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Lamech posted:Ahhh you’re treading on me!!!! Good yes, I just need another hit of this. Just one more.
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Powered Descent posted:I can see how it could happen -- it wouldn't have to depend on any actual Facebook services per se, all you'd need is the badge-checking server be named something like doorsecurity34.facilities.facebook.com on the building LAN would do it. Oh, well that makes way more sense. I'm surprised everything is still down, but as is probably obvious I really have no idea how this poo poo works.
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Droogie posted:Good yes, I just need another hit of this. Just one more. Casinos, famous for their lack of security and love of things that disrupt the money train
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Oct 4, 2021 21:09
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Droogie posted:Good yes, I just need another hit of this. Just one more. Honestly I feel like we've all been putting up with this poo poo for so long that any kind of bad thing happening to the people who have made us miserable is a relief. It proves that we haven't died inside. Think I posted this quote from Orwell's The Road to Wigan Pier in the last thread: quote:G. J. Renier, in his book on Oscar Wilde, points out that the strange, obscene burst of popular fury which followed the Wilde trial was essentially social in character. The 'London mob had caught a member of the upper classes on the hop, and they took care to keep him hopping. All this was natural and even proper. If you treat people as the English working class have been treated during the past two centuries, you must expect them to resent it. I'm gonna watch it again.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:13
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Please link this and add NWS tags. Somehow, I can still tell that's a dick. I don’t know how you could tell it was a dick but perhaps your eyes are better trained than mine in such matters, but I did it anyway.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:14
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Just glanced at CNN to see how they're covering the Facebook outage and lmaoquote:The 37-year-old former Facebook product manager who worked on civic integrity issues at the company says the documents show that Facebook knows its platforms are used to spread hate, violence and misinformation, and that the company has tried to hide that evidence. SHOCKED.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:16
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Hazo posted:Just glanced at CNN to see how they're covering the Facebook outage and lmao Sheryl Sandberg asked FB's scummy PR people to come up with gross smears about George Soros, denied it came to light and then got stone cold busted when it was proven she initiated all of this. Her reaction was basically "lol my bad". https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/29/technology/george-soros-facebook-sheryl-sandberg.html
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Oct 4, 2021 21:18
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lol that a handful of russians were able to post the stupidest poo poo they could ever imagine and add some jesus poo poo to it in order to have americans mass suicide
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its_my_birthday posted:lol that a handful of russians were able to post the stupidest poo poo they could ever imagine and add some jesus poo poo to it in order to have americans mass suicide fun additional lol: 30% (last I checked) of Russians refuse to get their own vaccine because of how hard Sputnik/RT pushed anti-vax.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:23
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https://twitter.com/lolgop/status/1445121889488326667?s=21 she thinks Republicans are going to vote for her. 
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Oct 4, 2021 21:26
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just lol that facebook is down and they can't fix it easily because facebook is down. Great system! Working as intended, ticket closed.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:27
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Steadiman posted:just lol that facebook is down and they can't fix it easily because facebook is down. Great system! Working as intended, ticket closed. Mark Zuckerburg is truly a genius worth $115 billion.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:27
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Steadiman posted:just lol that facebook is down and they can't fix it easily because facebook is down. Great system! Working as intended, ticket closed. someone's getting fired over this. Probably multiple! Who signed off on this horse poo poo design?!
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Oct 4, 2021 21:28
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I would like to congratulate whomever took out FB and associated garbage even for just a few hours. Ya gotta hand it to em
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SRQ posted:fun additional lol: 30% (last I checked) of Russians refuse to get their own vaccine because of how hard Sputnik/RT pushed anti-vax. Also their home grown vaxx is basically just diluted vodka
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Oct 4, 2021 21:29
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Oct 4, 2021 21:30
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TotalLossBrain posted:I would like to congratulate whomever took out FB and associated garbage even for just a few hours. My cat just did something cute and EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW!
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Oct 4, 2021 21:30
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there should be a day once a year where facebook is intentionally down. a break from facebook. a social media holiday
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Oct 4, 2021 21:30
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https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1445121131690790918 Holy poo poo  But where will they complain about it!!?
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Oct 4, 2021 21:32
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https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1445118465258364928 Oh my god...they really are gonna turn it off and on again. How is this a 115 billion dollar company? I can't stop laughing.
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Stoatbringer posted:My cat just did something cute and EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW! But is it: A. Adorable B. Funny
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Oct 4, 2021 21:33
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You know what'd take a lot of peoples' minds off Facebook's utter technical failure? Unbanning Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:34
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trickybiscuits posted:There was a video, which I now cannot find anywhere, of riot police treating people the night of January 6 the way that police had been treating BLM protestors. It's like when tigers get a taste for human blood. I will never have enough. Delicious. (eta if anyone, anyone at all, has this video, I will be grateful forever to see it again) The video shot on the lawn with the one idjit running back and forth with his flag before he gets beaten? I have it somewhere, will dig it out for you. would help if you set your inbox to allow me to PM it though
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Oct 4, 2021 21:35
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1445118465258364928 God willing some brave member of the resistance has barricaded themselves inside and is taking an axe to those servers before the Facebook Black Ops Team busts the door down. This is their ONE chance to kill this blight on mankind for good while it's still wounded.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:36
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1445118465258364928 No, they're going to try and launch the last autosave of the entire site like when my computer updates for no reason and I hadn't saved any of my files before the weekend. Totally normal and high tech stuff. I will laugh if they do get some mirror running and just have this entire thing happen again in a day or two because they didn't fix the actual problem.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213  Prayer Warriors, lend me your power!
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213 Inshallah
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wow they are destroying private property. they should be beaten down like BLM protesters
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Aardvark! posted:You know what'd take a lot of peoples' minds off Facebook's utter technical failure? Unbanning Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America. "Many big men with tears in their eyes going one where we go all! Even the haters and losers say it's here. Storming hard, thank you" Yes but did they inconvenience a senator? That's right.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:40
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213 ffs, facebook is not gone. these people need to stop pretending like they know what's going on... sorry but its just a hilariously bad router config nothing else. obviously now that i've said this something dumb will happen and it will turn out to be some random dude at a datacenter. but until that happens... this is not facebook being wiped out.
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Duck and Cover posted:Okay question time at what point does it go from being censored to just a dick drawing? I need answers fuckit I'm making a thread to discuss this. Duck and Cover? More like Dick and Cover am I right?
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Oct 4, 2021 21:42
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No Facebook is a total net good for the world. And I've never even used Facebook lol
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trickybiscuits posted:There was a video, which I now cannot find anywhere, of riot police treating people the night of January 6 the way that police had been treating BLM protestors. It's like when tigers get a taste for human blood. I will never have enough. Delicious. (eta if anyone, anyone at all, has this video, I will be grateful forever to see it again) For the Trickiest of Biscuits. Has audio. https://i.imgur.com/6gfjpLQ.mp4
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Strong Sauce posted:ffs, facebook is not gone. these people need to stop pretending like they know what's going on... sorry but its just a hilariously bad router config nothing else. 
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https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1445113676013449216 just the laziest most unimaginative assholes
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So many chuds' pleas for prayer warriors and gofundme donations will be unheard, suffering in the dark. So many Herman Cain Award stories without endings
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1445118465258364928 every Death Star has its small port hole. CERN - disabled because a birb dropped a baguette - hon hon hon! - into some open grating Facebook - offline because of a single mad intern loving with the routing tables Trimp campaign - idk, something clever about Donnie's hideous maw
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