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AITA for Banning My Son From Trick or Treating for Framing our Dog?quote:Our dog has been trained to go outside. But lately, he has been going number two on the rug, in the same place, every day for a week. I find the same surprise when I’ve gotten home for seven days straight. However, when I got up to get a drink of water in the kitchen last night, I caught my 8-year-old son in the act squatting down and defecating on the kitchen floor. Yeah no, kid-shitter stays the gently caress home.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:20 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for Banning My Son From Trick or Treating for Framing our Dog? Reminds me of the post where the dude says he took a poo poo in the cat's litter box and everyone thought the cat was sick.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:25 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for Banning My Son From Trick or Treating for Framing our Dog? man, I hope he wasn't punishing the dog for each one. That dog must be confused as hell
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:26 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for Banning My Son From Trick or Treating for Framing our Dog? Ugh okay now this is gross but you should be able to tell that something is odd about these shits and that they are not your dogs ordinary shits.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:27 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:man, I hope he wasn't punishing the dog for each one. That dog must be confused as hell Yeah, the dog probably knew whose poop it was by smell and was absolutely baffled that the big monkeys couildn't tell.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:29 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Reminds me of the post where the dude says he took a poo poo in the cat's litter box and everyone thought the cat was sick. I think George Clooney literally did this as an on set prank. He would get up early for weeks to clean the litterbox on set or some poo poo and then took a poo poo in it
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:30 |
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AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it?quote:I'm a new mom of a 4 months old boy. I'm a stah so I take care of cleaning, making dinner and child care while my husband works at the gas station.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:31 |
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What the heck did the kid do last year if carpet poo poo for a week results in a split judgement on trick or treating?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:31 |
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Alchenar posted:Ugh okay now this is gross but you should be able to tell that something is odd about these shits and that they are not your dogs ordinary shits. Yeah, I feel like this is a story written by someone who has never actually seen dog poo poo. Or smelled it. I mean......what am I missing here?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:33 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it? It's waiting hand and foot, something costs an arm and a leg. Also, throw out all this dude's meals from now on. Better yet, never make them.
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spouse posted:What the heck did the kid do last year if carpet poo poo for a week results in a split judgement on trick or treating?
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Motronic posted:Yeah, I feel like this is a story written by someone who has never actually seen dog poo poo. Or smelled it. I mean......what am I missing here? In fairness 'my son is getting up at night and making GBS threads on the floor' is probably not a scenario you would naturally move to without some direct evidence.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:36 |
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Alchenar posted:In fairness 'my son is getting up at night and making GBS threads on the floor' is probably not a scenario you would naturally move to without some direct evidence. Ugh.....yeah.......fair. But like.....it's obviously NOT dog poo poo. But I guess there is no other even close to rational answer.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:40 |
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Everyone mad at the kid for getting schwifty.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:41 |
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I developed a habit of pissing in the kitchen sink when’s I was a kid. It was only a matter of time before I poo poo in the crisper drawer.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:48 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it? You have two babies. You can get rid of one and make your life easier. What do you do?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:51 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Obligatory request of the story where the woman was expected to allow all the male members of her fiancé’s family to inspect her hymen before the wedding. There was also that post about the guy who discovered his fiancée's family tradition was that he had to take her mother out on a date that included a hotel stay but thankfully he didn't "have" to sleep with her. BlancoNino posted:I think George Clooney literally did this as an on set prank. He would get up early for weeks to clean the litterbox on set or some poo poo and then took a poo poo in it IIRC the story was that Clooney pulled this prank on Richard Kind because they are friends and he had keys to Kind's apartment for some reason.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:13 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Obligatory request of the story where the woman was expected to allow all the male members of her fiancé’s family to inspect her hymen before the wedding. Seconded, if only out of sheer morbid curiosity.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:15 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it? Am there is absolutely nothing passive about what she did. lol
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My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.quote:My fiance proposed to me about 8 months ago. We decided on having a relatively small wedding which is in two days. Everything was going great. He seems absolutely perfect and we are very much in love.
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pentyne posted:My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married. My god it’s worse than I imagined
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:29 |
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pentyne posted:My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married. She's 22 so I assume she went ahead with it but I hope she didn't.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:29 |
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Ah. So the update for that one involves domestic abuse. But the wedding is called off due to that and the molestation tradition, thankfully.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:30 |
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AITA for refusing to follow my girlfriend’s weird family tradition?quote:My girlfriend and I have been dating for four years and engaged for one. Not too long after we had been dating she told me about her family tradition for marriages. She said that the boy must take the mother of the bride out on a date night, buy her a dress and something to sleep in, pay for everything and buy them a hotel to stay in. She said that it’s nothing to be worried or freaked out about and that getting the hotel doesn’t mean you have to sleep together (although a long time ago it did). I laughed a little bit and asked if she was serious. She said that she was. I had a hard time believing it but I didn’t care to discuss it anymore. We never really talked about it, until this past week. I had honestly pretty much forgot about it. My girlfriend and I have our wedding in less than a month. We were taking about wedding stuff and she asked me if I had picked out what her mom and I were going to do for our date night. I laughed it off and waited for her to move on. She didn’t, she looked confused as to why I was laughing. She insisted again that this was 100% serious and that she expected me to do it. quote:I think I’d be okay with sharing a bed is well. My only concern there is if we do have alcohol. Sleeping in a bed with someone attractive with alcohol in you’re system is never a smarty thing to do quote:I am sure we would be drinking alcohol that night. Even the most committed person with alcohol can be tempted and stuff. What if she did make the first move? Or what if I did quote:They’re Roma, but as a lot of other people have mentioned, I can’t find any thing about that culture doing that. It sounds like it’s either a family thing or just very rare quote:That’s not bad points. I actually do think I’d enjoy taking her on a night out. She’s really nice and fun to be around. I just have to figure out what to do about the hotel part. It may sounds weird, but the main reason I’m uncomfortable doing that is because she’s really attractive and I feel like I’d be tempted to do stuff. Somehow, the idea of "just don't get drunk" never occurred to this OP.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:37 |
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pentyne posted:AITA for refusing to follow my girlfriend’s weird family tradition? Right now, dude is thinking real horny but someone should point out his girlfriend is gonna have expectations if they have kids she'll get to gently caress the future in-law.
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AITA for refusing to cook for my husband after he threw away all the food I prepared for my family?quote:My husband (31M) and I have been married for few months. It was a long distance relationship and he only met my parents/family a handful of times. Usually when my family visit I cook their favorite meals for them and my husband does not like any of those meals and always complains about not finding something to eat despite me offering to include his favorite meals. He'd usually sit with them at the table out of politeness but only eats appetizers and salads and nothing else. My family noticed and asked about it and he said he doesn't like what was on the "menu". He also complains that I keep leftovers for days later and I don't cook til leftovers are consumed by me of course while he eats fast food. oh, murder him
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:48 |
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pentyne posted:AITA for refusing to follow my girlfriend’s weird family tradition? So for this one, I said it before and I'll say it again. What is more likely, that the Roma secretly have this one weird tradition that has never been exposed until this brave Euro found out about it, or some rear end in a top hat is making up poo poo about the Roma?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:29 |
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Mom is using others' general ignorance of their culture to get some young D
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:47 |
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Just gently caress your MIL, OP! Goddddd, why are you ruining this for us I mean you!!?!? What would be amazing is if this is the most elaborate "test" and then he fails. Unbelievably good r/r post.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:56 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Jokerfied Amanda Waller. That's more Kingpinified.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 05:02 |
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pentyne posted:AITA for refusing to follow my girlfriend’s weird family tradition? Can anyone confirm if this is very normal in Is it just a weird character assassination? e: whoop, efb kimbo305 fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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kimbo305 posted:Can anyone confirm if this is very normal in The OP said in the comments he talked to other Romani people and they all told him it was extremely weird and not something they'd ever heard of.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 05:58 |
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having the groom gently caress the mother in law just makes sense, since the bride will probably look something like that in a few decades, and it's better to know before the wedding if that's a dealbreaker maybe if you were an engineer you'd appreciate the value of stress testing
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Barudak posted:In my family and their extended circle of friends there are very specific mathematical rules for how many dishes/beverages/amount of soups/vegetarian dishes etc. to ensure literally everyone is taken care of appropriately*. If someone pulled the stunt mentioned in this story in my families hometown you could expect literally every single dinner involving that cousin until their tragic death as a never dated spinster would involve reminding them and their parents. And that just reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide having a spaceship with a FTL drive powered by the Italian bistro it's built around, via extrapolating the strange and complex math used in dividing up the bill.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 06:51 |
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AITA for leaving a family without childcare because the child called the police on me?quote:I’m (25F) currently studying for a doctoral degree, and work on the side. I’ve been babysitting for this family for 2 years now, because they both work full time and their children (Alice 4F and Ben 6M) only do half-days at school. I’m good with kids, Alice and Ben like me a lot and their parents always tell me how excited they get for the days I babysit.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving a family without childcare because the child called the police on me? Haha whats a little attempted murder between friends.
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AITA if I give my boyfriend an ultimatum about being in a cult?quote:We have been together for three years and plan on getting married. He is the absolute love of my life. In June I found out he joined a cult/secret society group which horrifies me but he has assured me that it’s nothing to worry about and that he is in it out of interest and is not all that involved. Mostly what bothers me about it is that they promote false information about Ancient Egypt and other historical events and people. I’m going to write a children’s book about archeology and Egyptology which is sacred to me so him being supportive of this group feels like he does not care about my feelings or purpose since he continues to be a member despite me expressing this on several occasions and pouring my heart and soul out to him in a letter about it.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 07:37 |
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in the comments the OP reveals that her boyfriend is a white hotep. He also believes white people were made by the mad scientist Jaukub.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 07:42 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving a family without childcare because the child called the police on me? I'm wondering if John's parents know about this attempted murder their son tried to commit. Of course it's possible they do and are fine with it, but maybe it's worth a shot to tell them why their relatives are going to have trouble finding people to watch over him while they're busy.
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