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Kunabomber posted:This doesn't even makes sense because AEW is also full of good worker indie guys and they won I think in Vince's leaky mind, they would have won if they had focused on what they do best: hot young women and big meat men with weird cartoon gimmicks, just like the old days.
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X JAKK posted:Wrestlemania 38 is gonna be Shane and Stephanie fighting over the remote on a HHH-skin rug in Vince's den while he sternly watches from a recliner, gently stroking a stained photograph of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. They're finally gonna give David Lynch the book? They'll have to change his name of course so people don't think he's related to Becky. He'll just be David.
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David "Bearcat" Lynch
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Rarity posted:Excited for Aliyah's new gimmick of 'hot woman' A clever twist on the WWE favorite ”a woman that is hot”
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Golden Bee posted:We’ve left PG and entered the attitude issues era
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a cyborg mug posted:A clever twist on the WWE favorite ”a woman that is hot” Congrats to Aliyah for holding out through the Triple H era to reach the point where being hot was the only asset prized in women, you gotta respect that hustle
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Angel Garza is now Angel and Humberto Carrillo is now Humberto. Just what they needed, no last name
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King Wood's entrance is dope. I did not have time to watch anything on Smackdown but that this week but I think I made the right choice.
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Chris James 2 posted:Angel Garza is now Angel and Humberto Carrillo is now Humberto. Just what they needed, no last name they'll be released in 3 months
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Nov 6, 2021 09:59
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Cavauro posted:Humberto is too long of a name Call me Hum
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Rarity posted:Call me Hum You'll be out back counting stars after I'm done with you. -Hum
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Rarity posted:Call me Hum Now you just need a tag partner named Bug and you're all set.
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Cerebral Bore posted:Now you just need a tag partner named Bug and you're all set. https://twitter.com/joaquinwilde_/status/1222874080107466753
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Chris James 2 posted:Angel Garza is now Angel and Humberto Carrillo is now Humberto. Just what they needed, no last name I swear to god Vince is gonna shutter the company and on the last episodes rip off a mask to reveal he's been Andy Kaufman the entire time.
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It's weird how everyone who leaves WWE has an attitude problem. Just like how all my ex's are petty arseholes who can't chill out. Now I feel some kinship to WWE knowing we're both never wrong.
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I wonder how long WWE could get away with just not creating any kind of product at all. I guess the problem is breach of contract lawsuits but other than that they have absolutely no incentive to put in any more than the bare minimum. Like every other company too big to fail they've transcended the need for customers. Raw could be 3 hours of static and people online would be tweeting about how they saw a 5* match in the snow.
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ChrisBTY posted:I wonder how long WWE could get away with just not creating any kind of product at all. I guess the problem is breach of contract lawsuits but other than that they have absolutely no incentive to put in any more than the bare minimum. Like every other company too big to fail they've transcended the need for customers. Raw could be 3 hours of static and people online would be tweeting about how they saw a 5* match in the snow. To be fair 3 hours of static would be an improvement over your average episode of RAW.
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Alaois posted:You'll be out back counting stars after I'm done with you. -Hum This made me much happier than it probably should have.
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Rarity posted:Excited for Aliyah's new gimmick of 'hot woman' tbf Carmella got traded dodgeblan posted:small price to pay for nia jax to be hopefully off national television forever "whaddya mean I cant get 300k a year without learning how to wrestle? Is this just discrimination cause I'm unvaxxed?"
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X JAKK posted:Wrestlemania 38 is gonna be Shane and Stephanie fighting over the remote on a HHH-skin rug in Vince's den while he sternly watches from a recliner, gently stroking a stained photograph of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. book it
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So... I just watched the Sami & Hit Row stuff, because it's been about a year since I checked in on Sami. I'm guessing Sami is still the same character he was last year + "a self proclaimed locker room leader". And while he was definitely a heel, he seemed sincere enough about offering advice. And his entrance is kinda dumb, but there's no way you could mistake it for anyone else's. So, Sami leads them out, after Hit Row ASKS him to; and Hit Row follows with the enthusiasm of a CAW who forgot to pick an entrance. Sami seems like he's trying to (egotistically) insert himself into their group... And Hit Row raps (?) for two bars, letting us know that "he's inzayn" & "his name isn't Sami Zayn, it's Sami Sucks" and the crowd does chant that, so I guess good job? They prevent him from leaving, Sami apologizes, and follows up that he didn't come out to fight them. After some initial bullying, they let him go, laughing about... how he... didn't stick around for a 3 on 1 beat down? Who the gently caress is that segment supposed to help? Sami gets a new nickname for a couple of weeks. (Fans already chant that <x sucks>, so congrats) Sami looks a bit dumb for trying to help, but ultimately being himself? I guess? Hit Row looks dull and uninterested. Couldn't even commit to a 3 on 1 beatdown. I think they're faces? Maybe Tweeners? Sometimes faces bully people who are earnestly trying to help? The Rock used to do that... Maybe it's Sami's fault for seeming too sincere? What was the point of this segment?
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The point is Sami is a loser nerd
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Rarity posted:The point is Sami is a loser nerd This is it
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My takeaway from that and the Aaliyah segment Sami is an amusing, annoying, but unthreatening presence in the SD locker room that does in fact bring them all together in laughing at him. Jeff Hardy on the other hand is clearly lurking the SD backstage for young women. He's the real threat. And I don't really get the Hit Row appeal either. But I've never much gone for bad wrestling rappers and gradeschool insults. I was just kind of curious if they'd address that one of them got fired, and I guess the answer is "no"?
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