each other?

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Magneto jotting down some ideas for getting rid of Professor X

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