Jim Silly-Balls posted:Its fake and it infuriates me how little people know about fluid dynamics Seriously, water is incompressible, and a fart is like 80% water, so they don't just *poot* and vanish like that ("...like a fart in the wind", but there's obviously no wind here).
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Seriously, water is incompressible, and a fart is like 80% water, so they don't just *poot* and vanish like that ("...like a fart in the wind", but there's obviously no wind here). If your farts are 80% water, those ain't farts.
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Agents are GO! posted:If your farts are 80% water, those ain't farts. God I wish mine were only 80% water.....
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Oct 5, 2021 17:58
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My rear end secretions are 90% liquid methane.
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Oct 5, 2021 18:32
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Mine is fresh-squeezed pineapple juice.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Mine is fresh-squeezed pineapple juice. You do know there is a ceiling to where the pineapple juice trick works right? You can stop after 8oz or so.
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I’ve never been able to fit all 8 ounces up my rear end
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Oct 5, 2021 19:32
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Git gud.
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ElGroucho posted:Does anybody have the gif of that very fat man throwing a fart in heat vision? He had some real propulsion. I saw it on these forums once and have never been able to find it again. I don't have the gif but I just want to point out that I love the nomenclature 'throwing' a fart. It implies like, ventriloquism, being able to project your farts to other places. Personally, I just learned how to 'curve' my farts like the assassins' bullets in Wanted.
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Aramoro posted:The dumbest human is still smarter than the cleverest chimp. You sure about that?
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Mister Speaker posted:I don't have the gif but I just want to point out that I love the nomenclature 'throwing' a fart. It implies like, ventriloquism, being able to project your farts to other places. The last fartbender Fart it like Beckham
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Found it, wasn't as fat as I remember, but something about the lean makes it relatable
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ElGroucho posted:Found it, wasn't as fat as I remember, but something about the lean makes it relatable If your farts are coming out that cold, see a doctor. He's using an upside down can of compressed air.
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Let me enjoy my phony fart gifs plz
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ElGroucho posted:Found it, wasn't as fat as I remember, but something about the lean makes it relatable Inzombiac posted:If your farts are coming out that cold, see a doctor. I saw this a lot in Iraq, spending a lot of time on FLIR systems. The locals would call them "el frio" (the cold) or, alternatively, "ghost bowels". The largest one I ever saw stretched for nearly a quarter mile; our vehicle commander used the RWS to chase down the source to a cheese farm where they were using dry ice, and somebody had apparently dumped some "bad dry ice" in the outhouse. Presumably it mixed with the waste and created a colossal "ghost bowel".
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ElGroucho posted:Let me enjoy my phony fart gifs plz These flatulent thermographic heresies WILL BE DENOUNCED AND CAST DOWN, as god is my witness!
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Inzombiac posted:If your farts are coming out that cold, see a doctor. Mythbusters pretty much confirmed this.
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Bad rear end.... Blessed thread is that way ===>
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One of those gorillas passed away in his arms last week after she'd suffered a long illness, poor guy was heartbroken. He'd raised her ever since park rangers found her as a baby clinging to her mother who'd been shot dead by the local militia.  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-08/selfie-famous-congo-gorilla-ndakasi-dies-14-in-caretakers-arms-/100522988
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Also Apes & Monkeys thread -> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896961
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I assume that cassowaries never got hunted to extinction like so many other large flightless birds simply because nobody wants to gently caress with them.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I assume that cassowaries never got hunted to extinction like so many other large flightless birds simply because nobody wants to gently caress with them. We did, at least once, try to gently caress with them.
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tribbledirigible posted:We did, at least once, try to gently caress with them. This wasn't one of the mankind's better ideas.
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It's entirely reasonable, yes it's dangerous but if you succeed you have the ancient world equivalent of a WMD because not only can you eat it but also nobody else is going to gently caress with your army of murderbirds.
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Me standing outside the cave you've trapped a dozen cassowaries inside: I don't care how reasonable it is, Throgg, I for drat sure ain't collecting the fuckin' eggs!
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Der Kyhe posted:This wasn't one of the mankind's better ideas. Mankind did all of that? He's even wilder than i thought
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Cross posting from the blessed thread because this guy is cool as hell. https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1446624784440307712?s=20
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Wasabi the J posted:Me standing outside the cave you've trapped a dozen cassowaries inside: I don't care how reasonable it is, Throgg, I for drat sure ain't collecting the fuckin' eggs! Do it...touch the forbidden huevos 
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Milo and POTUS posted:Not remotely worth dying for lemon lime flavor Says you
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freeedr posted:Says you Watch freeedr start a war.
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Someone's accepting coloured rocks in exchange for ice cream, and cassowaries are just casually producing huge green eggs ? I'm no financier, but I think I've just come up with a brilliant way for the cassowaries to get rich and thus gain even more power 
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tribbledirigible posted:Watch freeedr start a war. Well, you can't spell "cassowary" without "rear end war", so...
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Well, you can't spell "cassowary" without "rear end war", so... You can spell everything with rear end war if you spell badly enough
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