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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Tragic :drac:

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with puppy smooches :3:

Eatin' cake over a fresh corpse

Gnome de plume fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 5, 2021

AJA
Mar 28, 2015
and the name of their band was...

CAKE AND CORPSES

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Looking forward to the further adventures of the Furniture Fuckers

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Bertrand's Bellends!

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





drat, all this "It's a new day" talk from Bertram sure sounds like a bunch of death flags getting raised. :cripes:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

jng2058 posted:

drat, all this "It's a new day" talk from Bertram sure sounds like a bunch of death flags getting raised. :cripes:

Considering they have officially made some powerful but yet unseen enemies this ep yeah he's going to die to signal poo poo Got Real

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

jng2058 posted:

drat, all this "It's a new day" talk from Bertram sure sounds like a bunch of death flags getting raised. :cripes:

"You need to see the sunrise" well that's a flag.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

oh boy so many death flags

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Fortunately his long-lost son Bertram just happens staying in a room down the hall and will gladly join the group to solve the murder.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost
Love to murder our NPCs with our reward money.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Nemo2342 posted:

Love to murder our NPCs with our reward money.

Unexplained gold-sack murders on the rise in the core spire

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Just openly waving the death flags

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Bhhratrend's Beeeellzzzzzzzz.

wokow6
Oct 19, 2013
Oh god, he's telegraphing it so hard, and I'm so sad cause I really like Bertrand.

AJA
Mar 28, 2015
Already liking Bertrand waaaay more than Molly so, yeah, fridge that motherfucker

(and come back as a new PC as close to Bertrand as possible)

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

wokow6 posted:

Oh god, he's telegraphing it so hard, and I'm so sad cause I really like Bertrand.

He's telegraphing it so hard, I kinda believe he's just loving with the audience.

But yeah, he's probably about to die.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


It would be pretty good for every little arc to end on Bertrand giving some alarm-raising speech signaling a demise that never comes.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

travis isn't just waving those flags he's wiping his rear end and dancing on them

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

OH NO!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



You drunk rear end in a top hat.

AJA
Mar 28, 2015
Don't Stop Believin' suddenly plays

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
rip

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:rip:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


This set is dope af

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Bye Bertrand

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
cool set poo poo.

Macrame_God
Sep 1, 2005

The stairs lead down in both directions.

That nat 20 was fudged as gently caress, wasn't it?

AJA
Mar 28, 2015
Yeah, I'm cool with it, advance the narrative and all, but I don't believe that "Natural 20" from Matt or Travis at all.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Imogen's tragic backstory :ohdear:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Macrame_God posted:

That nat 20 was fudged as gently caress, wasn't it?

This'll definitely be a narrative death and not a legit combat one if it happens

ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Macrame_God posted:

That nat 20 was fudged as gently caress, wasn't it?

Had to be just to get where they wanted.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Macrame_God posted:

That nat 20 was fudged as gently caress, wasn't it?

Probably though with 2 attacks left it kinda feels unnescessary.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


If they were fudging, the natural 20 would have done more than 6 more damage than a regular hit.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Macrame_God posted:

That nat 20 was fudged as gently caress, wasn't it?

probably not tbh, No need to

Jetrauben
Sep 7, 2011
angered the evil eye lately
I mean I doubt it was necessary, truth be told. Bertrand was a bit battered already wasn't he?

I guess that's egg on my face! We don't even get heroic death for our old boy!

Edit: Travis, what a JERK move! On the other hand I guess it canonized that as more than a mere fling. :(

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Liev'tel...

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





SirSamVimes posted:

If they were fudging, the natural 20 would have done more than 6 more damage than a regular hit.

Could have just had a poo poo roll, like the crit he rolled during the fight.

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AJA
Mar 28, 2015

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