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Keeping them on violates the No Assholes Rule.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 03:55 |
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teen witch posted:you can only talk about the nerd on nerd violence post if you post your favorite smash stage and it CANNOT BE FINAL DESTINATION 64: Saffron City Melee: Hyrule Temple Brawl: lmao who fuckin cares Wii U: Town and City Ultimate: GAMER I'm a Young Link/Terry main and a scrub. The dude simply shouldn't date his girlfriend if he hates all the things she likes. Even if her friends are lame otaku dropouts, even if they're larping dorks at 30, he's just an elitist who can't let people enjoy harmless things. You live maybe, MAYBE 100~ years on this planet if you're lucky and we exist in a boundless cosmos drifting without meaning and it's terrifying and overwhelming, and anything you can grab onto, no matter how dumb, is worthwhile. You're not better than anyone else just because you don't like their funny cartoon drawings, you Dilbert-reading gently caress. Also, I'm a socialist, but jerking yourself off because you make $60k in a country where median household earnings are $67k and you're 30 isn't a loving flex. If you're gonna be a classist shitheel, please at least try and be a less mediocre contestant in the rat race. A little over a decade ago, I was a department manager at a Walmart, and yes, it can be a pitstop for people who don't have the skills to lie their way into a convincing resume, but I also met a lot of kind and good people who just needed a paycheck and had rough lives, and they deserve better than this guy's misplaced sense of superiority. The only thing approaching a legitimate concern he brought to the table is her gaining weight and being unhealthy because she's been pigging out with Retail-San and the Cheeto Boyz, and even that is clearly draped in "babe, you're getting un-hot again ". It's fine to be concerned with your health, but your worth is not measured on a scale, and on top of that, going from 250 to 125 and then back to 155 is still quite a loving achievement. Final protip the guy will never see: even if you think it's cringe, cosplay conventions are exactly where you go to do that cringe poo poo, and if you're there, you might as well join in and have a good time. Being a little embarrassed while out of your comfort zone is infinitely more memorable and enjoyable than acting like you're above it all because you're a serious sci-fi and paintball guy. You should consider having actual achievements worth bragging about if you're gonna be so insufferable. I'm done now, I feel better.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 04:08 |
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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 04:18 |
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A solid contender for the stupidest loving man on the planet! Girlfriend (24F) is pregnant and is trying to force me (20M) to be a father. What should I do? quote:My girlfriend and I have not been together for long, only about 3 months. She is a mother of two small children (3M & 4F). I have never had a problem with her having children, I haven't even met them yet.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:23 |
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This thread is absolutely spectacular at making me extremely glad to be gay.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:32 |
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Bruceski posted:That's a bit different. Christian Zionism is into Israel because it ties into Revelations or something. Sees Jews as a means to an end (times). i'm not talking out my rear end here, and it's not just run of the mill christian zionism imo. they have dudes come talk from messianic temples, and i've met several of my MIL's baptist fellowship who wear star of david jewelry and stuff, but are very much southern baptists.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:34 |
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This one’s not very interesting but the top comment was funny. AITA for calling my cousin a delusional idiot after she told me her “life plan”? quote:I have a cousin called “Alice”. She has taken two gap years and has recently announced that she won’t be going to university after all. Her parents asked her what she was planning to do, and she said her plan was to do what I did but unlike me, she would be successful at it. My aunt told me this after she asked me to talk some sense into her. quote:Jazmadoodle
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:34 |
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Evil Willow posted:A solid contender for the stupidest loving man on the planet! Its like watching a guy discuss the quality of a bear trap and then, to show just how good it is, sticks his own leg i
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:36 |
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Gnossiennes posted:i'm not talking out my rear end here, and it's not just run of the mill christian zionism imo. they have dudes come talk from messianic temples, and i've met several of my MIL's baptist fellowship who wear star of david jewelry and stuff, but are very much southern baptists. Ah, I misunderstood. That's a bit weird.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:40 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Dawn asked Sonya if she wanted to leave the Facebook group. Sonya chose to stick around so she could mock. There was a perfect opportunity to . This is the r/relationships thread. If you reading and posting in this thread, you are absolutely not above having "friends" on social media you keep because they are a freakshow you have to watch like a trainwreck. I'm not social media friends with work people but I imagine in the world of fiction those accounts get blurred a lot. I can't blame her for keeping a trainwreck friend on social media. And I can't blame her for mocking an annoying person who goes to the same conferences, etc. she does. Especially if that person thinks you are close friends and has glommed onto you.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:45 |
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Evil Willow posted:A solid contender for the stupidest loving man on the planet! The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Booshit > r/relationships: I figure she knows a lot about when she is ovulating since she has two kids.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:51 |
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her Viking funeral but it's a whole drat office building
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:56 |
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Me posted:This thread is absolutely spectacular at making me extremely glad I had my tubes tied.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:56 |
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OnlyBans posted:I can't blame her for keeping a trainwreck friend on social media. And I can't blame her for mocking an annoying person who goes to the same conferences, etc. she does. Especially if that person thinks you are close friends and has glommed onto you. Eh, I can. Every one of those chat logs have the tenor and spirit of a bunch of pissy teenagers. The actual adults that participated should feel embarrassed about how they chose to conduct themselves, especially between and about professional peers. Now, all that being said, Dawn does seem to need a lot of energy and acknowledgment from the people around her - and she desperately needs to re-examine how dangerously her advocacy of herself and her cause toes the line of self-promotion. I think everyone involved needs to log off and walk away.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:22 |
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A perfect six-word horror story: "unprotected sex since the second date"
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And any criticism toward it is blown off with a "but that's my fetish!" in the comments.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:31 |
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her Its been a year and nobody has just cracked open the Ouija board to fire Jane from the beyond
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:34 |
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her if i were in charge of hiring i would simply fill that position with another person named jane
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:37 |
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Evil Willow posted:A solid contender for the stupidest loving man on the planet! OP quote:I know this sounds ridiculous and I'm going to get downvoted to hell. But my fetish is cumming inside women unprotected. So if I'm going to be in a relationship I want to do that. I thought the combination of calendar method and pull out would work.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:38 |
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That’s not a fetish. That’s just something people like because it feels good. Unprotected sex is awesome, but the consequences aren’t always awesome so most people plan to prevent or mitigate those consequences, sometimes at the expense of comfort or pleasure. This guy, on t TV he other hand, doesn’t seem to have a functioning frontal lobe.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:42 |
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I knew a dude who had an impregnation fetish once. He and his wife ended up with two unwanted kids before the marriage ended due to his inability to respect the one boundary his wife put on their poly activities, "don't gently caress anyone else unprotected." How none of these guys figure out the concept of "get a partner on birth control and just loving pretend" is completely beyond me.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:47 |
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spouse posted:Also, I'm a socialist, but jerking yourself off because you make $60k in a country where median household earnings are $67k and you're 30 isn't a loving flex. If you're gonna be a classist shitheel, please at least try and be a less mediocre contestant in the rat race. A little over a decade ago, I was a department manager at a Walmart, and yes, it can be a pitstop for people who don't have the skills to lie their way into a convincing resume, but I also met a lot of kind and good people who just needed a paycheck and had rough lives, and they deserve better than this guy's misplaced sense of superiority. The only rule is Hyrule, and in the comments OP mentions that his gf doesn't work because she comes from a super rich family and that most of the money she loans/gives to her friends is buying them food, which I feel adds an entirely new dimension to the OP's lovely classism.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:50 |
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My (32f) bf (32m) says his ex is family and like a sister and I have to accept it or leave.quote:Just as the title describes, my boyfriend of nearly a year has given me an ultimatum that he has to help and be involved in his ex girlfriend’s life and recovery from heroin or I can “kick rocks.” I have no say in the matter and he acts unlike he ever does in regard to this situation. He has lied in the past about talking to and seeing her and expects me to blindly accept whatever he has to do to help her, including seeing her without warning (like he did a week ago) for any type of emergency situation that her mother might call him to. Is it just me or does this seem extremely unfair to me, especially the ultimatum part and not being notified beforehand that he is going to see her at an undisclosed location for hours without contact? IF IT SUCKS HIT DA BRICKS!!
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:52 |
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her This is honestly the dumbest thing. An entire management suite of total weenies who even after a year can't bring themselves to say "Jane's gone, I don't care how much you still love her or how big the shrine you built out of keyboard lint and old ID badges is, shut up and do your job". Lol at multiple people pussing out to the point of quitting their jobs over this rather than just raining down warnings and dismissals until the "you're not my real dad" bullshit stops.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:57 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if i were in charge of hiring i would simply fill that position with another person named jane After the first week you've kinda missed your window to hire another woman who kinda looks like Jane and pretend the original never died
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:00 |
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quote:I figured we would be okay because she tells me when she thinks she is about to ovulate and I pull out during those times This makes it sound like a lot of their encounters ended with her shouting "oh poo poo, pull out, I gotta ovulate!"
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:02 |
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Antivehicular posted:How none of these guys figure out the concept of "get a partner on birth control and just loving pretend" is completely beyond me. I like how this dumbass trusts his gf's vague "I think I'm ovulating" given strong evidence of her not being able to avoid pregnancy.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:02 |
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:This is honestly the dumbest thing. An entire management suite of total weenies who even after a year can't bring themselves to say "Jane's gone, I don't care how much you still love her or how big the shrine you built out of keyboard lint and old ID badges is, shut up and do your job". Managers are not workers. They do not do anything, especially not manage their employees.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:07 |
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her You are a senior manager you loving goober, literally employed so the C level jackoffs don't have to deal with poo poo like this. Get in the pool and start fuckin splashing.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:08 |
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Evil Willow posted:A solid contender for the stupidest loving man on the planet! Ahahaha This guy is dumb as a brick but I wonder what's going on with the GF who got had her first kid at 20.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:39 |
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Scaevolus posted:Role-playing isn't as exciting as doing it for real! it's a lot cheaper though! My (25F) boyfriend’s (28M) anime addiction is ruining our relationship quote:Let me start off by saying that I love my boyfriend. We met one and a half years ago at a mutual friend’s party and shortly after, we started dating. After around 7 months we decided to take the relationship to the next level and moved in together (I know it was quick but we both were renting and moving in together allowed us to save way more money). We have always gotten along really well and haven't had any major arguments. Ever since covid lockdown started in Australia, things between us haven’t been the same.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:39 |
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Whoa. I never thought a weeb with a live human girlfriend would be using one of those waifu pillows.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 07:56 |
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AITA for calling my white coworker out for calling me trashcanpanda-san when I'm not Japanese?quote:I started a new job at a start up about a month ago and it's been a wild ride so far. I come from a F100 finance company, so we're all about political correctness, diversity, all that poo poo so it's a different beast here. I've been enjoying the work here, since it's a bigger scope and more hands on with the software. r/relationships: Note: my name is not John
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:07 |
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LOL I read that one before the edit and thought it was even more offensive than it already is.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:08 |
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Lol, I was wondering what you did to get called a raccoon
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:11 |
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cumshitter posted:Ahahaha Obviously she's got the matching fetish of getting knocked up by guys who think pulling out works.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:22 |
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I don't really get the idea of a pregnancy fetish since the reason the act exists for heterosexual people is the whole impregnation thing. Its like saying you have a going places fetish when you're driving. NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:This is honestly the dumbest thing. An entire management suite of total weenies who even after a year can't bring themselves to say "Jane's gone, I don't care how much you still love her or how big the shrine you built out of keyboard lint and old ID badges is, shut up and do your job". The issue here is sort of OP but the real problem is their direct report who was Jane's former boss and who never elevated this issue and has been the reason the new people hired to fill Jane's role keep failing. That and HR being as useful as a gun that shoots backwards, but thats sort of HRs only state.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:39 |
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Would you believe me this is not the best Dickmann's product? That would be the limited Dick Easter special: Eier is in fact slang for balls, so even a proper translation of that would still end up with "Fatman's huge balls". They can't not be doing this on purpose.
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# ? Oct 23, 2021 09:34 |
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AITA for telling my daughter she has to deal with consequences?quote:I am a mom of two girls, Sierra (12) and Emily (10). Both of my girls had absolutely beautiful curls that went down to about waist length. I've never personally been able to grow mine out that long so I just could never bear to get theirs cut. Emily has never complained but it started bugging Sierra when she was about nine and decided to join the local girls' soccer team. She needed to have it tied back but because it's also rather thick, her snaps would continuously break and it was a hassle. She wanted to have it all cut back then until we managed to work out a solid way to braid her hair so that it wouldn't keep coming loose, and she stopped complaining about it. where to even start quote:She was punished because she knew my opinion on the matter and went behind my back to get it done anyways instead of waiting to have a proper conversation about it.
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my daughter she has to deal with consequences? Blood boiling. It's just hair you toolbelt. The poo poo regrows.
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