PYF Funny Pictures: on the paradox of meat

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

gently caress you.

:five:

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cocaine Bear posted:

2m tall checking in. Legit impossible for me not to piss standing (well, hunched over) in an airplane.

So do you not poo poo on planes at all

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:32

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Basic Poster posted:

I'm not trying to be rude here, but I am legit curious about your dingus situation.

I have a hard time conceiving of the first two scenarios. Like all I am imagining is some "U" shaped device that must have to be "taco'd in" during intercourse.

It curves because it's touching or resting on the toilet bowl, which is very gross and lame

It doesn't happen on all toilets, but it happens sometimes!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:38

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Basic Poster posted:

I'm not trying to be rude here, but I am legit curious about your dingus situation.

I have a hard time conceiving of the first two scenarios. Like all I am imagining is some "U" shaped device that must have to be "taco'd in" during intercourse.

Pee holes are not consistently in the same spot on dicks

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:43

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Flyinglemur posted:

Isn't this just a reverse cosplay of the forbidden meme?

This was a very funny joke. Enjoy some quote yellow, fellow poster.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:55

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Kenning posted:

This was a very funny joke. Enjoy some quote yellow, fellow poster.

Quote is magenta or green depending on platform.

Unless... you're not some manner of light-theme pod person, are you?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 05:01

Lakedaimon: Jan 11, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

I've pooped into an open, roaring campfire. Luckily I had enough pressure to kinda-arc it in so I didn't singe my sensitive bits.

Have a funny pic:

I think I was in like 6th grade and our new family dog took a huge bite out of my homework. I mean I still had like 75% of the page, and importantly all the sentence diagrams were still intact and legible but my English teacher who looked a bit like old Cruella de Vil still took me out into the hallway to yell at me for giving such a "bullshit excuse". I was so pissed off because I was actually being completely truthful.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 05:20

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 05:23

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

theflyingorc posted:

Pee holes are not consistently in the same spot on dicks

Do you got one of those on the bottom?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 05:55

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQXUd4Fku2E

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Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Humphreys posted:

My Stillsuit takes care of it.

Sounds like you're dune okay

# ? Oct 29, 2021 06:25

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

So do you not poo poo on planes at all

I have done many transcontinental flights and I have never had the inescapable need to poo poo on an airplane. I'd rather hold it unless it's an emergency. Those toilets are loving gross.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:10

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Cartoon Man posted:

Poultron.

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Humphreys posted:

My Stillsuit takes care of it.

thigh pads

# ? Oct 29, 2021 08:03

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

You dudes will actually sit on a public toilet for things other than emergency shits? Like yeah, if I'm at home, sitting down and pissing is cool cause then I'm gonna play some Tiny Tower, but there is no way I'm sitting on a public toilet unless it's loving dire. I only flush if I'm able to do it with my foot too or it's automatic.

Large Testicles has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Oct 29, 2021

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boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

i sit to pee and stand to poo poo. if i need to pee on a public toilet i just lick the seat clean first. however i dont ever use public toilets because im terrified of leaving my house and having strangers think im not alpha tier masc. questions will be answered in the form of racial epithet epic prose

# ? Oct 29, 2021 10:16

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Close thread, It's not up to spec.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 10:24

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

I piss into my mouth then safely spit it into the sink

# ? Oct 29, 2021 10:24

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

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Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Large Testicles posted:

You dudes will actually sit on a public toilet for things other than emergency shits? Like yeah, if I'm at home, sitting down and pissing is cool cause then I'm gonna play some Tiny Tower, but there is no way I'm sitting on a public toilet unless it's loving dire. I only flush if I'm able to do it with my foot too or it's automatic.

personally I bring a pair of tongs into the public bathroom to interact with everything, and place a veil over my face so that seeing a bit of poop doesn't contaminate my eyes and make my brain shut down like Langford's Basilisk.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:03

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

I put a towel over my head whenever I piss or poo poo to hide my shame from God

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:30

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Again, mods: rid us of this poo poo pile.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:36

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Zetsubou-san posted:

Don't doxx every other goon please

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:41

Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

By popular demand posted:

Again, mods: rid us of this poo poo pile.

Might as well close PYF since every thread has like one relevant post every other page and the rest is just like a dumber retirement home.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:56

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

That's Kent State Gun Girl, who poo poo her pants at a party and now runs a conservative grift with the world's most obvious virgin

The sad thing is that grift has a non-zero chance ending with her being a rape-murder victim at the hands of said obvious virgin.

Yeah it's fun to mock the pants-shitter but it's also depressing when you think about how absolutely horrible someone's life has to be where they think doubling down into that kind of cultish group is a good thing.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:57

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Brandfarlig posted:

Might as well close PYF

I can live with that.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Whybird posted:

personally I bring a pair of tongs into the public bathroom to interact with everything, and place a veil over my face so that seeing a bit of poop doesn't contaminate my eyes and make my brain shut down like Langford's Basilisk.

Getting real red dwarf vibes off of this.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:10

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Karate Bastard posted:

Getting real red dwarf vibes off of this.

The shittest version of Better Than Life.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:29

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

theflyingorc posted:

Pee holes are not consistently in the same spot on dicks

Yeah, I have one hole on each side of my dick

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Karate Bastard posted:

Getting real red dwarf vibes off of this.

Infinity Welcomes Careful Pissers

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:42

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/N7AMwWY.mp4

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:45

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

biracial bear for uncut posted:

The sad thing is that grift has a non-zero chance ending with her being a rape-murder victim at the hands of said obvious virgin.

Yeah it's fun to mock the pants-shitter but it's also depressing when you think about how absolutely horrible someone's life has to be where they think doubling down into that kind of cultish group is a good thing.

its also important to get the facts right, you stupid liberal. She did not "poop her pants" because she was in fact wearing a skirt! Secondly she didn't poop, that thing was so huge im pretty sure it busted its way out of her, according to people who saw the pictures. Facts don't care about your feelings!

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