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Grogquock posted:Time to do a Trek-del test. Two aliens talking and the subject of the discussion is not a human or humans. Exception: talking about Riker's sexual conquests or capabilities isn't considered anthropocentric (Terranocentric?); it's just like talking about the Olympics or Guinness record holders.
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Der Kyhe posted:Disco probably makes setting up a slave mining colony an episode. It is done for a Reason. If prison labor counts, Michael was on her way to a Federation slave mining colony in the third episode of the series. 
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Grogquock posted:Time to do a Trek-del test. Two aliens talking and the subject of the discussion is not a human or humans. Talking about Data counts because he won't shut up about wanting to be human.
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Oct 23, 2021 00:09
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We know Data can gently caress, but can he CUM
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Grogquock posted:Time to do a Trek-del test. Two aliens talking and the subject of the discussion is not a human or humans. when quark married a klingon noblewoman
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Danaru posted:We know Data can gently caress, but can he CUM *Data inhales and opens his mouth to speak* Ah poo poo here we go
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Danaru posted:We know Data can gently caress, but can he CUM what else would fully functional mean?
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Danaru posted:We know Data can gently caress, but can he CUM Yes, but it's battery acid. Also, Bashir asked for a sample.
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drat, I missed the First Contact page. And speaking of Vulcans, I really hope we get T'Lin on the Cerritos.
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Danaru posted:We know Data can gently caress, but can he CUM What do you think Dr. Soong filled him with before he sealed him up?!
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HD DAD posted:What do you think Dr. Soong filled him with before he sealed him up?! If you prick me, do I not... leak?
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Oct 23, 2021 00:34
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He looks exactly like me. It's basically masturbation. At least this one doesn't have emotions.
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It’s just pina colada mix like they use for porn photo shoots
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Yvonmukluk posted:drat, I missed the First Contact page. I'm afraid we're going to lose someone to do that though. Which would suck.
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CaptainSkinny posted:He looks exactly like me. It's basically masturbation. At least this one doesn't have emotions. I really hate this
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Oct 23, 2021 00:43
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We are Jem'hadar, and from this moment forward we have hosed. We go into sex to reclaim our cum.
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External Organs posted:We are Jem'hadar, and from this moment forward we have hosed. We go into sex to reclaim our cum. now that's my kind of hard sci fi
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HD DAD posted:What do you think Dr. Soong filled him with before he sealed him up?! 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:what else would fully functional mean? Three speeds and reversible.
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The General posted:reversible. *fffffffftTHWUMP* “You may now penetrate me, Lieutenant.”
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Yvonmukluk posted:drat, I missed the First Contact page.
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External Organs posted:We are Jem'hadar, and from this moment forward we have hosed. We go into sex to reclaim our cum. These Heathcliff comics are out of control
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:what else would fully functional mean? he knows both sex positions
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There’s more than one? 
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Clockwise and anticlockwise.
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MikeJF posted:anticlockwise. withhershins
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HD DAD posted:There’s more than one? dave at marketing said so
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Achmed Jones posted:withhershins There are three. Doggy, her on top, and normal
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Barry Foster posted:There are three. Doggy hurts my butthole :(
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External Organs posted:We are Jem'hadar, and from this moment forward we have hosed. We go into sex to reclaim our cum. ah yes, that's the other kind of white they need
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From the Doomsday Economics threadShrecknet posted:imagining Wallace Shawn screeching "it's on the BLOCK CHAIIIN, QUARK!"
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Grogquock posted:Time to do a Trek-del test. Two aliens talking and the subject of the discussion is not a human or humans. Odo interrogating Garak on why he blew up his own shop in Improbable Cause. Quark complaining so loudly to the Wormhole Aliens to unscramble the Nagus's brain that they submit to his demands out of sheer annoyance. Kira and Dukat having fun antics pulling thorns out of each other's butts between discussions about murdering your daughter. Odo and Weyoun talking about how the Vorta used to be space lemurs. Tuvok running a holoprogram where Neelix annoys him right up to the point where Tuvok strangles him. It's a conversation. Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Oct 27, 2021 |
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I get the jokes about Keiko, but she's not always a bitch. I get the ones about O'Brien, but he doesn't always suffer. And the rest as well... But drat, Worf is always a bad father.
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CaptainSkinny posted:I get the jokes about Keiko, but she's not always a bitch. I thought she was, but then I saw and episode where she comes back and recognizes that O'Brien is sad he's not playing with his friend Julian anymore so she sets up a playdate for them. It was very sweet CaptainSkinny posted:But drat, Worf is always a bad father. Also a terrible brother as well. Burning_Monk fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Oct 27, 2021 |
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CaptainSkinny posted:I get the jokes about Keiko, but she's not always a bitch. I get the ones about O'Brien, but he doesn't always suffer. And the rest as well... He doesn't *always* suffer, but they did deliberately set out to write at least one episode a season where he did, and even backfilled for season 1 by having two in a row in season 2.
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Keiko owns actually, and is one of the few people who just dead-rear end told Winn to blow it out her rear end
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If Avery Brooks realized this it would explain why he was that adamant about having a positively represented black father on Star Trek. Really Worf? It's impossible to raise a child on this family cruiseliner? Your mom is tired, just take your drat kid.
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Danaru posted:Keiko owns actually, and is one of the few people who just dead-rear end told Winn to blow it out her rear end That was a good one. I think Chao does a good job being menacing in the episode where Keiko gets possessed by a Pah-wraith.
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CaptainSkinny posted:If Avery Brooks realized this it would explain why he was that adamant about having a positively represented black father on Star Trek. Literally the cushiest ship in the fleet. Didn't Alexander at least endear himself to some random rear end Klingon crew in deep space nine and then was never heard from again?
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External Organs posted:Literally the cushiest ship in the fleet. Yeah he was the ships clown on the shittiest crew in the empire
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