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Groovelord Neato posted:I'm impressed that - based on reviews I've read - he managed to make a movie worse than the 2016 one. That’s because the 2016 isn’t actually a bad film. It’s more like it’s just there trying to be carried by two really good performances.
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Shageletic posted:It's such a mordant, funny idea. Blue collar comedy thru the prism of high concept hijinks. gig economy ghost busting crews trying to unionize and realize capitalism is worse than ghosts
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Oct 21, 2021 15:44
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LionArcher posted:That’s because the 2016 isn’t actually a bad film. It’s more like it’s just there trying to be carried by two really good performances. It's very bad.
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Carthag Tuek posted:gig economy ghost busting crews trying to unionize and realize capitalism is worse than ghosts lol, right?
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poo poo someone brought it up somewhere else but Bruce Campbell was right there to play Sully 
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Oct 21, 2021 16:01
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New Michael Bay coming up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NU-STboFeI
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's very bad. I disagree. There. That settles that.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:New Michael Bay coming up Nobody does cop/army worship with the level of absolute dumbest sincerity that Bay does looks great 
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fatherboxx posted:Nobody does cop/army worship with the level of absolute dumbest sincerity that Bay does And Gyllenhaal playing an unhinged charming rear end in a top hat? So in!
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oh that's the movie that had Bay almost killing several stunt ppl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwUZlxYpsg
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Oct 21, 2021 16:34
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Looks like John Q by way of Heat. I’m in. I wish Bay hadn’t wasted a decade of his on transformers.
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Oct 21, 2021 16:43
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:New Michael Bay coming up That is one hot paramedic.
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achillesforever6 posted:poo poo someone brought it up somewhere else but Bruce Campbell was right there to play Sully Yeah but only dorks care about Bruce Campbell
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:New Michael Bay coming up Such absurd camera movement in this, Bay has reached another level
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Speaking as someone with 8 Uncharted platinum trophies, that movie looks like absolute dogshit. Also, weirdly cheap looking and artificial in both the props, sets, and visual effects.Groovelord Neato posted:It's very bad. I really liked the 2016 Ghostbusters, have watched it more than once. It should have been made with a quarter of the budget, but I had a good time with it. I know I'm in a minority here though, just feel compelled to mention it now and then to let people know GB2016 likers do exist.
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Oct 21, 2021 17:06
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Michael Bay films, where every hour is magic hour
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uncharted looks fun, but tom holland just isn't a very good nathan drake. I think this movie is probably going to end up ok but still disappoint by way of expectation setting in the wrong direction.
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feedmyleg posted:Yeah but only dorks care about Bruce Campbell As opposed to those who care about Uncharted, they are absolutely not dorky in any way
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Jerkface posted:uncharted looks fun, but tom holland just isn't a very good nathan drake. I think this movie is probably going to end up ok but still disappoint by way of expectation setting in the wrong direction. That's the thing with this, slap a different title on it and suddenly it looks a lot more appealing. As a thing that's trying to bring in the Uncharted fans, it makes no sense.
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Parkingtigers posted:I really liked the 2016 Ghostbusters, have watched it more than once. It should have been made with a quarter of the budget, but I had a good time with it. I know I'm in a minority here though, just feel compelled to mention it now and then to let people know GB2016 likers do exist. I know they exist otherwise SNL wouldn't have an audience.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:New Michael Bay coming up lol
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bows1 posted:Such absurd camera movement in this, Bay has reached another level As it went "THIS FEBRUARY", at 1:20, I think that's a drone shot. He's surpassed his limits.
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Groovelord Neato posted:I know they exist otherwise SNL wouldn't have an audience. And yet weirdly, I also despise every clip of SNL I have ever had placed in front of me. It would make so much more sense if I were a liker of both things. So much more sense.
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Jerkface posted:Antony Starr should be nathan drake That would have been way better.
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I could deal with Tom Holland, it's certainly a strange choice but maybe there's an interesting take there, but hard pass on Wahlberg. Just so sick of his face
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It's also not a good sign they seem to be going with a bunch of story from Uncharted 4, which was the worst of the games. And if you haven't played them that game starts in media res with a flash forward, then a long extended flashback, then a long slow opening containing another flashback with a fake death, then another long flashback... and then you get to start playing the game. It's a loving mess. Sure, use that as the basis for your movie.
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Ror posted:I love you Tom Holland, but I'm sorry, you can't pull off grown-rear end man yet. Or if you can I haven't seen it on screen. It's like Emilia Clarke playing Sarah Connor in that awful Terminator film that got thankfully retconned out of canon.
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Colonel Whitey posted:That's the thing with this, slap a different title on it and suddenly it looks a lot more appealing. As a thing that's trying to bring in the Uncharted fans, it makes no sense. They're not trying to bring in Uncharted fans, they already have your money. They're trying to bring in everybody else who has no idea what Uncharted is but have seen the Spider-Man and Avengers movies.
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Human Tornada posted:They're not trying to bring in Uncharted fans, they already have your money. They're trying to bring in everybody else who has no idea what Uncharted is but have seen the Spider-Man and Avengers movies. I'm not an Uncharted fan. Never played one of the games. I am a Holland Spider-Man fan. This trailer did absolutely nothing for me.
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Human Tornada posted:They're not trying to bring in Uncharted fans, they already have your money. They're trying to bring in everybody else who has no idea what Uncharted is but have seen the Spider-Man and Avengers movies. Then why is it called Uncharted?
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Parkingtigers posted:if you haven't played them that game starts in media res with a flash forward, then a long extended flashback, then a long slow opening containing another flashback with a fake death, then another long flashback... and then you get to start playing the game. It's a loving mess. Sure, use that as the basis for your movie. You may want to sit down for this. You were playing the game all along.
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thrawn527 posted:I'm not an Uncharted fan. Never played one of the games. I am a Holland Spider-Man fan. This trailer did absolutely nothing for me. The key word I used here was trying. Colonel Whitey posted:Then why is it called Uncharted? Because they want to bring in the Uncharted fans? Movie studios base movies on existing properties because they think that gives them a built-in audience, for example fans of the Uncharted games would be more likely to check out the Uncharted movie than they would "Tom Holland starring in the Hot Treasure Hunter".
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Ror posted:I love you Tom Holland, but I'm sorry, you can't pull off grown-rear end man yet. Or if you can I haven't seen it on screen. He’s playing a kid version of Nathan drake
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:New Michael Bay coming up *hugs guy in a garage full of $100k cars* "I need a loan of $231k for my wife's surgery" "Ok, lets rob a bank!" "WHAT THE gently caress ROB A BANK, loving CRAZY! JUST GIVE ME TWO OF THOSE CARS YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT NEED PLEASE!?""
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZOnOfc83Q0 Wahlberg's hair. Don't give a poo poo that Sully in the game had grey hair, its Wahlberg having a darker black than Holland's. It's the subconscious 'that doesn't look right' that make you think somethings wrong but you just can't place it. Banderas' hair looks fine, it looks natural. Wahlberg looks like he just shoe polished it moments before. Trying that Tom Cruise forever young effect and failing. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Human Tornada posted:Because they want to bring in the Uncharted fans? This is exactly what I said and then you said they’re not trying to bring in Uncharted fans. Now you’re saying they’re trying to bring in uncharted fans. Are you trying to give me a migraine 
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Human Tornada posted:They're not trying to bring in Uncharted fans, they already have your money. They're trying to bring in everybody else who has no idea what Uncharted is but have seen the Spider-Man and Avengers movies. The only thing I know from uncharted is that Sully has white hair and Whalberg does not have white hair in the trailer so I am confused. Also I love Tom Holland but he looks like he is 12
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