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The queen spent the night in the hospital. My god. Please give us a xomvie queen Elizabeth in a car picture
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The Queen will soon be a beautiful ghost queen. English ancestor worship starts soon.
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Oct 22, 2021 00:35
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Mr Hootington posted:The queen spent the night in the hospital. My god. in hospital, pleb
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Oct 22, 2021 00:38
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Southpaugh posted:The Queen will soon be a beautiful ghost queen. English ancestor worship starts soon. Haunted country
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Oct 22, 2021 03:55
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Oct 22, 2021 05:12
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happyhippy posted:Christmas Day, no turkey for 90% the country, and Charles first speech. father in heaven, please
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Oct 22, 2021 05:17
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i say swears online posted:father in heaven, please “My loyal subjects…….. ……. …… uhh check out my sausage fingers”
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Oct 22, 2021 05:35
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how many days of bank holiday do we get if the queen dies
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Oct 22, 2021 07:30
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:how many days of bank holiday do we get if the queen dies 0, apparently No Dignity has issued a correction as of 07:41 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Oct 22, 2021 07:38
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multijoe posted:0, apparebtly ah well in that case let’s hope she makes it to June I want the four day weekend
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Oct 22, 2021 07:41
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:how many days of bank holiday do we get if the queen dies jeremy corbyn made it so we actually have to work the following weekend too
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Oct 22, 2021 07:48
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The queen's death will be followed by seven days of nonstop public mourning enforced by martial law on penalty of death, then a pre-recorded video will play of her last will and testament to be detonating the nukes in all British territories, which Boris will hit the button for while furiously wanking with the other hand
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Oct 22, 2021 08:08
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Southpaugh posted:The Queen will soon be a beautiful ghost queen. English ancestor worship starts soon. The funniest possible result is the queen dies and instead of coronating Charles they just stick her corpse on the throne forever
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Oct 22, 2021 08:13
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Would love to be a fly on the wall when the wrangling starts over whether it's Charles or Wills who gets to wear the crown next lol
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Oct 22, 2021 08:42
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some plague rats posted:The funniest possible result is the queen dies and instead of coronating Charles they just stick her corpse on the throne forever In the grim darkness of the far future etc
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Oct 22, 2021 10:45
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I am convinced her desire to outlive Charles is a big part for her still going like she is.
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Oct 22, 2021 11:25
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All queen-headed money immediately becomes worthless. What will happen to the stamps. Has anyone considered the stamps
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Oct 22, 2021 11:38
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terfs gonna get real mad at having to learn a new pronoun for hrh
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Oct 22, 2021 11:49
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Oct 22, 2021 11:52
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it's going to be so empowering when we have our first nonbinary monarch vetoing transparency, green, and racial discrimination laws from applying to them
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Oct 22, 2021 11:55
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ah yes, the Extinction Rebellion Highness
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Oct 22, 2021 12:08
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i wonder if they will skip charles and go straight to william
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Oct 22, 2021 12:17
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Can't skip charles - not how the monarchy works. He'd have to abdicate and hes not doing that.
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Oct 22, 2021 12:34
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Jel Shaker posted:i wonder if they will skip charles and go straight to william Assuming he outlives Brenda, he will become king the instant she dies (faster than light transmission of monarchy*) and would then need to abdicate if he did not want to be king, which I guess he could do within a couple of seconds (I don't know what process is needed to abdicate) at which point William would succeed by the instantaneous transmission of monarchy. I don't know how much pressure Charles could be put under to abdicate if he doesn't want to. Edward VIIIth is so far the shortest lived monarch in the UK since at least 1700 at 326 days. Lady Jane Grey was shorter at 9 days in 1553. *Terry Pratchett
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Oct 22, 2021 12:36
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why would he abdicate? he’ll be dead soon too. he’s in terrible health compared to his mother iirc
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Oct 22, 2021 12:45
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The ghost of Di is waiting
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I don’t know how it works but it seems likely andrew will be the next king, just to remind everyone that hey, gently caress you
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Oct 22, 2021 13:36
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Pryor on Fire posted:I don’t know how it works but it seems likely andrew will be the next king, just to remind everyone that hey, gently caress you
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Oct 22, 2021 13:46
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If she's got any decency, she'll kick it in the next 12 hours or so: be perfect timing for the Sunday papers to get their special supplements printed up.
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Oct 22, 2021 13:54
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the LGB (note the lack of T) alliance conference is happening yesterday/today and the discourse around it is awful https://i.imgur.com/GdUHfXe.png e: or Q, or in fact A, I, or + you're right sorry gonadic io has issued a correction as of 14:27 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Oct 22, 2021 14:08
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Pistol_Pete posted:If she's got any decency, she'll kick it in the next 12 hours or so: be perfect timing for the Sunday papers to get their special supplements printed up. Sadly we'll never see the likes of this again 
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Oct 22, 2021 14:13
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CoolCab posted:why would he abdicate? he’ll be dead soon too. he’s in terrible health compared to his mother iirc Might have to jump from the London Tower in grief if his polls don't improve imo.
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Oct 22, 2021 14:18
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genericnick posted:Might have to jump from the London Tower in grief if his polls don't improve imo. He's pressing the "avoid tunnels" button on his satnav right now
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Oct 22, 2021 14:23
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gonadic io posted:the LGB (note the lack of T) alliance conference is happening yesterday/today and the discourse around it is awful Also lacking the Q! Queer of course is defined as an LGB person who doesnt think their org is doing anything for LGB people by focusing like a laser on allying with right wingers to destroy the T part
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Oct 22, 2021 14:24
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The reason the queen is in poor health is because I gave her the stone cold stunner and she did a full backflip like the rock.
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Oct 22, 2021 14:38
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please respect The Queen of Canada thank you very much
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Oct 22, 2021 16:01
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Didn't British transphobes recently start saying that Sir Terry Pratchett would have agreed with their stance that trans-women are a danger. Which especially galling because Pratchett is loving dead and can't tell them to gently caress off.
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An insane mind posted:Didn't British transphobes recently start saying that Sir Terry Pratchett would have agreed with their stance that trans-women are a danger. Which especially galling because Pratchett is loving dead and can't tell them to gently caress off. I believe they've mostly stopped saying this after being so categorically refuted with various quotes from his, his close friends, and his daughter, and they have margaret atwood fully alive now anyway.
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Oct 22, 2021 16:14
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gonadic io posted:I believe they've mostly stopped saying this after being so categorically refuted with various quotes from his, his close friends, and his daughter, and they have margaret atwood fully alive now anyway. Yeah probably, it just made me so angry qt the time it's still causing flareups. Should have known his daughter would be on that poo poo. She's fantastic. E- what pissed me off even more where the both sides articles because at the start of his career he'd made some short sighted jokes. Oh we can't say he would have agreed with transactivists because he made a joke or two before he adjusted his views (which if I remember correctly even happened because fans who identify as trans educated him). The dead should be left alone but to both sides this poo poo is disingenuous. An insane mind has issued a correction as of 16:25 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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forkboy84 posted:I think it's more that they were progressive but in a very limited way. And society moved on while they stayed where they were. And at some point became obsessed with the idea that the trans agenda is to make butch lesbians think they are men for...reasons no one has really articulated. Pretty much this I think, as someone of that age/gender/race. Some of us have learned a bit over the years, but the loudest ones are all high on farts and righteousness and don't give a poo poo about anyone else's oppression.
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