Critical Role Campaign 3: I got to go drain the bacon grease

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Malpais Legate: Oct 1, 2014

I think FCG is a Peace Domain cleric. Which is hilarious because FCG has a buzz saw for a hand.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:16

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Marisha's how do you is in eerie details describing loving a rug in first person

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:16

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

... wager?

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

ooh another custom class

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:17

Skuzal: Oct 21, 2008

I believe its this weapon, not a custom class.

Choose a magical bonus of +1 to +3. This sword gains that bonus to its attack and damage rolls. For each point of bonus you choose for the sword, you take a corresponding penalty (−1 to −3) to your death saving throws. You can change this magical bonus each day at dawn.

Curse. This weapon is cursed, and becoming attuned to it extends the curse to you. Until the curse is broken with a Remove Curse spell or similar magic, you are unwilling to part with the weapon.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:18

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

oh thats def bertrand

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:18

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

Oh. Look. Another cursed weapon for Travis :v:

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:18

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Is Travis going to die in the first session by table?

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:19

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

Joey McChrist posted:

oh thats def bertrand

And with multiple attacks per round? Not downgraded to lvl 3 either.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chaos burst so its a wild magic barbarian

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:20

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Jesus, Tal.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:20

AngryBooch: Sep 26, 2009

jng2058 posted:

And with multiple attacks per round? Not downgraded to lvl 3 either.

I think Bertrand might be their first patron

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Travis the Train Engine because he be railroading

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:23

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

B E R T R A N D
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

SAM

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

holy poo poo Sam

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

AJA: Mar 28, 2015

Geezer Bell

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Holy gently caress, Sam.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Actually loving howling laughing at that, oh my GOD

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:24

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

Holy gently caress

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

what the gently caress is that flask

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahaha Sam

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

Sam.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Overlord K: Jun 14, 2009

SAM

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

So given time differences Betrand should be about two centuries old. Guess hes in league with The Raven Queen.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:26

Narsham: Jun 5, 2008

Well, Sam has gas and is playing grass�

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:26

DeathSandwich: Apr 24, 2008; I fucking hate puzzles.

Bertrand Bell is level 5.

I imagine he's a temporary character and we'll get a different character in the next couple weeks.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:27

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:27

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Lid posted:

So given time differences Betrand should be about two centuries old. Guess hes in league with The Raven Queen.

He'd be, like, a couple decades older than Search for Grog.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:27

DeathSandwich: Apr 24, 2008; I fucking hate puzzles.

Lid posted:

So given time differences Betrand should be about two centuries old. Guess hes in league with The Raven Queen.

He was in his 60s in Search for Grog. It's been like 15-25 years since then. He's probably solidly in his 80s.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:28

DeathSandwich: Apr 24, 2008; I fucking hate puzzles.

TV IV � Critical Role Campaign 3: Piss it is!

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:28

Double Agent: Mar 28, 2005; Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Critical Role Campaign 3: Well, piss it is.

efb

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DeathSandwich posted:

He was in his 60s in Search for Grog. It's been like 15-25 years since then. He's probably solidly in his 80s.

I thought a generation passed? My mistake

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:29

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

love the vox machina lapel pin on bertrands art

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:29

DeathSandwich: Apr 24, 2008; I fucking hate puzzles.

Lid posted:

I thought a generation passed? My mistake

A generation is generally like, 20ish years.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:30

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Lid posted:

I thought a generation passed? My mistake

Alright quick, no judgment, how long do you think a generation is

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:30

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

With Taleisin's rolling it looks like we're on pace to have No Mercy Ashton for Campaign 3.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:30

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

Ahahahahaha Tal

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:31

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:52

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

I should go to bed. I need to go to bed. I want to watch more. Maybe I'll just stay up for a little bit.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:32

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