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McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


drat it, now I'm watching J-79 videos again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_pxu2cn3c

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

McTinkerson posted:

Does anyone have $850k I can borrow?

https://www.platinumfighters.com/inventory-2/1962-cf-104d-starfighter

I want to commit financial and physical suicide in the most glorious fashion. (This is a joke, I am not serious about becoming a human lawn dart.)

If you want a Starfighter, just buy land in Germany.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




babyeatingpsychopath posted:

(sorry for huge image, it's a direct link from .mil so no fancy resizing available)

Good news ! Imgur will resize for you !

1. Upload image by URL to imgur.com
2. Get the image address and post it.
3. Oh poo poo, that's huge.
4. Edit post.
5. In the image URL, you want to add a s, m, or l between the bulk of the address and the .
5a: before, https://i.imgur.com/QO3E7nI.jpeg
5b: after, https://i.imgur.com/QO3E7nIm.jpeg

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

you can also add t for thumbnail or h for huge :eng101:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

mllaneza posted:

Good news ! Imgur will resize for you !

1. Upload image by URL to imgur.com
2. Get the image address and post it.
3. Oh poo poo, that's huge.
4. Edit post.
5. In the image URL, you want to add a s, m, or l between the bulk of the address and the .
5a: before, https://i.imgur.com/QO3E7nI.jpeg
5b: after, https://i.imgur.com/QO3E7nIm.jpeg

Sagebrush posted:

you can also add t for thumbnail or h for huge :eng101:
I did not know that, thanks.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Nebakenezzer posted:

We might actually need a smiley for "Goddamnit, Boeing, you had one job." KC-135s are having sudden pitch down events

quote:

A new autopilot is a key component of the Block 45 upgrade package, which you can read more about here. Since the mid-2010s, the Air Force has had many of its KC-135s brought up to this standard, and the upgrades are also available to foreign operators. What was then Rockwell Collins developed the complete package, which has since been supplied in kit form for installation on KC-135s. In 2018, United Technologies Corporation bought Rockwell Collins, which now operates as Collins Aerospace.

Boeing might have had one job but it sure wasn't developing or installing new autopilots on the KC-135s.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Phanatic posted:

Boeing might have had one job but it sure wasn't developing or installing new autopilots on the KC-135s.

I stand corrected



e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
mods change my name to cargo maximizer

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

"Dammit, Dale! You stripped the bolt!"

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
Crossposting this from the Spaceflight thread.

Hermsgervørden posted:

JWST is on a ship on the way to the launch site, and as a precaution against piracy and ransom there may also be decoy vessels pretending to carry the scope.

https://twitter.com/spacejosh/status/1445962767274594307?s=21

The Twitter thread above covers this delightful anecdote about a lost harrier jump jet nearly running out of fuel and making an emergency vertical landing on the cargo ship Alraigo bound for La Palma in the Canary Islands is relevant to the JWST journey in that the harrier landed on the containers carrying the one of a kind base plate of the Isaac Newton Telescope at the Roque de los Muchachos Observatory.

JWST is going to be just fine!

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Guys, need a few trip reports: by a designer from Kerbel Space Program

https://store.steampowered.com/app/977920/Balsa_Model_Flight_Simulator/

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Harv didn’t design it my dude, he’s the straight up creator. It’s also a turbo flight stick pervert so the game is all about that support.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hermsgervørden posted:

Crossposting this from the Spaceflight thread.

Wow neato! I knew about the Harrier landing on the ship, but didn't know it was carrying telescope bits!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Sounds like there was a bad crash with a skydiving plane. Potentially a few survivors though?

I suspect we'll see video of this more sooner than later, knowing how many divers have gopros filming their whole experience.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/15-dead-after-russian-skydiver-plane-crashes-1.5618246

quote:

MOSCOW -- A plane carrying skydivers crashed Sunday shortly after takeoff in central Russia, killing 15 of the 22 people aboard.

The L-410, a Czech-made twin-engine turboprop, crashed near the town of Menzelinsk, about 960 kilometers (600 miles) east of Moscow.

The Emergencies Ministry said seven people were extracted from the wreckage alive, at least one of them with severe injuries. The cause of the crash was not immediately determined.
e: Reading the wiki on the L410, sounds like it was a very full bus.

slidebite fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Oct 10, 2021

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Nebakenezzer posted:

Guys, need a few trip reports: by a designer from Kerbel Space Program

https://store.steampowered.com/app/977920/Balsa_Model_Flight_Simulator/

it's still early but i've been enjoying it. the physics are much better than ksp (as you'd expect from a plane-focused game) and from his discord it looks like he's working on making it even better. very exciting!
also he's the creator of KSP, straight up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I believe that this is sufficiently æronautical and insane for this thread.

https://gfycat.com/blackbrokengalah

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

slidebite posted:

Sounds like there was a bad crash with a skydiving plane. Potentially a few survivors though?

I suspect we'll see video of this more sooner than later, knowing how many divers have gopros filming their whole experience.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/15-dead-after-russian-skydiver-plane-crashes-1.5618246

e: Reading the wiki on the L410, sounds like it was a very full bus.

Also this was apparently the fifth fatal L-410 crash this year alone :/

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Oct 10, 2021

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Hermsgervørden posted:

Crossposting this from the Spaceflight thread.

forgot to mention: cool story!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Pro click for the thread:

https://twitter.com/djsnm/status/1447258270620553217?s=21

Remains of B-17 that crashed with nuclear secrets

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
A Cessna 340 went down into two homes in Santee California.

CNN has it.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Syrian Lannister posted:

A Cessna 340 went down into two homes in Santee California.

CNN has it.

Was it Jerry?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Nah, Jerry flies a Cessna 421C.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

MrYenko posted:

Was it Jerry?

That's the first person I thought of too.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Submitted for your approval: a proposal for a superyacht, designed in cubist fashion, with space in absolutely calm weather for a helicopter, and in undefined conditions a 100 m airship as a tender

Note that this airship looks like a massively scaled down Zeppelin but has the lift capacity of a small blimp

https://uncrate.com/dare-to-dream-airship-superyacht/







Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

how's the seakeeping on that...uh...thing

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
"hey google, what's roll stability?"

*note to self: look up this whole 'tumblehome' thing, also maybe look up 'naval architecture'*

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
I sure hope they're going to pay whoever's going to be picking molluscs out of that fancy textured hull a living wage.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Sagebrush posted:

how's the seakeeping on that...uh...thing

Who cares when it gets bad you gently caress off in the blimp and leave the crew barfing their guts out!

marumaru
May 20, 2013



how much lead do you need inside that hull to avoid that ship vasa-ing 5 seconds into its maiden voyage

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sooo it’s a submarine too right?

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Whomever buys into that whole mess gets to be first in line for madame guillotine as they are clearly what's wrong with the world

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I suspect the charitable explanation is one of those Italian architecture students

My notes:

What's the deal with the helicopter being on the boat deck

Which is separated from the helipad by the pool

And that helipad isn't level, guys, don't make that face

Also your airship has a disturbingly small volume, that's of a piece with the slanty helipad

And that surface level door you have in the bow

guys google well deck, or the Kirov class, there's a reason why these things go in the stern

Summary: forget boat, learn airship

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

hobbesmaster posted:

Sooo it’s a submarine too right?

At least once. :v:

Getting a strong "mid-90's flight sim" vibe. Full 3D rendering! Over 10 frames per second! Realistic Texture mapping!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
The punishment for wasting that much helium should be death by guillotine.

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

Cojawfee posted:

The punishment for wasting that much helium should be death by guillotine.

they would, and not use hydrogen.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
this happened in my area today, is there a good place to monitor for info?


cigaw
Sep 13, 2012

Nebakenezzer posted:

And that helipad isn't level, guys, don't make that face.
If you look at it close enough the pool isn't level either, which makes it even better.

Y'all just need to cool it with your dated Cartesian poo poo.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Crosspost from the osha thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904642&pagenumber=1103&perpage=40&userid=0#post518445367

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Amazing the dad complained about the food, after surviving a flight in a junkyard 720 all the way to goddamn India you’d think any food would be the best food he’s ever tasted.

Also lol at a new airport director putting new tires on it and getting it out of there in 30 minutes after it had been sitting for 24 years with no one doing anything.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

priznat posted:

Also lol at a new airport director putting new tires on it and getting it out of there in 30 minutes after it had been sitting for 24 years with no one doing anything.

I didn’t understand that part. It sure wasn’t flying away, and the airport director’s action is contrasted with “they towed it a little further away in 2011”, so presumably it somehow left airport property.

I guess that scrappers came and broke it apart. Now that takes a lot longer than thirty minutes, but if we’re only counting the time on the phone, sure.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Oct 13, 2021

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