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La dee DAH mister Dishwasher man I didn't realize we were in the presence of royalty here
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Dramatika posted:I've been married for 10 months and have never had sex op youre a beard. just jerk off and enjoy being married to your lesbian dream girl.
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Oct 26, 2021 21:42
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My co-op in NYC doesn't allow dishwashers to be installed even if you can make the space for one.
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Oct 26, 2021 21:43
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DoctorWhat posted:My co-op in NYC doesn't allow dishwashers to be installed even if you can make the space for one. why?
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Oct 26, 2021 21:53
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webmeister posted:This guy should hook up with that memelord girlfriend from threads past who started moaning doge memes during sex the such sex wow story was also a dude doing it im like 80% sure
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Oct 26, 2021 21:54
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Those hours are insane. The closest thing I've ever seen to even working on weekends was when I interviewed at a small office that handled investment and credit for very high net worth people, including some movie stars the interviewer couldn't help but hint at. Basically if I got the job they expected me to be on call during the weekend to unfreeze someone's credit if, in the example they gave me, a client was driving past a Porsche dealership and saw something they had to have that moment. The OP says it's client service and 23 seems pretty young to have both an MBA and be a Chartered Financial Analyst, which is its own rigorous business certification. I don't know any analysts who have much interaction with clients. Without much to go on my guess would be a corporate research company or some kind of hybrid between servicing rich clients who demand instant attention + some lighter analyst duties supporting the CFAs and research team.
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My Girlfriend wants to call Off our wedding After an Argument with My motherquote:My Girlfriend and I (25f & 27m) have been dating for the past 7 years, we met in middle school but did not start dating until we where both in college, like in most relationship there’s some ups and down, but nothing has even came close to us wanting to take a break, we have a very happy and stable relationship. quote:My girlfriend and I are paying for majority of it but my mother did contribute but we could have done without it quote:My mom wanted to honeymoon at a location but didn’t get a chance to and so she wanted us to honeymoon there, I honestly didn’t think my GF would care where we honeymooned as long as it wasn’t awful, quote:I’m willing to do my part and fight for our relationship while she isn’t, yes my mother might have over stepped a little bit but ultimately it’s mine and hers relationship and I think it’s unfair for her to end things because of someone else’s actions. quote:I feel like I have a healthy relationship with my mother but I will definitely be looking into couples therapy for my Gf and I
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Oct 26, 2021 21:59
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Funktastic posted:our highly-paid, overworked junior staff keep leaving just as we get them fully trained buy fewer candles
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Oct 26, 2021 22:04
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Dramatika posted:I've been married for 10 months and have never had sex My question would be have they tried easing into it--like, a week where they just kiss, a couple weeks to learn to touch each other sensually, one finger in the puss for a while, etc etc. It's this whole "zero to sixty" bullshit that freaks people out. Although if you've been raised to fear your own sexuality, even easing into it could be difficult.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:07
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Sisal Two-Step posted:My Girlfriend wants to call Off our wedding After an Argument with My mother I'm amazed that Mother allowed him to post this, given how much control Mother has over the rest of his life.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:08
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OhAreThey posted:My question would be have they tried easing into it--like, a week where they just kiss, a couple weeks to learn to touch each other sensually, one finger in the puss for a while, etc etc. It's this whole "zero to sixty" bullshit that freaks people out. Although if you've been raised to fear your own sexuality, even easing into it could be difficult. I was thinking the same thing. Like why not just slowly start going down on her, keeping your underwear on so that she's not scared of penetration. Just get her really randy and keep pushing the envelope little by little.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:09
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Tarkus posted:I was thinking the same thing. Like why not just slowly start going down on her, keeping your underwear on so that she's not scared of penetration. Just get her really randy and keep pushing the envelope little by little. I bet that a woman raised in a religion to be that terrified of sex would be disgusted by oral (including receiving). But maybe not? Evangelical Christians are hosed up beyond belief.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:13
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OhAreThey posted:My question would be have they tried easing into it--like, a week where they just kiss, a couple weeks to learn to touch each other sensually, one finger in the puss for a while, etc etc. It's this whole "zero to sixty" bullshit that freaks people out. Although if you've been raised to fear your own sexuality, even easing into it could be difficult. because she's gay and was pressured into a marriage because of religion edit: well poo poo, apparently oral sex has been a regular thing between them, so something else is going on pentyne fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 22:19
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The Maroon Hawk posted:If they don't work for at least a full 24 months then their work will basically have been done for free, I am confident this will hold up in court -Currently, they offer $275,000 annually, which is paid every two weeks in $10k increments or whatever. This isn't working because after six months, people nope out. -The new structure would be that they'd instead only pay you $5k every two weeks for total $130,000, then if you're still there after 12 months, they hand you a $145,000 retention bonus. The total payout is still the same $275K, *but* when you get sick of the job six months in, you're staring down the golden handcuffs of yeah but I can't leave till April because there's a huge payout down the line if I can just hold out for another few months. Of course, the issue for OP is that they're already having trouble finding enough qualified people, so good luck convincing candidates to pick your $130k base salary plus bonuses when competitors are still offering just straight $250k salary. Yeah, you're offering more total money, but there'd be plenty of candidates who'd go with the old "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" attitude and/or think you're playing some games where you'll lay them off right before the bonus is due.
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I mean religious upbringing can just create extreme hang ups about sex marriage or not
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Oct 26, 2021 22:26
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pentyne posted:because she's gay and was pressured into a marriage because of religion Do you have a link to the reddit post? I'm having trouble finding it. I don't think this situation is surprising at all. It's not crazy that women raised in "purity culture" end up having psychological and even physiological problems with sex once it's "ok" to have it. https://jezebel.com/i-didnt-want-to-deny-my-husband-his-martial-rights-for-1847361950
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She’s petrified that when he puts his dick in her, she’s gonna feel her hymen snap like a rubber band as her virtue is ruined Religion was a mistake Edit: Sisal Two-Step posted:My Girlfriend wants to call Off our wedding After an Argument with My mother This person knows that their girlfriend isn’t marrying their mother, right Maybe the figuring out of a honeymoon and how the wedding should go should be between the people involved, and the mother may have some suggestions, but shouldn’t be the other decision making party Jesus Christ
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pentyne posted:because she's gay and was pressured into a marriage because of religion The update suggested vaginismus.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:28
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fat bossy gerbil posted:What the gently caress job is this? Mergers and acquisitions, I'll bet. Otherwise, some other kind of high finance.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:29
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MagusofStars posted:If done correctly, it actually would hold up just fine in court. The trick is that you don't withhold the entire salary, you just modify the salary structure so it's more bonus-based. yeah any kind of catch or gimmick they put on the salary (which comes out to like $38/hr lmao) is pretty obviously going to turn away anyone who isn't incredibly stupid about money, which apparently strikes investment bankers as less of a problem than cutting the hours/pay and turning away the workaholics even allowing that the whole problem is those hires don't actually exist in the first place. How the gently caress do these people get paid to manage others A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 22:30
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Tarkus posted:I was thinking the same thing. Like why not just slowly start going down on her, keeping your underwear on so that she's not scared of penetration. Just get her really randy and keep pushing the envelope little by little. OP says in the post that they do oral on each other, to completion.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:34
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Waiting a year until you have sex with your wife seems perfectly healthy and normal to me. Hell, why not go for two or even have a sexless gold star marriage.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:36
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean religious upbringing can just create extreme hang ups about sex marriage or not I imagine having it bashed into your head that your only worth as a female is in your virginity and God actually doesn't care about you enough to not cast your immortal soul into a pit of torment for all eternity for acting on urges he gave you would... Yeah, not totally disappear because there's a ring on your finger now. Like, God still might loving violently murder this lady's soul for taking a peen. Who knows! He's a kook like that!
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OhAreThey posted:Do you have a link to the reddit post? I'm having trouble finding it. Yeah, it's a known thing that religious counselors deal with regularly. Shockingly, it turns out that when you scream at a woman her whole life that sex is degrading and painful she's going to have severe psychosomatic problems with it even once it's supposedly okay. And it says a lot that this guy is being patient with her instead of, well, what conservative religion expects the husband to do.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:39
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Tarkus posted:why? The building is pre-war and it's bad for the pipes.
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DoctorWhat posted:The building is pre-war and it's bad for the pipes. Is it also a no garbage disposal building?
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Oct 26, 2021 22:51
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:It's honestly criminal that taxes aren't automatically handled for people. No one should have to file a return unless they want to dispute what employers and financial institutions are already reporting to the IRS. In Europe this really is very normal.
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Oct 26, 2021 22:58
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feedmegin posted:In Europe this really is very normal. Alchenar posted:The update suggested vaginismus. Wonder if he's even dated any other women if he thinks she's the perfect woman PancakeTransmission fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 22:59
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It's really annoying how companies like TurboTax lobby to make it more difficult to file taxes. The big tax companies will say it's free, but only if your taxes are basically reporting W-2/regular employment income. TurboTax is especially bad, because they will let you spend anywhere up to an hour entering everything and then at the end you'll get a popup saying something like "Whoops! Filing a 1099-Div is part of our Silver plan! Pay to upgrade now!" They even taunt you right as you're entering your info saying that if you're a gold member they'll automatically enter your info from the previous year, which is essentially giving them money to copy/paste poo poo from their database. I mostly advise people to use CreditKarma's service for federal filing and keep an instance of TurboTax running in a separate browser tab if your taxes aren't complicated to need an accountant. TurboTax's system is more robust and has better explanations for the various things you're entering and you can just reference it against what you're entering on CreditKarma. Most states will also let you file free through the state franchise board's website if you're earning mid 5 figures or less and even then it's just a small filing fee.
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My (24f) boyfriend (27m) keeps wanting to “talk to my dad about a potential business opportunity”... quote:So my boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over a year. He’s met my dad a handful of times, and each time was a pleasant experience. He’s honestly seen my dad almost as much I have. Some background info: my dad wasn’t in my life growing up. He has always been well off financially, but left my mom when she got pregnant, and he didn’t become more prevalent in my life until the past 6 years or so. So our relationship is pretty rocky. My dad at his core has a good heart I believe, but he was raised with a silver spoon in his mouth. He’s never had to truly work for a living and just inherited businesses and rentals and money from my grandfather. He can be a real a$$ at times.
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PancakeTransmission posted:Yeah as someone who's ex had it, his solutions are divorce or anal since she apparently doesn't want to do therapy or go to a doctor to fix it I really dunno if anal is going to help given the source of the problem.
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cumshitter posted:It's really annoying how companies like TurboTax lobby to make it more difficult to file taxes. The big tax companies will say it's free, but only if your taxes are basically reporting W-2/regular employment income. TurboTax is especially bad, because they will let you spend anywhere up to an hour entering everything and then at the end you'll get a popup saying something like "Whoops! Filing a 1099-Div is part of our Silver plan! Pay to upgrade now!" They even taunt you right as you're entering your info saying that if you're a gold member they'll automatically enter your info from the previous year, which is essentially giving them money to copy/paste poo poo from their database. at least my state's gotten in on the spirit of it, all the free tax filing apps round to the nearest dollar and last year I got an IIRC $40 fine for underreporting by $.23
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sean10mm posted:I love when people use their partner doing a good thing as a pretext to poo poo on them, excellent life strategy there. Plus instead of saying "oh honey I'm sorry it was just a joke I didn't mean to hurt your feelings" going for the full "jeez can't you take a joke bla bla what a petty rear end in a top hat" thing that's guaranteed to piss any reasonable person off.
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Alchenar posted:The update suggested vaginismus. Or that she's been told forever that it will hurt as one of the ways they try to scare kids from having sex... and so trying to start it DOES because she's clamping up tighter than a bear trap. I don't know how religious abstinence people expect people to go from "Sex is the devil and will stain you for life and it's a horrible thing you should be ashamed of and it will hurt and lessen your self-worth" to "I am married, a switch is flipped, I will gently caress my husband every time he wants because that will prevent him from sin!" Nothing works that way in the human brain.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Or that she's been told forever that it will hurt as one of the ways they try to scare kids from having sex... and so trying to start it DOES because she's clamping up tighter than a bear trap.
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cumshitter posted:They even taunt you right as you're entering your info saying that if you're a gold member they'll automatically enter your info from the previous year, which is essentially giving them money to copy/paste poo poo from their database. They make it really hard to find, but you can still buy the downloadble/installable version for mac and windows. If you have last year's file it will just import poo poo for you. No extra fees. cumshitter posted:I mostly advise people to use CreditKarma's service for federal filing Is that any good now? I remember all kinds of problems and complaints the first year they offered it (3 years ago?).
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Motronic posted:Is that any good now? I remember all kinds of problems and complaints the first year they offered it (3 years ago?). Last time I used it it was pretty bare bones, which is why I did it along with entering the same info on TurboTax. That was a few years ago though I've been using an accountant since.
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Mx. posted:My boss cried when I asked for a raise I can’t understand who this person actually works for because “manager” and “boss” are the same thing as far as i know.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:I can’t understand who this person actually works for because “manager” and “boss” are the same thing as far as i know. I usually take 'boss' in this context to mean big boss who is everyone's manager/owns the company, and 'manager' to mean your direct 'boss' whom you directly report to daily. So it's worker < manager < boss.
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sullat posted:How marital property is divided is complicated and depends from state to state, but yeah, hiding assets is generally a big no-no. In states where stuff you owned before a marriage stays yours after a marriage, usually the key to this is to not sell it or otherwise realize the potential income. Like if you own a share of stock and sell it during the marriage the income from that sale is joint property but you could have just not it and owned the share of stock yourself after a divorce. If you have a big wad of cash earning interest you can set up systems that sweep that interest into another account so your original cash pile doesn’t mix with the interest income it generated. So a transaction to another account is probably gonna look like a sale to a judge. If he gave like 5 bitcoins to a friend as a “gift” then ok maybe but you gotta pay federal taxes on gifts over some limit like $12k/year (might be higher now but not 5 bitcoins high) so enjoy your ex wife reporting you to the irs.
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