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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's amazing how often this happens. Some goon crawls out of the woodwork and screams that your argument doesn't make sense because they literally cannot grasp the concept of metaphor and simile. Or jokes.

To use a suitably nerdy example:

"Okay, this next mission is easy. We'll be in-n-out like a hamburger"
"What, this is the warehouse mission, what's food got to do with it?"

Cue huge argument with someone just too drat stupid to understand.


a good metaphor doesn't require much of an explanation to be understood, that's kind of the point primarily when you're using one to explain a complex idea. In this circumstance the idea is not very complex at all and has existed for thousands of years so why go through the whole setting up of a thought experiment involving cheese

edit: rephrase to not be mean

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
RIP Johnny Storm

Mesothelioma did what Dr. Doom never could.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Mauser posted:

a good metaphor doesn't require much of an explanation to be understood, that's kind of the point primarily when you're using one to explain a complex idea. In this circumstance the idea is not very complex at all and has existed for thousands of years so why go through the whole setting up of a thought experiment involving cheese

Cheese is very difficult for most to understand. Not like defensive designs of castles which is a common and relatable for the average man.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

RIP Johnny Storm

Mesothelioma did what Dr. Doom never could.

Will his spouse or loved ones possibly be eligible for financial compensation? Is there a number they can call today?!?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Mauser posted:

a good metaphor doesn't require much of an explanation to be understood, that's kind of the point primarily when you're using one to explain a complex idea. In this circumstance the idea is not very complex at all and has existed for thousands of years so why go through the whole setting up of a thought experiment involving cheese

edit: rephrase to not be mean

Because you need something to call that model in textbooks dedicated to planning and safety. Because it's not actually obvious to everyone. And because it makes a point that your castle analogy doesn't: that you have to analyze the specific shortcomings of each layer to make sure you're actually adding to your defense in depth, rather than blindly adding additional layers of protection that actually let the same problems through.

This is an entire field of study and you're nitpicking at, like, chapter one of the introductory textbook.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



:wink:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The hell you would. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Atticus_1354 posted:

Cheese is very difficult for most to understand. Not like defensive designs of castles which is a common and relatable for the average man.



Peveril castle, near where I grew up, has a literally fatal design flaw in that the Arrowslits line up, just like the holes in sliced Swiss cheese.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
I don't understand thing and therefore no one else is capable of doing so, despite direct evidence to the contrary. I refuse to acknowledge that my opinion is flawed and that other, possibly better or at least more widely accepted, viewpoints exist. I will die on this hill because I cannot let any strangers get the better of me.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
I am also incapable of understanding context or subtext.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
And beyond this, it does not occur to me that other people could have different levels or types of understanding or different life experiences than me.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
All right I'm done. You all have clearly been bought off by big cheese and there's no convincing you. I will go to my grave thinking that it's a poo poo metaphor :mad:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Mauser posted:

All right I'm done. You all have clearly been bought off by big cheese and there's no convincing you. I will go to my grave thinking that it's a poo poo metaphor :mad:

well there's your problem. it's a cheese metaphor

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Cheddarphor

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I refuse to let this get bottom-of-the-paged.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Fartington Butts posted:

I refuse to let this get bottom-of-the-paged.

Don't kink shame. Maybe that is where she was aiming to land.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


"9-1-1, What's your emergency?"

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Fartington Butts posted:

I refuse to let this get bottom-of-the-paged.

Pretty sure Paige let that get to the bottom of her just fine

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
well, as long as she didn't wipe herself and then slap a guy with it

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Mm, lämmin keinonahka.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
And just think, if the leaded gas theory is correct, using those cars would have stopped an entire generation of boomerism brainworms

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sentient Data posted:

And just think, if the leaded gas theory is correct, using those cars would have stopped an entire generation of boomerism brainworms

Actually, lead doesn't actually give you brain worms. That's really just the lining of the brain sloughing off.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Carposting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfDXne2crKY

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

right about now

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Memento posted:

right about now

trunk show brothers

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



It's like a mating dance.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They do the same thing if they see themselves in a mirror.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It's like a transformer having a stroke.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elissimpark posted:

Mm, lämmin keinonahka.

But enough about your sex life.

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

Platystemon posted:

No one ever talks about the fact that she was hit by a sewage tanker truck whose driver was watching pornography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77gbcPlono

"...the browser closed at 2:20, 3 minutes after the crash."

Look, he may have hit and killed someone, but he's gotta hurry up and nut before they arrest him!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Autobots! Transform and ... the gently caress?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


How utterly useless and dumb

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Most good things are.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


No. 6 posted:

How utterly useless and dumb

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

No. 6 posted:

How utterly useless and dumb

Turn your monitor on.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

But enough about your sex life.

Tell everyone else to stop with the sexy pictures!

In other news, I'm not sure how this works:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Elissimpark posted:

Tell everyone else to stop with the sexy pictures!

In other news, I'm not sure how this works:



the YETIIIIIIIIIIII

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You become a zombie and then they mummify you.

Or alternatively, they mummify you and then you turn into a zombie, as mummies are not normally animate.

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