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Ron Swanson: Woman of the Year
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https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1455700914359123969?s=20
Nonsense fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Nov 3, 2021 |
# ? Nov 3, 2021 02:17 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 15:32 |
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Māori for bird is "manu" and include bats - ---- 1. (noun) bird - any winged creature including bats, cicadas, butterflies, etc. Ki te kore he kai, kua riro mā tētahi o ngā tohunga e karakia, kua rere mai he kai ki runga ki te waka. He ika, he manu me ētahi atu tūmomo kai mata (HP 1991:9). / If there was no food, one of the tohunga would say a ritual chant and food would fly onto the vessel - fish, birds and other types of raw food. ---- So, a bat is a bird.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 23:46 |
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In old English a deer was any small animal, therefore bats are deer
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 00:15 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:In old English a deer was any small animal, therefore bats are deer Any fruit was an apple, any animal was a deer, and any crop you get out of the ground was corn.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 05:30 |
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Then the potatoes came...
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 10:01 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Any fruit was an apple, any animal was a deer, and any crop you get out of the ground was corn. In Dutch and German, the local variant of deer is still all animals.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 10:27 |
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Orange Devil posted:In Dutch and German, the local variant of deer is still all animals. Beat me to it. Also, it definitely doesn't apply to most things but there is something to comparing new things to apples. Potatoes in Dutch are aardappels aka "Earth [Ground] Apples".
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 11:07 |
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sinaasappels
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 11:13 |
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In German, every animal is a deer, but most deer are actually pigs. MeinPanzer fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Nov 4, 2021 |
# ? Nov 4, 2021 11:49 |
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MeinPanzer posted:In German, every animal is a deer, but most deer are actually pigs. Just love this for how cute the drat animals are
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 13:04 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Any fruit was an apple, any animal was a deer, and any crop you get out of the ground was corn. In latin the word for evil and apple are the same (malus) and an apple was any fruit so, the whole story about the tree and adam and eve is pretty confusing. I think there are also similar complications in ancient Hebrew. Like, pretty sure serpent isn't necessarily a snake.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:41 |
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Murgos posted:In latin the word for evil and apple are the same (malus) and an apple was any fruit so, the whole story about the tree and adam and eve is pretty confusing. "Serpent" originally could apply to any creeping animal really.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:49 |
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all serpents are deer
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:57 |
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Beresheit also doesn't say anything about the snake being Satan. It's just a tricksy fucker that goes up to Chava and convinces her to eat the unspecified fruit.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 17:57 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:all serpents are deer
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 18:03 |
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jojoinnit posted:Potatoes in Dutch are aardappels aka "Earth [Ground] Apples". French for potato is pomme de terre, which also translates to ground apple. Of course, English has pineapple, but at least that's a fruit.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 22:42 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:In old English a deer was any small animal, therefore bats are deer Only if this competition was being run in england, but its not. It's being run in NZ.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:58 |
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Action Jacktion posted:French for potato is pomme de terre, which also translates to ground apple. Of course, English has pineapple, but at least that's a fruit. Chicken of the Dirt
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 02:12 |
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klen dool posted:Only if this competition was being run in england, but its not. It's being run in NZ. In Welsh the word for England and New Zealand is the same, therefore this stands.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 08:08 |
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https://twitter.com/RampCapitalLLC/status/1456621120753479691?s=20
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 15:01 |
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The thread is good because someone looked and saw that turkey prices are only up 0.16 per pound and that graphic is trash Shammypants fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Nov 5, 2021 |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 15:52 |
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I thought it was Fox that posted it, but it was CNN
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:46 |
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Well both OAN and CNN are owned by AT&T. Apparently they are super surprised about this and even did an article lol https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/06/media/att-oan/index.html Original report: https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-oneamerica-att/
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 19:54 |
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Murgos posted:In latin the word for evil and apple are the same (malus) and an apple was any fruit so, the whole story about the tree and adam and eve is pretty confusing. I think the bible's slow voyage to English via Hebrew, ancient Greek, and Latin has seen a load of symbolism shorn from the text. The name of st Peter for example, has no second meaning in English. Jump across into the romance languages and it also means rock, so "I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church" has a lot more going on. Pet theory is that this loss of symbolism means sects of Christianity built on later translations of the bible tend to adopt more factual interpretations of the text. "No- the world was built in exactly seven days and here is a bill of quants, method statement and construction programme we produced to show it's possible" sort of thing.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:35 |
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I can literally find a turkey for less than the 2020 price at my local supermarket and I live in the wasteland of CommieFornia, Los Angeles
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:41 |
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Endjinneer posted:I think the bible's slow voyage to English via Hebrew, ancient Greek, and Latin has seen a load of symbolism shorn from the text. The name of st Peter for example, has no second meaning in English. Jump across into the romance languages and it also means rock, so "I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church" has a lot more going on. Most of the christian apostles have separate hebrew or aramaic names. Peter is Shimon, Matthew is Levi, Paul is Saul. That they took new greek and latin names is kinda lost in translations.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 22:23 |
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Endjinneer posted:I think the bible's slow voyage to English via Hebrew, ancient Greek, and Latin has seen a load of symbolism shorn from the text. The name of st Peter for example, has no second meaning in English. Jump across into the romance languages and it also means rock, so "I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church" has a lot more going on. Jesus: He loved mankind, but he really loved puns.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 03:18 |
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Thanks for this. It reminded me to order my Turkey. Seems like the same price as last year though.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 03:53 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Most of the christian apostles have separate hebrew or aramaic names. Peter is Shimon, Matthew is Levi, Paul is Saul. That they took new greek and latin names is kinda lost in translations. "You will be the Paul upon which my church is built" (TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 'PAUL' MEANS ROCK)
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 13:11 |
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Jaxyon posted:I can literally find a turkey for less than the 2020 price at my local supermarket and I live in the wasteland of CommieFornia, Los Angeles Those prices are for the only turkey vendor sanctioned by Donald Trump, Mike Lindell's FrankTurkey. Additional 20% gratuity is added to the check for keeping America free, through turkey mongering.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 15:39 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Ixl1pyz.mp4
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:03 |
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I don’t like being told what to do is a fine position except where the else part is “or death” and you decide to go with “or death” and now everyone who isn’t an rear end in a top hat has to perform heroics to keep you alive at the expense of people who legitimately couldn’t avoid it.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:14 |
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https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1457195169195900929 They hired the "We love weird al, don't we folks" guy for SNL, obviously for his Trump impression, and I was worried they'd gently caress it up but seems like they're letting be him fundamentally weird like he was on the internet. This is so much better than Baldwin's, and not just because it's way closer caricature. The material is hilarious and this guy just nails the weird egocentric stream of consciousness verbal diarrhea the big boy does when he's on a roll at a rally.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:25 |
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I appreciate that this guy also apparently can’t decide that maybe he should get the vaccine because it’s good for him. It’s just reflexive doing the opposite of what people are telling you to do no matter what.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 21:24 |
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Bird in a Blender posted:I appreciate that this guy also apparently can’t decide that maybe he should get the vaccine because it’s good for him. It’s just reflexive doing the opposite of what people are telling you to do no matter what. I guess no one told him not to die 8 days after this was recorded because that's what he did.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 22:30 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:I guess no one told him not to die 8 days after this was recorded because that's what he did. His freedoms were maintained that's what's important Iogd bless
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 04:29 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1457195169195900929 I think Cecily's Jeanine is my favorite impression right now. The guy does an incredible Trump but...maybe they should stop doing him in the cold opens. Please. Lol talking about a dead gay tv show on these dead gay forums
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 06:05 |
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Just amazing that a guy has impressed Lorne enough to be in every cold open this season as a rookie, and that was his first time doing trump. Good to see someone who specializes in impersonations on SNL again. I know snl sucks but I watch it for sentimental reasons
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 07:30 |