OwlFancier posted:

We don't need any forrin butchers tony blair can get off his loving arse and do it himself.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Surely there's other PMs with more hog-handling experience

Z the IVth posted:

At least when they rope in the army to do the job they'll just need to park a Challenger on the front and keep firing HESH until everything's bacon.

Necrothatcher posted:

Harass kids on the street, beat up old people in their homes, say turbo racist poo poo on WhatsApp, murder a Brazilian guy.

All cool.

Nick a pack of jaffa cakes?

Instant dismissal.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/oct/14/police-officer-sacked-for-paying-90p-too-little-for-charity-jaffa-cakes

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1448700769708949508

I sincerely hope the foreign butchers tell us to gently caress off

endlessmonotony posted:

UKMT October 2021 - boffins bish bosh romp fury bingle bongle tots honk honk steamy bum

Strom Cuzewon posted:

A real tryst of fracas there.

nurmie posted:

its kinda funny how with each passing day the Keith-led ubercentrist Labour party becomes more and more similar to the good old Communist Party of the Soviet Union lol

at least, judging by what i've heard of the CPSU's methods and approaches from those directly involved

Antigravitas posted:

I'm not reading them ironically, I genuinely want to know what the UK thought leaders think. It's just that UK thought leaders are apparently constantly hooting like a Gibbon.

quote:

For three consecutive years, the lobby group asked Ofcom to show evidence of work they had done to "promote LGBT equality in the wider community". Ofcom cited examples of action they had taken in response to complaints about TV programmes including Harry Hill's TV Burp and local radio stations.

In 2019, Ofcom told Stonewall "we have ruled on two instances where transphobic comments made in programmes breached the code". One such case referred to a radio presenter who said he would be uncomfortable with his six-year-old daughter changing in an environment where the changing rooms were not segregated based on sex, and described a "transfeminine person" as "him, her, him, it" - for which he had apologised on air.

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenNolan/status/1448052827088109568
https://twitter.com/adamcsmyth/status/1448743302333935624
The absolute weasel phrasing through this whole article, 'concerns raised' about how 'public bodies across the UK been captured by the lobby group', claims that employees were afraid to speak out about Stonewall that are literally 'an ex-reporter said that she thought there were probably people who were afraid, in her opinion', and an 18 month investigation that turned up damning evidence such as:

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Fury at the probe into the riddle of panties. I made my excuses and left.

quote:

he Government awarded a £119 million contract to “develop volume” for Coronavirus testing to a new firm that appears to specialise in DNA analysis.

In mid-October, the EU contracts portal released the Government deal, awarded to Immensa Health Clinic Limited. Granted without a standard tender process, the contract demanded the “urgent” development of volume for ‘PCR’ testing.

PCR testing is the standard way, at present, that individuals are tested for COVID-19 in the UK. These tests require clinical expertise and lab capacity to analyse, though are considered the “gold standard” of accuracy.

However, like the Coronavirus, Immensa Health Clinic doesn’t appear to have been around for very long. Companies House records show that the firm was incorporated on 18 May this year – months after the onset of the pandemic.

Strangely, the EU database doesn’t list a start date for the PCR testing contract so it is unclear how soon the deal was awarded after the inception of the company. However, the database does provide the completion date of the contract as 7 September.

Therefore, even if the contract began the week before its completion (in itself highly unlikely), Immensa Health Clinic would have only been in existence for roughly three months before it was awarded a £119 million Government contract.

quote:

The UK Health Security Agency said negative tests results received from the privately-run lab between 8 September and 12 October are being looked at.

Most people affected are in the south west, but some may also be in the south east of England and in Wales.

All samples from the lab, where Immensa Health Clinic Ltd runs the testing operations, are now being sent to other labs.

UKHSA said all other labs are working normally and there are no technical issues with the test kits themselves.

Dr Will Welfare, public health incident director at UKHSA - which replaced Public Health England - said: "As a result of our investigation, we are working with NHS Test and Trace and the company to determine the laboratory technical issues which have led to inaccurate PCR results being issued to people.

"We have immediately suspended testing at this laboratory while we continue the investigation."

josh04 posted:

BBC Sounds

keep punching joe posted:

Excellent use of public money, shot and chaser.

Byline Times Nov 2020

BBC News October 2021

keep punching joe posted:

Excellent use of public money, shot and chaser.

Byline Times Nov 2020

BBC News October 2021

fuctifino posted:

Overminty posted:

anyone done a markov chain on these yet

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The most British headline:

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/1448746002601680899

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/JeremyVineOn5/status/1448938098411311115

Absolute psycho poo poo.

The Question IRL posted:

It's the same attitude conservatives have to all criminal justice.
"The reason people commit crimes is that the punishments aren't strong enough. If we brought in the Death Penalty for every crime, no one would commit any crime!"

stev posted:

Except in this analogy they also want to apply the death penalty to all victims of crime too.

stev posted:

Except in this analogy they also want to apply the death penalty to all victims of crime too.

Barry Foster posted:

Brekkie and a show, noice

The Question IRL posted:

It's the same attitude conservatives have to all criminal justice.
"The reason people commit crimes is that the punishments aren't strong enough. If we brought in the Death Penalty for every crime, no one would commit any crime!"

Trickjaw posted:

I doubt you would be left with any appetite for a bap.

Trickjaw posted:

I doubt you would be left with any appetite for a bap.

The Question IRL posted:

It's the same attitude conservatives have to all criminal justice.
"The reason people commit crimes is that the punishments aren't strong enough. If we brought in the Death Penalty for every crime, no one would commit any crime!"