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Everyone get ready to pin on a poppy for COP26 and pop a plop in a pond. In Other News • The initial response to Covid-19 is described as 'one of the most important public health failures the UK has ever experienced' • Saudi Arabia now owns Newcastle United, senior Tories have arranged to sell weapons to the club. • Tesco opens its first checkout-free store. • The British Medical Association accuses the government of being wilfully negligent for not bringing back masking and distancing. • Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer goes into self-isolation after testing negative for policies. • Intel began open commercial announcement of the 4004 microprocessor 50 years ago this month. • Nick Clegg uses his post-politics mental skills, augmented with Facebook Meta power, to psychically lift goose poo poo. 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learnincurve posted:Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.
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Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it. Broken Britain
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it. I shuddered. Probably because when I was young my mum told me her boarding school stories from the 50s, where they'd scrape the butter off all the dinner plates back into the bowl so there'd be bits of old dinner in it come breakfast. DisGUStang
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 09:06 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it. I'm struggling with the concept of "too much butter" on toast, at least while the toast maintains structural integrity.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 09:21 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it. This is why you are an international pariah state.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 09:32 |
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Update on my thrilling congestion charge bailiff story : turns out the reason I heard nothing until now (8 months later) is because my car is still registered to the address I lived at 6 years ago. I had no idea updating your vehicle log book was even a thing (seeing as my licence is updated, and I'm on the roll here, and I've been paying vehicle tax from this address for the last four years, and it's never been mentioned during an MOT etc), so there's the lesson I'd like to share with you all : update your vehicle log book!
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 09:48 |
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All you need on toast is butter. Other toppings are luxury.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:27 |
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Flayer posted:All you need on toast is butter. Other toppings are luxury. Speaking of luxury, you can get the big jars of Marmite again. I can't put into words how great a thing this is. Even when our country is hosed there are still enough beer factory floor scrapings to make big jars of this poo poo. I also got a jar of the extra strong Marmite, but like moving up from codeine to morphine, will I be able to go back after? Answers on a postcard, please.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:30 |
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frankenbeans posted:Speaking of luxury, you can get the big jars of Marmite again. I can't put into words how great a thing this is. Even when our country is hosed there are still enough beer factory floor scrapings to make big jars of this poo poo. Yeah but squeezy marmite is discontinued so I have to use two butter knives to make a single piece of toast or risk marmite butter contamination. Extra strong marmite just tastes like super old marmite to me. Not a fan. Wife loves it though.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:40 |
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Flayer posted:All you need on toast is butter. Other toppings are luxury. I mixed up a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar in a jar and I sprinkle that on my toast
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:40 |
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Flayer posted:All you need on toast is butter. Other toppings are luxury. Eating toast with jam as I type this, fight me.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:41 |
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Perhaps controversial, but I prefer vegemite to marmite. Not a fan of his runny marmite is.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:46 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Eating toast with jam as I type this, fight me. You didn't say as a topping. You might be eating the jam as a side dish.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:50 |
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there's room in my heart for marmite, vegemite and bovril on toast but not necessarily at the same time gotta have some diversity in the slop you spread on toast imo
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:54 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:You didn't say as a topping. You might be eating the jam as a side dish. The funny thing is I don't normally like sweet stuff for breakfast, but I just had a sudden compulsion to add jam as I was buttering my toast, and I worry the hivemind might actually be real.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:55 |
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Well, this is less than ideal: https://twitter.com/allisonmorris1/status/1455097892717436933?s=21
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:56 |
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One thing I learnt during lock down is that the supermarket own brand marmite is just as good as actual Marmite, and considerably cheaper. Which is handy as my two year old loving loves the stuff.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 10:58 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I mixed up a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar in a jar and I sprinkle that on my toast How very German of you. (Seriously, they put Zimtzucker on everything over there. I miss Kaiserschmarrn.)
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:02 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Well, this is less than ideal: That brings back memories alright. On the plus side it's in Newtownards... nobody would have noticed if it was in Larne.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:04 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Well, this is less than ideal: See, we warned you all that the Troubles would be back if you elected that terrorist Corbyn. Seriously it would be funny if it wasn't quite so horrifying that all of the outcomes of a JEMBLY NORBYC government that were so confidently predicted by our biggest brains are coming to pass - and of course there's literally no accountability for any of it because said big brains would rather crash the entire planet into the heart of the sun than admit they were wrong.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:08 |
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Quote tweeting to become illegal https://twitter.com/politicsforali/status/1455106670774923271?s=21
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:24 |
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Noxville posted:Quote tweeting to become illegal fuctifino fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Eating toast with jam as I type this, fight me.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:24 |
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Can't wait to see the actual wording of that bill "A person shall be committing an offense if he or she knowingly replies to a tweet that already has 10 or more replies"
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:28 |
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Noxville posted:Quote tweeting to become illegal Going to jail for quoting this post
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:28 |
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What happens if I reply to a tweet calling someone a bellend and then later they get piled on? Am I responsible for the conduct of other correctly-minded anti-bellends?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:29 |
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can't believe we're in the uk thread discussing things to put on toast and noone has mentioned the baked bean beans: Not Just For Arses
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:30 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Can't wait to see the actual wording of that bill
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:32 |
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I had a feeling that some influential people were going to be thrown the wolves to take public attention away from the nonce prince. It looks like I may have been right https://twitter.com/KevinPascoe/status/1455079475297849349
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:33 |
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Flayer posted:It's completely unenforceable rubbish put forward by someone to show willing. Unenforceable over the entirety of Twitter, but don’t be surprised to see it used against specific individuals that are, say, critical of the government
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:36 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Can't wait to see the actual wording of that bill "A person shall be committing an offense if he or she knowing replies to a tweet without any substantial contribution to the discussion." On the plus side if it's ever enforced it'll kill Twitter.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:38 |
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Noxville posted:Unenforceable over the entirety of Twitter, but don’t be surprised to see it used against specific individuals that are, say, critical of the government Yeah, this will 100% be used only on high profile leftists, and not one right winger will ever be touched.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:40 |
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Z the IVth posted:On the plus side if it's ever enforced it'll kill Twitter. Hm, hard to say that it's a bad law then
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:41 |
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The only thing worse than tories, mods.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:41 |
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OwlFancier posted:The only thing worse than tories, mods. What about tory mods.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:43 |
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https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271 thrown in jail for going "This you?"
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:45 |
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https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1455121742121295881
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:48 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271 maybe you shouldn't engage in such disrespectful and mental-health-abusing activity as "reminding people OF the stupid things they said" and "criticising the viewpoints of public figures"
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 11:58 |
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https://twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/status/1455127553719611405quote:A man has described his shock at returning to his house and finding it stripped of all furnishings after it was sold without his knowledge.
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