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i called you fools for leaving friendster and you deserved it. tom was there for you, but no, you went off with that tramp myspace and now you’re tired of your fling with facebook. if you go to truth social, we can’t hang out anymore i swear
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:31 |
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Freedom Trails posted:i called you fools for leaving friendster and you deserved it. tom was there for you, but no, you went off with that tramp myspace and now you’re tired of your fling with facebook. if you go to truth social, we can’t hang out anymore i swear tom was the myspace guy
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:36 |
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This guy seems like a real jerk.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:37 |
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whenever Zucc makes a speech it makes me think of random NPC conversations you hear in Elder Scrolls games. Have you heard the latest on the high elves?
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:14 |
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So metaverse sound like it will be like a modern version of ‘Second Life’ that requires a VR peripheral, which a tiny fraction of the market owns, and lacks Second Life’s most used feature: the ability to be horny and have weird fake sex as a cat-boy on it. I’m sure it will be revolutionary.
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 17:10 |
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the best use I've gotten out of an oculus is scaring my dad with a skydiving wingsuit video. need to try catboy sex
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 17:48 |
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not with your dad right?
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:05 |
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:So metaverse sound like it will be like a modern version of ‘Second Life’ that requires a VR peripheral, which a tiny fraction of the market owns, and lacks Second Life’s most used feature: the ability to be horny and have weird fake sex as a cat-boy on it. It also will not have slot machines that pay real* money
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:37 |
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etalian posted:whenever Zucc makes a speech it makes me think of random NPC conversations you hear in Elder Scrolls games. i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an algorithm to the brain
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:38 |
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Do you remember when second life spent years trying and failing to turn the game into anything but an endless wasteland of slot machines and porn rooms, while simultaneously shutting down any sufficiently creative builds for lowering their neighbors property values?
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:38 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:not with your dad right? not buying a second set just for that
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 19:17 |
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30.5 Days posted:Do you remember when second life spent years trying and failing to turn the game into anything but an endless wasteland of slot machines and porn rooms, while simultaneously shutting down any sufficiently creative builds for lowering their neighbors property values? Cyberspace is infinite. Of course it will have landlords and HOAs
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:00 |
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Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:02 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person did I forget the op? NO!
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:06 |
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I remember when they can out with a figure of him for the wax museum that looked more like a human than he did. Somehow I was not shocked that he didn’t become president.
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:08 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person it ended because someone finally told him that he couldn't be in charge of facebook as president. that not a single person reacted favorably to any of his weird, unnatural attempts at seeming less weird and more natural without being paid to do so never factored in.
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:28 |
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iirc he was still going for it until the cambridge analytica stuff came out and twitter had to pretend like fb was fine until then
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:45 |
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In Florida it's the methaverse
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 03:37 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person He ran for president?
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 07:18 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:He ran for president? check out the beginning of this very thread for some of the chronicling of fuckerberg inexplicably deciding to visit iowa for a couple months and get photographed talking to farmers (always sitting down or with extreme forced perspective to hide him being like 5'5") he never admitted he was running for president and gave it up right about the same time as the booster seat incident
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 07:40 |
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could have spent the last couple years breaking and resetting his legs but nooooo
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:02 |
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i say swears online posted:could have spent the last couple years breaking and resetting his legs but nooooo a buddy of mine had a protein absorption thing and had to eat two steaks a day just to be 4'10" in hs and did the leg thing, spent months in a wheelchair and a year on crutches to end up at like 5' 1/2" and his ratios were all hosed up lol dude was incredibly jacked though, supershort ripped dudes are terrifying
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:04 |
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I want to do gymnast things and short people can do such crazy poo poo
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:15 |
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yeah their leverage is off the charts. they got two advantages over tall bros. limb leverage and center of gravity e: this is some unwarranted "they" poo poo lol i'm 69 inches tall
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:22 |
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Good soup! posted:Florida is the methaverse
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:55 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i'm 69 inches tall lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 16:05 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it ended because someone finally told him that he couldn't be in charge of facebook as president. that not a single person reacted favorably to any of his weird, unnatural attempts at seeming less weird and more natural without being paid to do so never factored in. lol props to the aide that lied to him about that, its not like Trump ever divested from what he owned
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 16:21 |
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Feldegast42 posted:lol props to the aide that lied to him about that, its not like Trump ever divested from what he owned i think it was some internal facebook rule that facebook execs can't hold political office, not vice versa, and for whatever reason zucc couldn't just change the internal rules at his own company that he controls
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 16:35 |
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah their leverage is off the charts. they got two advantages over tall bros. limb leverage and center of gravity Manlet
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 17:08 |
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Zuck seems really insecure and probably has done some petty rear end poo poo to people he thought slighted him. Hell, the misogynistic origins of Facebook alone
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 23:53 |
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vyelkin posted:i think it was some internal facebook rule that facebook execs can't hold political office, not vice versa, and for whatever reason zucc couldn't just change the internal rules at his own company that he controls Or just break the rules. As if anyone would do anything about it.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:17 |
There was a window of about three months in 2017 when many people interpreted Trump's victory as "wow, anyone can truly be the president, this is amazing country, I should work harder to be the president!" before the russia stuff kicked into high gear.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 16:41 |
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Pryor on Fire posted:There was a window of about three months in 2017 when many people interpreted Trump's victory as "wow, anyone can truly be the president, this is amazing country, I should work harder to be the president!" before the russia stuff kicked into high gear. yeah suckerberg and oprah and mark cuban and the rock all thought they could be president but then all of them chickened out Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 18:12 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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Shear Modulus posted:yeah suckerberg and oprah and mark cuban and the rock all thought they could be president but then all of them chickened
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:31 |
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Dick Suckerberg
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:55 |
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R. Guyovich posted:Dick Suckerberg [dancehall airhorn]
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:09 |
A Buttery Pastry posted:The Rock was brought to heel by MBS; the time is not yet right for him to become president. no way he will always be face
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:49 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1457916101980041227
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# ? Nov 12, 2021 12:40 |
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Shear Modulus posted:check out the beginning of this very thread for some of the chronicling of fuckerberg inexplicably deciding to visit iowa for a couple months and get photographed talking to farmers (always sitting down or with extreme forced perspective to hide him being like 5'5") Maybe in next election, we could have a lil Fuckerberg and lil' Marco Rubio ticket? Or maybe go with Mini Mike for the VP pick?
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