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Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

Asked and answered: https://what-if.xkcd.com/33/

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



*squints, points*

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Castor Poe posted:

Legit LMAO

So much for the tolerant left! Lol, stop being so "decisive".

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Scott Pee-o

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Will your abusive behavior never stop?

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



@spoiledtechie is accidentally self-aware

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hahahah how is cyberdeciding a thing? Like walk away from the screen ahahahaha

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner


EVERYONE IS DEEP STATE.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Last Call posted:



EVERYONE IS DEEP STATE.

ahahahaha

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Isn't this the man with no dick from Ghostbusters?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-b-CfHbPGQ

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Deep inside you there are 2 states

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Last Call posted:



EVERYONE IS DEEP STATE.

Lol at yoda talking mouthbreathers out there committing political violence against their own party. So fitting.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Outrail posted:

My math is probably off, but I think you'd need about 361,000,000,000 cubic meters of displacement to move it a millimetre.

The heaviest shp in the world displaces 900,000 cubic meters of water. So You'd need 400,000 of the biggest ship in the world to move one millimetre. Currently, there are about 50,000 active merchant ships worldwide.

I don't think this is going to work guys.

what if 7 billion people went and plucked a ten cubic centimeter stone out of the ocean and put it up their rear end

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1447763791781957634?s=21

:lol: Splitting up the country over Dernald Jay Turmp

Also GA went blue. :hurr:

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

“what if we just took the boats out of the ocean?” is perhaps the perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with tech bros

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

bird with big dick posted:

what if 7 billion people went and plucked a ten cubic centimeter stone out of the ocean and put it up their rear end

BWBD's rear end based solutions saving the day once again

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

bird with big dick posted:

what if 7 billion people went and plucked a ten cubic centimeter stone out of the ocean and put it up their rear end

Then, verily, the prophecy of Ezekiel would finally come to pass.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

wuffles posted:

Alternatively, have a million women watch Ben Shapiro’s podcast then wade into the sea.

:thurman:

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Whilst comic book character sexuality is the hot topic can we make the Punisher homosexual?
I would pay to see the chudosphere meltdown over that one :allears:

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1447763791781957634?s=21

:lol: Splitting up the country over Dernald Jay Turmp

Also GA went blue. :hurr:

can we stop letting these assholes instigate violence. it's so fuckin obvious and we let people like this get off with a "but i didnt say anything about violence :smuggo:"

stop treating terrorists with the kids gloves

it's like we've learned nothing from the past 5 years

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

its_my_birthday posted:

it's like we've learned nothing from the past 50 years

Has America learnt anything ever?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

'Divorce' lmao. It's like what someone with major daddy issues calls secession.

And as tempting as that is (a world without chuds) you know the second it happened the right wing terrorism would start, eventually culminating in some evangelical cultist nutjob nuking CA and the northeast.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Outrail posted:

Has America learnt anything ever?

Don't gently caress with Vietnamese farmers?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

The GOP openly craves civil war and still gets non stop spots and every major media outlet

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

loving Moron posted:

Don't gently caress with Vietnamese farmers?

Well that sucked... Hey look! Virtually zero rice paddies in the middle east! In and out, two years tops.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jarf posted:

Whilst comic book character sexuality is the hot topic can we make the Punisher homosexual?
I would pay to see the chudosphere meltdown over that one :allears:

"When my wife and daughter were gunned down in cold blood by criminals I swore then and there two things: that I would avenge them, and that I would suck every cock I could."

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1447763791781957634?s=21

:lol: Splitting up the country over Dernald Jay Turmp

Also GA went blue. :hurr:

They believe nothing would change but the people in charge, we already seen that's not true with Brexit.

Yeah that's not a country breaking apart, it would be worse.

American dollar or new currency? Either way the dollar would crash hard, any new currency would be looked at with doubt.
Food, how do you handle who gets what and how much? How do you handle all the logistics?
Oil etc Same as above.
Laws, stay the same or changed?
Passports, old ones wouldn't work. "America" wouldn't exist any longer.
Where does the vast military go? Good luck sorting that out.
Just about every agreement with other countries is out the window.
Same goes for any business with foreign counties.

It's so much more than changing the people at the top.

That and you know Texas would go it's own way soon after. Possibly California as well.

Republicans would then say "this was not what they wanted" or "They didn't really think it would happen".

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

SlurredSpeech609 posted:

So much for the tolerant left! Lol, stop being so "decisive".



Lol, could've use derisive or divisive but went with the wrong one.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Jarf posted:

Whilst comic book character sexuality is the hot topic can we make the Punisher homosexual?
I would pay to see the chudosphere meltdown over that one :allears:

Based on his behavior, I would say he is likely a committed incel.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





republicans are now voting no on debt ceiling in the house..

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

:trumppop:

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Strong Sauce posted:

republicans are now voting no on debt ceiling in the house..

They know it'll pass with a Dem majority so they get to look like they're thrifty.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
If large marge doesn’t want to live in the US, perhaps she should leave.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1448037440384430080

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Batterypowered7 posted:

They know it'll pass with a Dem majority so they get to look like they're thrifty.

would it help anyone if i explained that we have to raise the debt ceiling to pay off debts trump and the GOP controlled house passed in 2017? no? okay...

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol at yoda talking mouthbreathers out there committing political violence against their own party. So fitting.

:hmmyes:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

"When my wife husband and daughter were gunned down in cold blood by criminals, I swore then and there two things: that I would avenge them, and that I would suck every cock I could."



Marvel and DC crossover - Midnighter and Gay Punisher

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN


drat, and we just had the water weighing post like a day ago. Keep up, LAMEstream news!

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Strong Sauce posted:

would it help anyone if i explained that we have to raise the debt ceiling to pay off debts trump and the GOP controlled house passed in 2017? no? okay...

It would not.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Strong Sauce posted:

would it help anyone if i explained that we have to raise the debt ceiling to pay off debts trump and the GOP controlled house passed in 2017? no? okay...

Lmao c’mon man

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