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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mr Hootington posted:

The bitch dead?

that is not dead which can eternal lie,
yet with strange aeons even death may die

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Private Speech posted:

I've never watched british porn and don't really see why I ever would tbh. The occasional ad I see on dodgy websites always seems like a competition in being gross.

case in point:

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Are the beans cum, or...?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

30.5 Days posted:

Are the beans cum, or...?

They're a part of the English breakfast.

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

30.5 Days posted:

Are the beans cum, or...?

he's going to piss in her arse, op

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

30.5 Days posted:

Are the beans cum, or...?

Since Brexit turned out to be such a big success he's desperate to find a use for the bean stash.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Doctor Jeep posted:

case in point:


gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271

quote:

The new offences will include sol[sic]-called “pile-ons” where a number of individuals join others in sending harassing messages to a victim on social media.

The Times was told that the plans had been sent to cabinet for approval. Nadine Dorries, the culture secretary, is intending to add them to the bill when it is introduced to parliament next month, government sources said.

The move is likely to be met with resistance from freedom of speech campaigners and civil libertarians.

David Davis, a former cabinet minister, said assessing based on the impact it has on the receiver was too subjective and urged the government to rethink the proposals, especially given it has hailed the legislation as “world-leading”.

whatsapp needs better spellchecking tbh

e: the link politics for all used for the article is dead now, here's one that still works:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/5cdadf7c-3a85-11ec-9bef-aa3112940013

gonadic io has issued a correction as of 15:21 on Nov 1, 2021

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Looking forward to the government legally defining a ratio

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/JackInPogForm/status/1455114928705228808

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

well this will simply make me pile on right wing dogfuckers all the harder

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
those asexuals are coming to coerce our children to *checks notes* what?
https://twitter.com/Chican3ry/status/1455081100276027395

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
That comparison with the Roman Empire isn't that far fetched. Give it 5 years and you will need the help of civilization from mainland Europe to build stone bridges and houses again.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

ynohtna posted:

Is he asking us to stab him in the back?

That's how the empire started


Tahirovic posted:

That comparison with the Roman Empire isn't that far fetched. Give it 5 years and you will need the help of civilization from mainland Europe to build stone bridges and houses again.

It'd be nice to see Scotland split off and survive another thousand years while England descends into chaos, just to drive the analogy home.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Things are getting spicy


https://twitter.com/AllisonMorris1/status/1455100194698276872?t=spb6cznwoJy5UCSWMQB68A&s=19

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
i'm being told both masked men are believed to be jeremy corbyn

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

i'm being told both masked men are believed to be jeremy corbyn

Starmer: I of course, erm, condemn the attacks, and support a full investigation into Mr Corbyns activities,

[Labour -5]

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I found some the most british man of all time: his name is michael graham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlLqIk3MFU&t=658s

He goes on to claim that the unicorn is a british animal and that deep fried fish is good for you.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
scotland's national animal is the unicorn

https://www.visitscotland.com/about/uniquely-scottish/national-animal-unicorn/

glad to see the bill is finally addressing that vile tactic- though no wonder it took this long while eve barlow has suffered. the pervasive antisemitism of labour yet again at work

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Doctor Jeep posted:

case in point:



i was looking for these to show them to a friend because they were so loving weird. does anyone have a link to an archive of them? loving newspaper porn storylines... reminds me of that one webcomic from the poltoons thread.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
i think they're still being published. easy way to include some skin in the papers

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Quotey posted:

scotland's national animal is the unicorn

https://www.visitscotland.com/about/uniquely-scottish/national-animal-unicorn/

glad to see the bill is finally addressing that vile tactic- though no wonder it took this long while eve barlow has suffered. the pervasive antisemitism of labour yet again at work
who?

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

endlessmonotony posted:

It can't be just genetics, you would need Habsburg level dedication.

While all that head-measuring stuff is clearly bullshit, there is a certain, quintessential British skull shape

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

don't you dare.....

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

it really annoys me when people use "let alone" and reverse the construction of their sentence so that, in this case, not fapping for a day is being implied to be harder than doing same for a month

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ISaysto/status/1455141345723621378?s=20

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Captain Splendid posted:

That's how the empire started

Typical English institutional infrastructure. Can't even deliver a back-stabbing on schedule.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Cabbages and Kings posted:

it really annoys me when people use "let alone" and reverse the construction of their sentence so that, in this case, not fapping for a day is being implied to be harder than doing same for a month

I could care less :madmax:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


gonadic io posted:

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271

whatsapp needs better spellchecking tbh

e: the link politics for all used for the article is dead now, here's one that still works:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/5cdadf7c-3a85-11ec-9bef-aa3112940013

I can't wait to get life in prison after being arrested for reminding a Tory that they are a Tory.

Truly a blessed era to live in these wonderful islands.

Lightningproof
Feb 23, 2011

Cabbages and Kings posted:

it really annoys me when people use "let alone" and reverse the construction of their sentence so that, in this case, not fapping for a day is being implied to be harder than doing same for a month

I get this way about 'me either'

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I could care less

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Communist Thoughts posted:

I could care less
You should of read the thread, just three posts above yours!

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

gonadic io posted:

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271

whatsapp needs better spellchecking tbh

e: the link politics for all used for the article is dead now, here's one that still works:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/5cdadf7c-3a85-11ec-9bef-aa3112940013

Fulfilling the duty of my colonial American ancestors to continue mocking the British government.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
I believe they're going to name this "Owen's law"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Doctor Jeep posted:

case in point:



this might be the least erotic thing I have ever seen. I feel like my horney levels have been permanently lowered. This is actual assault on all sexual beings.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Doctor Jeep posted:

case in point:



[UK] I'm going to fire my beans up your backside...

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

endlessmonotony posted:

It can't be just genetics, you would need Habsburg level dedication.

I think it's got to be a combo of nutrition and just industrial levels of destroying any joy in their lives, so you're left with children that look like they've resigned themselves to a dour life in the womb.

well yeah i would be wary of mocking ethnicity based on genetics, i've heard that can go bad places and i don't see how it could happen on the internets only leftist message board

(except Judakel who is defo a serial killer so he's a wildcard and has a pass)

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Regarde Aduck posted:

(except Judakel who is defo a serial killer so he's a wildcard and has a pass)

you're obsessed and i love it

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

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