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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
i called you fools for leaving friendster and you deserved it. tom was there for you, but no, you went off with that tramp myspace and now you’re tired of your fling with facebook. if you go to truth social, we can’t hang out anymore i swear

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Freedom Trails posted:

i called you fools for leaving friendster and you deserved it. tom was there for you, but no, you went off with that tramp myspace and now you’re tired of your fling with facebook. if you go to truth social, we can’t hang out anymore i swear

:actually: tom was the myspace guy

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
This guy seems like a real jerk.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


whenever Zucc makes a speech it makes me think of random NPC conversations you hear in Elder Scrolls games.

Have you heard the latest on the high elves?

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

So metaverse sound like it will be like a modern version of ‘Second Life’ that requires a VR peripheral, which a tiny fraction of the market owns, and lacks Second Life’s most used feature: the ability to be horny and have weird fake sex as a cat-boy on it.

I’m sure it will be revolutionary.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the best use I've gotten out of an oculus is scaring my dad with a skydiving wingsuit video. need to try catboy sex

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



not with your dad right?

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

So metaverse sound like it will be like a modern version of ‘Second Life’ that requires a VR peripheral, which a tiny fraction of the market owns, and lacks Second Life’s most used feature: the ability to be horny and have weird fake sex as a cat-boy on it.

I’m sure it will be revolutionary.

It also will not have slot machines that pay real* money

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

etalian posted:

whenever Zucc makes a speech it makes me think of random NPC conversations you hear in Elder Scrolls games.

Have you heard the latest on the high elves?

i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an algorithm to the brain

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Do you remember when second life spent years trying and failing to turn the game into anything but an endless wasteland of slot machines and porn rooms, while simultaneously shutting down any sufficiently creative builds for lowering their neighbors property values?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

not with your dad right?

not buying a second set just for that

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

30.5 Days posted:

Do you remember when second life spent years trying and failing to turn the game into anything but an endless wasteland of slot machines and porn rooms, while simultaneously shutting down any sufficiently creative builds for lowering their neighbors property values?

Cyberspace is infinite. Of course it will have landlords and HOAs

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

sleep with the vicious posted:

Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person

did I forget the op? NO!

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

I remember when they can out with a figure of him for the wax museum that looked more like a human than he did.

Somehow I was not shocked that he didn’t become president.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

sleep with the vicious posted:

Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person

it ended because someone finally told him that he couldn't be in charge of facebook as president. that not a single person reacted favorably to any of his weird, unnatural attempts at seeming less weird and more natural without being paid to do so never factored in.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
iirc he was still going for it until the cambridge analytica stuff came out and twitter had to pretend like fb was fine until then

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

In Florida it's the methaverse

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

sleep with the vicious posted:

Remember zuccs aborted presidential run, dead before it even began because he wouldn't eat toast like a normal person

He ran for president?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Ramrod Hotshot posted:

He ran for president?

check out the beginning of this very thread for some of the chronicling of fuckerberg inexplicably deciding to visit iowa for a couple months and get photographed talking to farmers (always sitting down or with extreme forced perspective to hide him being like 5'5")

he never admitted he was running for president and gave it up right about the same time as the booster seat incident

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

could have spent the last couple years breaking and resetting his legs but nooooo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i say swears online posted:

could have spent the last couple years breaking and resetting his legs but nooooo

a buddy of mine had a protein absorption thing and had to eat two steaks a day just to be 4'10" in hs and did the leg thing, spent months in a wheelchair and a year on crutches to end up at like 5' 1/2" and his ratios were all hosed up lol

dude was incredibly jacked though, supershort ripped dudes are terrifying

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I want to do gymnast things and short people can do such crazy poo poo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yeah their leverage is off the charts. they got two advantages over tall bros. limb leverage and center of gravity

e: this is some unwarranted "they" poo poo lol i'm 69 inches tall

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Good soup! posted:

Florida is the methaverse

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

i'm 69 inches tall

lol :nice:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it ended because someone finally told him that he couldn't be in charge of facebook as president. that not a single person reacted favorably to any of his weird, unnatural attempts at seeming less weird and more natural without being paid to do so never factored in.

lol props to the aide that lied to him about that, its not like Trump ever divested from what he owned

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Feldegast42 posted:

lol props to the aide that lied to him about that, its not like Trump ever divested from what he owned

i think it was some internal facebook rule that facebook execs can't hold political office, not vice versa, and for whatever reason zucc couldn't just change the internal rules at his own company that he controls

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Jonny 290 posted:

yeah their leverage is off the charts. they got two advantages over tall bros. limb leverage and center of gravity

e: this is some unwarranted "they" poo poo lol i'm 69 inches tall

Manlet

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Zuck seems really insecure and probably has done some petty rear end poo poo to people he thought slighted him. Hell, the misogynistic origins of Facebook alone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

vyelkin posted:

i think it was some internal facebook rule that facebook execs can't hold political office, not vice versa, and for whatever reason zucc couldn't just change the internal rules at his own company that he controls

Or just break the rules.

As if anyone would do anything about it.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

There was a window of about three months in 2017 when many people interpreted Trump's victory as "wow, anyone can truly be the president, this is amazing country, I should work harder to be the president!" before the russia stuff kicked into high gear.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pryor on Fire posted:

There was a window of about three months in 2017 when many people interpreted Trump's victory as "wow, anyone can truly be the president, this is amazing country, I should work harder to be the president!" before the russia stuff kicked into high gear.

yeah suckerberg and oprah and mark cuban and the rock all thought they could be president but then all of them chickened out

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 18:12 on Nov 1, 2021

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah suckerberg and oprah and mark cuban and the rock all thought they could be president but then all of them chickened
The Rock was brought to heel by MBS; the time is not yet right for him to become president.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Dick Suckerberg

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

R. Guyovich posted:

Dick Suckerberg

[dancehall airhorn]

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The Rock was brought to heel by MBS; the time is not yet right for him to become president.

no way he will always be face

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1457916101980041227

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

check out the beginning of this very thread for some of the chronicling of fuckerberg inexplicably deciding to visit iowa for a couple months and get photographed talking to farmers (always sitting down or with extreme forced perspective to hide him being like 5'5")

he never admitted he was running for president and gave it up right about the same time as the booster seat incident

Maybe in next election, we could have a lil Fuckerberg and lil' Marco Rubio ticket?

Or maybe go with Mini Mike for the VP pick?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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