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I dunno I think I'd rock just the plain old CROTCH ROCKET but it would have to be on a scooter or postie or something. Maybe an enfield?
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Strife posted:EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR STANDING ON MY DICK OK I take it back these are actually good and I'd like this one
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none of these are as good as the "rear end,rear end, or rear end, gas is cheap and I'm already high" sticker on the back of that ACAB FXR in the other thread
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These people are not advrider people at all, but since we’re playing “find the funny message in the cosplay supplies”:
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Aug 25, 2021 02:11
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"this here bike will pass anything on the road 'cept a bbq stand"
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Aug 25, 2021 02:17
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Some good anti-boomer sentiment in this one
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Aug 25, 2021 02:24
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Never mind, higher res image loaded.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:These people are not advrider people at all, but since we’re playing “find the funny message in the cosplay supplies”: Bad rear end boy’s ride bad rear end toys. A+ POS Biker lives matter I’m just in awe at these lard lads and ladies
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Elector_Nerdlingen posted:Never mind, higher res image loaded. Yeah, these ain’t 1%ers, they are just extremely tryhard white trash
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Yeah, these ain’t 1%ers, they are just extremely tryhard white trash I didn't think they were 1%ers, I thought someone had the patch.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if one of those dinguses had one hidden somewhere in there, it’s like they went to a bike rally and just scraped the table off into their bag.
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Aug 25, 2021 02:35
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:These people are not advrider people at all, but since we’re playing “find the funny message in the cosplay supplies”: Lol the guy on the left backs the blue while riding the pig trail
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They seem overall very unhappy about the quality of their meal. "What would Gemma do?" is a reference to Sons of Anarchy lol.
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Aug 25, 2021 02:50
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RIP Mickey Mouse.
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Slavvy posted:Lol the guy on the left backs the blue while riding the pig trail For reference, the state university’s mascot is the Razorback (also seen on that vest), a colloquialism for wild hog. The Pig Trail is a really great series of highways that used to be the only semi-direct route to get to the university town from pretty much anywhere else in the state. It’s a very fun road to ride when it’s not clogged up with these winners parking it in the turns.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:These people are not advrider people at all, but since we’re playing “find the funny message in the cosplay supplies”: 4 ribs and 2 sides for $10?? My god.
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If I could get 4 ribs and 2 sides for $10 I'd fit right in at that table in not too long
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MomJeans420 posted:If I could get 4 ribs and 2 sides for $10 I'd fit right in at that table in not too long walk in there and yell "sooeee piiiig" during football season and you'll fit right in regardless, gut or no
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Strife posted:I assume it's more likely that the stickers are made by people who have a narrow grasp of English, since a lot of them almost make sense. I just assumed this one was about petcocks because i've been an idiot and not done this. But... given the others it seems like you're probably right.
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quote:I almost bought a really well-kept [first gen GSX-R with less than 10k miles about 3 years ago. I think it is the only bike purchase that I regret not making. Of course, that's because I bought all the rest :lol3
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FBS posted:I almost bought a really well-kept [first gen GSX-R with less than 10k miles about 3 years ago. I think it is the only bike purchase that I regret not making. Of course, that's because I bought all the rest :lol3 didn't realize which thread this was when I clicked on it, got lulled into a false sense of security by first part of this post, and then immediately broadsided by horny boomer online goddammit
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^^ it's mild but it's also the quintessential advrider.txt. You start off nodding along then boom. mods, please add support for smilies in thread titles Ulf fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Oct 21, 2021 |
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Ulf posted:
Oh how I wish
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What is 88 blend fuel?quote:Local Caseys gas station just did a refurb. Now they have 93-90-88-87 fuels on the pump. None are listed as e-free . Question, what is 88? The cute little gal at the counter can't answer this question. Anyone here know ?
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New forum rule: you have to sprinkle non sequitur misogyny into every technical question. Every single one. Then we can be as big as adv rider.
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Slavvy posted:New forum rule: you have to sprinkle non sequitur misogyny into every technical question. Every single one. Then we can be as big as adv rider. oh sorry you said misogyny don't get your panties in a twist
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:What is 88 blend fuel? Desperately hoping none of the responses dipped into casual racism in addition to their typical unnecessary sexism.
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But what is heil hitler octane? Does it provide a final solution for cold starting problems? Maybe it makes one tank last a thousand miles?
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Strife posted:Desperately hoping none of the responses dipped into casual racism in addition to their typical unnecessary sexism. No, just the usual poo poo. After someone pointed out it's just a different term for 15% ethanol, we get: quote:Don't buy that crap and stations will stop carrying it. quote:What is 88? In a word "poo poo". Marketed as another lie of "saving resources" and "lessening our dependency on oil". Sold as a price leader against 87 , 88 (E15), it provides even less mile per gallon than 87 (E10), so that for every 1000 miles driven or ridden means you have to buy more of it to get the same miles as whole gas. quote:Exactly! It's nothing more than Big Corn's (Monsanto and Archer Daniels Midland) way of forcing more corn to the consumer.
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BIG CORN  Maybe this is a dumb question but why is ethanol bad for motorcycles? I thought if you had EFI it wouldn't matter?
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It destroys certain plastics and rubbers, the kind that fuel tanks and fuel systems are often made of. It's also less power dense iirc.
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Slavvy posted:It destroys certain plastics and rubbers, the kind that fuel tanks and fuel systems are often made of. It's also less power dense iirc. Do new bikes actually use viton where old bikes used nbr/buna or is that just me guessing?
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Phy posted:Do new bikes actually use viton where old bikes used nbr/buna or is that just me guessing? Sample size of one, I’ve had carbs off of three bikes and only once seen what looked like ethanol gas damage but this thing had sat a loooong time and the bowl was full of gunk. My current bike has not had the carb off the whole time I’ve owned it (3 years) and had some long periods of sitting with no apparent ill effects. I always put fuel resistant rubber in when I do carb stuff.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:What is 88 blend fuel? Buddy I only use fuel that blames joe Biden for its cost 
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All these people railing against big corn probably sing a different tune when it comes to corn alcohols and corn syrup.Slavvy posted:New forum rule: you have to sprinkle non sequitur misogyny into every technical question. Every single one. Then we can be as big as adv rider. Oh, I HAVE to?? You sound like my eX!   Oh yeah and BIG CORN is how COUNTRY GIRLs make do!!!!!
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Slavvy posted:It destroys certain plastics and rubbers, the kind that fuel tanks and fuel systems are often made of. It's also less power dense iirc.
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Posted in the regional discussion forum: Who uses front brake in a turn? OP posted:Been reading in faceplant and a few other threads where folks are using the front brake in a turn or a curve in the road and nada is being said that you shouldn't do that. I only use a rear brake if needed to slow down going into a turn or curve, key word to slow a bit not lock up the rear wheel just slight pressure. If there's a threat yes I'm going to lock up both brakes if it's needed but generally no front brake use in a turn. I'm older ride an XT250 currently and am more conservative in my riding. Does ABS or these newer bikes like GS's or ninja type bikes change the rules on using the front brake or is just me? Curious what others do. And then this guy quote:On occasions I've been sliding the front into turns with the rear wheel off the ground, letting the rear swing around, off the brakes when the bike is facing in the right direction and hard on the throttle once it's back down. If you take on liter sports bikes with a DL650 pick a downhill road with chopped up seal on the corners, no long straights and get inventive. quote:
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I want to know what it feels like to be so high on your own farts that you think you can slide the front on a vstrom without immediately crashing.
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