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Convex posted:DONALD TRUMP WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES FOR A FULL TERM Oh come on, we're not dumb enough to believe that.
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Oct 3, 2021 11:29
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MrMojok posted:No loving way. Sounds like Nadia from What We Do in the Shadows
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Oct 3, 2021 11:36
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Remember when the G7 leaders all walked arm in arm down the road except for Trump who sat like a sulking child in a golfcart behind them?
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Oct 3, 2021 12:08
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BigglesSWE posted:Remember when the G7 leaders all walked arm in arm down the road except for Trump who sat like a sulking child in a golfcart behind them? 200ft at a very slight incline was too much for the big strong alpha
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Lucca Blight posted:Does anyone have that wall of text of every • Trump thinks if you drink bleach it will cure the virus • Trump thinks if you shove cancer causing UV light up your rear-end it will cure the virus • Trump doesn't know there's no “Noble Prize" and he doesn't know the “Nobel Prize” is not the same as the “Pulitzer Prize” • Trump thinks the Continental Army "manned the air" and "took over the airports" during the Revolutionary War. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mZ1ofj2Vo • Trump didn't know what happened at Pearl Harbor • Trump thinks the F-35 jet fighter is invisible like Wonder Woman's plane • Trump thinks the noise from windmills cause ear cancer • Trump thinks lightbulbs cause cancer • Trump Can't Pronounce 'United States' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRoslI4V3EQ • Trump Can't Pronounce "Nevada" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TB-lGyfRc • Trump Can't Pronounce "Yosemite" the national park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIRqvXD648w • Trump Can't Pronounce 'Anonymous' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG8r_z5yukE • Trump Can't Pronounce 'Venezuela' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2dBxJGkeE#t=55s • Trump doesn't know where he is most of the time .. like when he said "May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo." when the shooting took place in Dayton, Ohio .. or when Trump called a town where 85 people burned to death and 19,000 buildings destroyed "Pleasure" and not the real name, Paradise, California. .. and Trump forgot he was in India when in front of a crowd of 100,000 and not Pakistan https://www.nationalheraldindia.com/india/donald-trump-forgets-gandhi-declares-us-relations-with-pakistan-very-good • Trump said, “I'll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.” ….(there are only 7 Articles in the US Constitution) • Trump called his vice president 'Mike Pounce' • Trump said he met with the president of the US Virgin Islands. Trump is the president of the Virgin Islands. • Trump keeps calling the 1918 Spanish Flu the 1917 Flu and he thinks it was the reason WWII ended, which was in 1945. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...art/3340770001/ • Trump said “People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?” • Trump said “Belgium is a beautiful city.” • Trump forgot he had a son with Melania “That’s how the first lady got involved. She’s got a son,” Trump said before he suddenly remembered that he had something to do with it and interjected the word “together.” • Trump forgot his wife Melania's name and called her "Melanie" • Trump thinks the stripes on our flag are blue. • Trump calls Apple CEO Tim Cook 'Tim Apple' when there was a name card sitting right in front of him. • Trump calls Lockheed Martin's CEO Marillyn Hewson "Marillyn Lockheed." • Trump referred to his national security adviser John Bolton as "Mike Bolton". In January, Trump referred to Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as "Steve." https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/hear-president-trumps-latest-name-flub/vi-AADJ5ri • Trump said “Laziness is a trait in blacks.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/07/25/did-donald-trump-really-say-those-things/ • Trump does not know that Israel is part of the mid-east. • Trump thought that Frederick Douglass who died in 1895 is still alive. • Trump can't correctly pronounce the names of the books in the Bible: “Two Corinthians, right? Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. Where the spirit of the Lord—right?—is, there is liberty!” • Trump said Andrew Jackson would have prevented the Civil War. President Jackson died 5 years before the war. • Trump thinks the parents of Korean War veterans (a war from 70 years ago) are alive and said, “We'd love our son to be brought back home -- you know, the remains." • It’s not the only time he’s disrespected them: • In May 2020, the White House ended National Guard deployments one day before they could claim benefits • The Trump admin seized 5 million masks intended for VA hospitals. Kushner distributes these masks to private entities for a fee, who then sells the masks to the government • Trump fired the captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt after he warned superiors that COVID19 was spreading among his crew. The virus subsequently spread amongst the crew. • After Iran's retaliatory strike, 109 US troops suffered brain injuries. Trump dismissed these as "headaches" • On July 20, 2017, in room 2E924 of the Pentagon, Trump told a room full of Generals, "You’re a bunch of dopes and babies" • Pardoned multiple war criminals, which stomped on long standing military values, discipline, and command. Trump has no military experience (May&Nov, 2019) • Trump mocked Lt. Col. Vindman for his rank and uniform. He threatened said purple heart officer, resulting in the Army providing him protection • Trump’s Chief of Staff worked—in secret—to deny comprehensive health coverage to Vietnam Vets who suffered from Agent Orange. • There is a facility in Tijuana for US veterans that Trump deported. Wounded war vet, Sen Duckworth (D) marked Veterans Day 2019 by visiting this facility • Russia took control of the main U.S. military facility in Syria abandoned on Trump’s orders. Russia now owns the airstrip we built • On Oct 7, 2019, Trump abruptly withdrew support from America's allies in Syria after a phone call with Turkey's president (Erdogan). Turkey subsequently bombed US Special Forces. • Trump sent thousands of American troops to defend the oil assets of the country that perpetrated 9/11 • In Sept 2019, he made an Air Force cargo crew, flying from the U.S. to Kuwait stop in Scotland (where there's no U.S. base) to refuel at a commercial airport (where it costs more), so they could stay overnight at a Trump property (which isn't close to the airport). Trump’s golf courses are losing money, so he's forcing the military to pay for 5-star nights there. • In Sept, 2019, Pentagon pulled funds for military schools, military housing funds, and daycare to pay for Trump's border wall. • In Aug, 2019, emails revealed that three of Trump's Mar-a-Lago pals, who are now running Veterans Affairs, are rampant with meddling. "They had no experience in veterans affairs (none of them even served in the military) nor underwent any kind of approval process to serve as de facto managers. Yet, with Trump’s approval, they directed actions and criticized operations without any oversight. They wasted valuable staff time in hundreds of pages of communications and meetings, emails show. Emails reveal disdainful attitudes within the department to the trio’s meddling." • Veterans graves will be "dug up" for the border wall, after Trump instructed aides to seize private property. Trump told officials he would pardon them if they break the law by illegally seizing property • Children of deployed US troops are no longer guaranteed citizenship. This includes US troops posted abroad for years at a time (August 28, 2019) • On Aug 2, 2019, Trump requisitioned military retirement funds towards border wall • On July 31, 2019, Trump ordered the Navy rescind medals to prosecutors who were prosecuted war criminals • Trump denied a U.S. Marine of 6 years entry into the United States for his citizenship interview (Reported July 17, 2019) • Trump made the U.S. Navy Blue Angels violate ethics rules by having them fly at his July 4th political campaign event (July 4, 2019) • Trump demanded US military chiefs stand next to him at 4th of July parade (reported July 2, 2019) • In June, 2019, Trump sent troops to the border to paint the fence for a better "aesthetic appearance" • Trump used his D-Day interview at a cemetery commemorating fallen US soldiers to attack a Vietnam veteran (June 6, 2019) • Trump started his D-Day commemoration speech by attacking a private citizen (Bette Midler, of all people) (reported on June 4th, 2019) • Trump made his 2nd wife, Marla Maples, sign a prenup that would have cut off all child support if Tiffany joined the military (reported June 4th, 2019) • On May 27, 2019, Trump turned away US military from his Memorial Day speech because they were from the destroyer USS John S. McCain • Trump ordered the USS John McCain out of sight during his visit to Japan (May 15, 2019). The ship's name was subsequently covered. (May 27, 2019) • Trump purged 200,000 vets' healthcare applications (due to known administrative errors within VA’s enrollment system) (reported on May 13, 2019) • Trump deported a spouse of fallen Army soldier killed in Afghanistan, leaving their daughter parentless (April 16, 2019) • On March 20, 2019, Trump complained that a deceased war hero didn't thank him for his funeral • Between 12/22/2018, and 1/25/2019, Trump refused to sign his party's funding bill, which shut down the government, forcing the Coast Guard to go without pay, which made service members rely on food pantries. However, his appointees got a $10,000 pay raise • He banned service members from serving based on gender identity (1/22/2019) • He denied female troops access to birth control to limit sexual activity (on-going. Published Jan 18, 2019) • He tried to deport a marine vet who is a U.S.-born citizen (Jan 16, 2019) • When a man was caught swindling veterans pensions for high-interest “cash advances," Trump's Consumer Financial Protection Bureau fined him $1 (Jan 26, 2019) • He called a retired general a 'dog' with a 'big, dumb mouth' (Jan 1, 2019) • He increased privatization of the VA, leading to longer waits and higher taxpayer cost (2018) • He finally visited troops 2 years after taking office, but only after 154 vacation days at his properties (Dec 26, 2018) • He revealed a covert Seal Team 5 deployment, including names and faces, on Twitter during his visit to Iraq (Dec 26, 2018) • Trump lied to deployed troops that he gave them a 10% raise (12/26/2018). He tried giving the military a raise that was lower than the standard living adjustment. Congress told him that idea wasn't going to work. Then after giving them the raise that Congress made him, he lied about it pretending that it was larger than Obama's. It wasn't. • He fired service members living with HIV just before the 2018 holidays • He tried to slash disability and unemployment benefits for Veterans to $0, and eliminate the unemployability extrascheduler rating (Dec 17, 2018) • He called troops on Thanksgiving and told them he's most thankful for himself (Thanksgiving, 2018) • He urged Florida to not count deployed military votes (Nov 12, 2018) • He canceled an Arlington Cemetery visit on Veterans Day due to light rain (Nov 12, 2018) • While in Europe commemorating the end of WWI, he didn't attend the ceremony at a US cemetery due to the rain -- other world leaders went anyway (Nov 10, 2018) • He used troops as a political prop by sending them on a phantom mission to the border and made them miss Thanksgiving with their families (Oct-Dec, 2018) • He stopped using troops as a political prop immediately after the election. However, the troops remained in muddy camps on the border (Nov 7, 2018) • Trump changed the GI Bill through his Forever GI Act, causing the VA to miss veteran benefits, including housing allowances. This caused many vets to run out of food and rent. (reported October 7, 2018) • Trump doubled the rejection rate for veterans requesting family deportation protections (July 5, 2018) • Trump deported active-duty spouses (11,800 military families face this problem as of April 2018) • He forgot a fallen soldier's name (below) during a call to his pregnant widow, then attacked her the next day (Oct 23-24, 2017) • He sent commandos into an ambush due to a lack of intel, and sends contractors to pick them up, resulting in a commando being left behind, tortured, and executed. (Trump approved the mission because Bannon told him Obama didn't have the guts to do it) (Oct 4, 2017) • He blocked a veteran group on Twitter (June 2017) • He ordered the discharge of active-duty immigrant troops with good records (2017-present) • He deported veterans (2017-present) • He said he knows more about ISIS than American generals (Oct 2016) • On Oct 3, 2016, Trump said vets get PTSD because they aren't strong (note: yes, he said it's 'because they aren't strong.' He didn't say it's 'because they're weak.' This distinction is important because of Snopes) • Trump accepted a Purple Heart from a fan at one of his rallies and said: “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.” (Aug 2, 2016) • Trump attacks Gold Star families: Myeshia Johnson (gold star widow), Khan family (gold star parents) etc. (2016-present) • Trump sent funds raised from a Jan 2016 veterans benefit to the Donald J Trump Foundation instead of veterans charities (the foundation has since been ordered shut because of fraud) (Jan, 2016) • Trump said he has "more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military" because he went to a military-style academy (2015 biography) • Trump said he doesn't consider POWs heroes because they were caught. He said he prefers people who were not caught (July 18, 2015) • Trump said having unprotected sex was his own personal Vietnam (1998) • For a decade, Trump sought to kick veterans off of Fifth Avenue because he found them unsightly nuisances outside of Trump Tower. 1991 • Trump dodged the draft 5 times by having a doctor diagnose him with bone spurs. • No Trump in America has ever served in the military; thism spans 5 generations, and every branch of the family tree. In fact, the reason his grandfather immigrated to America was to avoid military service
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Quote-Unquote posted:200ft at a very slight incline was too much for the big strong alpha I'm honestly surprised that they didn't make an escalator passenger step for the Air Force One. Edit: holy poo poo this is literally a thing:   Why didn't they get one for GEOTUS? Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Oct 3, 2021 |
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Oct 3, 2021 12:43
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Blooster posted:SNL sucks but they are doing a really good job of making fun of Sinema right now "doesn't she look like all the scooby doo characters" was a pretty good line
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Oct 3, 2021 12:47
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MrMojok posted:No loving way. This is absolutely incredible! There's thick, juicy, patriot blood coursing through my veins now! Super pro-click
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Oct 3, 2021 13:05
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And people say American opera doesn't exist Or maybe they don't, I don't know lol
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Oct 3, 2021 13:19
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Steadiman posted:This is absolutely incredible! There's thick, juicy, patriot blood coursing through my veins now! Super pro-click sir that's gravy and meat sauce
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Oct 3, 2021 13:28
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I donated to a handful of out of state Senate races in 2020, and the only one who won was incumbent MI Sen Gary Peters. You mean “Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock”?  
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Oct 3, 2021 13:29
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Remember when Trump held a photo shoot in front of a church with a Bible that he held up as if it was this year's winner of the Grand Potato Awards, all while police were teargassing protesters out of frame?
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Oct 3, 2021 13:54
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Fabulousity posted:So you're old and got a shotgun? Dude, just challenge their asses. They're all cowards playing chicken and if they come on your property with their big coal-rolling lifted trucks just march out there with your shotty and remind them because 'MURIKA you are perfectly within your rights to shoot them. I guarantee they'll gently caress off because they don't want their pretty pavement princess trucks to get damaged. By the same logic why not run for office? They'll tilt at your windmill but you got a gun so they won't ever really do anything of note. Kill a chud redneck in self defense and get murdered by
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Oct 3, 2021 13:55
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twistedmentat posted:I get the sense that US Political donations are basically operating on free to play mobile game methods of payment. That reminds me that Conan had Trump on once and Conan complained that Trump built a building next to his apartment. The buildings were so close that Conan couldn't fit his fist between the buildings. Trump's reply was that Conan should move. I went looking for the clip at some point since 2016, but couldn't find it because there's an insane amount of Trump content on Conan.
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Oct 3, 2021 13:57
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BigglesSWE posted:Remember when Trump held a photo shoot in front of a church with a Bible that he held up as if it was this year's winner of the Grand Potato Awards, all while police were teargassing protesters out of frame? As I said in the previous thread. "It's A bible" will never not be funny.
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Oct 3, 2021 13:58
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trickybiscuits posted:He looks nice. He looks like a grifter.
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Thundercracker posted:As I said in the previous thread. "It's A bible" will never not be funny. The fact that a man that is so feverishly obsessed with image is so unbelievably, stunningly bad at it will never cease being hilarious.
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Oct 3, 2021 14:03
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Thundercracker posted:As I said in the previous thread. "It's A bible" will never not be funny. This is like the candy bar on the minions head.. you just have to wonder what he was thinking. Like what went through his piggy brain when he said this? Everything with a person like him is transactional so what was his concern on just saying “yes”? What if it wasn’t even his idea to walk out there lol. Which one of his
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Shanghaied posted:I'm honestly surprised that they didn't make an escalator passenger step for the Air Force One. People get to hard dicked when they see the leader of the country walking slowly down, pausing to wave every few steps. And we need to dissuade these olds from presidency in any way we can. "You know you gotta be able to do the stairs for the plane, right?"
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mono posted:• Trump thinks if you drink bleach it will cure the virus rear end in a top hat has never been 'taken care of' by the East Coast business fraternity nor directly neutralised by the the many many many groups he has stiffed on payment. Please explain, yet a-loving-gain, America. The land of the major assholes.
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https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1443416193256284165?s=20 Lol
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Oct 3, 2021 14:34
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They really are not loving the taste of being the slightest bit dehumanized because of their own inhuman thoughts and actions.
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Oct 3, 2021 14:44
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Data Graham posted:I often wonder what on earth could have gotten the critical mass of people mobilized against the Czar Dirt farm poverty, a government that has its army open fire on any civilians that complain including holy men, and a losing war where millions were dying uselessly. Plus a little pressure from the Germans
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I was at the airport & my buddy offered to help two elderly people with their luggage. They chatted a bit, then they saw I had a "Jews will not replace us!" t-shirt and acted like we weren't even human beings anymore. Why is our humanity determined by our level of obedience to Democrats?
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Oct 3, 2021 14:55
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Data Graham posted:Would it have shaken anyone out of the illusion that he wasn't just completely mad and taking the presidency about as seriously as a WWE role? Considering how many chuds think the WWE is completely real.
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Phuzun posted:People get to hard dicked when they see the leader of the country walking slowly down, pausing to wave every few steps. And we need to dissuade these olds from presidency in any way we can. "You know you gotta be able to do the stairs for the plane, right?" Youthful, charismatic leader walks up an escalator set on reverse. Just walking, waving, pointing, smiling, winking. Rock-hard glutes bulging. For a full 30 minutes. Is subsequently elected President-for-Life.
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MrMojok posted:No loving way. This, just what?
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Shanghaied posted:I was at the airport & my buddy offered to help two elderly people with their luggage. They chatted a bit, then they saw I was drenched in diseased poo poo and acted like we weren't even human beings anymore. Why is our humanity determined by our level of obedience to Democrats?
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Oct 3, 2021 15:04
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SocketWrench posted:Considering how many chuds think the WWE is completely real. I know a chud boomer guy like this and he’s the dullest motherfucker on earth when he starts talking about wrestling. It honestly took me a long time to realise that he genuinely didn’t understand that it was scripted. I asked his dad who’s in his 90s what the gently caress and he said it was because he was the youngest in the family and his mother had spent such a lot of effort making sure the other kids in the family didn’t “spoil it for him” that she couldn’t bring herself to ever tell him it was fake.
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Oct 3, 2021 15:06
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https://youtu.be/P87qJzBxcO8 GUTFELD!
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Jeez if you guys keep posting these triple-scrollers we’re going to run out of lol Lol
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Devils Affricate posted:And people say American opera doesn't exist If that's opera it needs to be banned because holy poo poo. Sounded like someone trying to sing through multiple climaxes
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BastardAus posted:rear end in a top hat has never been 'taken care of' by the East Coast business fraternity nor directly neutralised by the the many many many groups he has stiffed on payment. Ok, i'll explain. The wealthy have different rules and laws than the commoners do because unlike commoners, the wealthy can buy them.
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Xenocides posted:I am suffering from a breakthrough covid case and just learned that I am in the top 5 posters in the last ‘lol’ thread. Jehovah-Ropheka, our Healer, the great Physician, I bring before You Xenocides, my sick one, praying for healing, total and completely. In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of Covid-19, all virus cells and all lung scarring. I bind that spirit of fear. These are all works of the devil, and have been comprehensively defeated by Jesus over two thousand years ago. They are trespassers on fertile soil, already bought and paid for by Jesus. In the name of Jesus, Amen!
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Oct 3, 2021 15:20
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SocketWrench posted:If that's opera it needs to be banned because holy poo poo. Sounded like someone trying to sing through multiple climaxes Sounds like you haven't heard the glory of Ben Shapiro's sister singing opera!
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BastardAus posted:rear end in a top hat has never been 'taken care of' by the East Coast business fraternity nor directly neutralised by the the many many many groups he has stiffed on payment. Remember when his Atlantic City casinos were going bankrupt and he went to the NJ board of whatever who was responsible for granting/lending him all the money to build them and told them they had to just give him more money? Even though it was obvious he would just keep losing money? And they did? And he did? It was in their interest for a Donald Trump to exist because it meant they could sell the image of a gold-plated Rich Man at the top of poo poo mountain, someone everyone in the capitalist system can aspire to. Nobody is incentivized to tear him down. He's much more valuable to the system as a symbol that has never been touched by failure than as a real person who has never genuinely succeeded.
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Data Graham posted:Remember when his Atlantic City casinos were going bankrupt and he went to the NJ board of whatever who was responsible for granting/lending him all the money to build them and told them they had to just give him more money? Even though it was obvious he would just keep losing money? And they did? And he did? In a more sensible society, this would be a ritualistic prelude to him acting as a human sacrifice.
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MrMojok posted:No loving way. How'd they manage to book Ben Shapiro's sister
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Fabulousity posted:So you're old and got a shotgun? Dude, just challenge their asses. They're all cowards playing chicken and if they come on your property with their big coal-rolling lifted trucks just march out there with your shotty and remind them because 'MURIKA you are perfectly within your rights to shoot them. I guarantee they'll gently caress off because they don't want their pretty pavement princess trucks to get damaged. By the same logic why not run for office? They'll tilt at your windmill but you got a gun so they won't ever really do anything of note. encouraging a goon to take a shotgun out to defend their property in october... what could go wrong?
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