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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Liz Truss’s fishing boat diplomacy – The foreign secretary warned France it had 48 hours to retract its threats in the row over post-Brexit fishing licences"

Telegraph:

COP26: World at one minute to midnight over climate change - Boris Johnson

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Bruegel.

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson will travel home from Cop26 by private plane

David Squires:

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Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Wanna see that Wellness bowl

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson and Cop26 – The prime minister is flying back from the Cop26 climate conference on a private plane rather than the train after spending three days warning world leaders to reduce their emissions"

Telegraph:

More than 100 countries sign ‘game-changing’ Cop26 pledge to slash methane emissions

Matt:


Independent:

Cop26: world leaders agree deal to end deforestation

Times:

Justin Welby apologises for likening climate threat to Nazis

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson facing Angela Rayner at PMQs – Angela Rayner has condemned Boris Johnson over an amendment that has paused the suspension of Owen Paterson from the Commons for 30 days."

Telegraph:

Republican Glenn Youngkin wins Virginia governor’s race in blow to Biden

Matt:

Soundproofing to soft rock: vet tips for a stress-free Bonfire Night for pets

Independent:

Standards chair attacks Tory efforts to dismantle anti-sleaze system

Times:

More than 40 countries agree to phase out coal-fired power

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s Owen Paterson U-turn and Tory sleaze – MPs are expected to get another vote on suspending the Conservative MP Owen Paterson from parliament, after the PM made a U-turn and ditched immediate plans to overhaul the standards system following backlash"

Telegraph:

Newer Tory MPs furious at No 10 order to back Owen Paterson

Matt:

Gunpowder Plot - Wikipedia

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a week of explosive Tory sleaze – Parliament’s ethics watchdog has been urged to investigate Boris Johnson’s Downing Street finances after this week’s sleaze scandal, which saw the resignation of Owen Paterson after an attempt to block his suspension"

Telegraph:

Tory Owen Goal

Matt:

Lionel Blair, veteran dancer, actor and choreographer who became a television institution on Give Us a Clue – obituary

Independent:

After Elizabeth Thompson.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lot of scatological stuff about boris eh

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson as the sleazy old Duke of Pork – Chris Riddell on the government’s U-turn on the Commons’ standards committee"

Sunday Telegraph:

Brexit: EU warns of ‘serious consequences’ if UK invokes article 16

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Johnson will not declare Spanish holiday in MPs’ register, says No 10

Mail on Sunday:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
"The One Hundred Grand Old Duke of York" Riddell you fuckin wazzock

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
That's a heck of a comic from the Mail on Sunday. I know they've got a bit of a rep for being marginally less fash than their daily colleagues, but they're still the paper that publishes Mac. Speaking of, since that's not Mac, I'm not sure I know who "neath" is? The actual comic seems amateurish, even if the message is good.

EDIT: Of course, Michael Heath :doh:

Reveilled fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Nov 8, 2021

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Pilchenstein posted:

"The One Hundred Grand Old Duke of York" Riddell you fuckin wazzock

It was just hanging right there, wasn't it?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Tory sleaze crisis – Keir Starmer has accused the PM of ‘corrupt and contemptible’ behaviour for his handling of the Owen Paterson lobbying crisis, with Labour also calling for the resignation of Jacob Rees-Mogg as Commons leader"

Telegraph:

Universities have lost moral compass over Mosley donations, says Oxford don

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the Tory sleaze crisis – Sleaze allegations against the government have been thrust into the spotlight again after the PM tried to overhaul standards rules to spare Owen Paterson from suspension, which George Eustice dismissed as ‘storm in a teacup’"

Telegraph:

Government critics blocked from senior public roles, ex-Tory minister claims; Tory favourites blocked from BBC selection panel

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Rescuers free man trapped in Brecon Beacons cave for two days

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the return of Tory sleaze


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the claim Boris Johnson is leading the Tories ‘through the sewers’ – Keir Starmer accused the PM of attempting to ‘take down’ the standards watchdog as Downing Street resists investigation over his flat’s refurbishment"

Telegraph:

Cop26: world on track for disastrous heating of more than 2.4C, says key report

Matt:

‘Tens of thousands’ of NHS and care home staff could quit over Covid jabs

Independent:


Times:

Geoffrey Cox under pressure to quit over working from Caribbean

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our cash-hungry MPs

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson at Cop26 while claims of Tory sleaze roll on – The PM returns to Glasgow on Friday against a background of conflict-of-interest allegations against MPs such as Geoffrey Cox, while at Cop26, those hardest hit by the climate crisis are complaining of being overlooked"

Telegraph:

China’s top Cop26 delegate says it is taking ‘real action’ on climate targets

Matt:


Independent:

Geoffrey Cox accused of conflict of interest over Cayman Islands work

Times:

Keir Starmer did legal work on top of his job as MP, records show

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a nice little earner for MPs

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


A good joke by Paul, is he feeling ill?

And yes cartoonists, it's China alone dragging everyone else down. Well done. Great job.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that lady on the left looking through the winda has seen some poo poo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
her little dog's seen even more

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

That’s a fox scarf isn’t it? He thinks/wishes old ladies still wear fur scarves

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He does like an excuse to put a fox in the thing.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That’s a fox skin stole my friends, and full moral credit due to anyone who didn’t know this.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on England’s record waiting times for hospital treatment – Figures show numbers waiting to start routine hospital treatment in England are at a new record high of 5.8 million"

Telegraph:

Revealed: the luxury BVI villa Geoffrey Cox stayed in while working second job After Holman Hunt.

Matt:

Meghan admits aide gave biography authors information with her knowledge

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Second Cop26 draft text: Coal phaseout remains in but some language softened

Mail:

'Stop this now – NOBODY must speculate about how embarrassed Meghan is’

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on attempts to phase out fossil fuel subsidies at Cop26 – Scrapping coal power and inefficient subsidies for fossil fuels is key to slowing global heating"

Telegraph:

Prepare for Russian invasion of Ukraine, US warns European allies

Matt:

Pressure mounts on countries to strike Cop26 deal as talks pass deadline

Independent:

After Millais.

The i paper:

£6m in 16 years: Geoffrey Cox’s outside earnings while sitting as MP

Times:


Mail:

Prince Charles’s former aide quits as charity boss amid cash-for-honours claims

Stephen Collins:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oh that Sheikh of Wales and his vegan dogs.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"And the winner at Cop26 is… the fossil fuel industry – Has the goal of 1.5C gone up in flames?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Poll puts Labour ahead for first time in a year as Tory sleaze row bites

Matt:

MPs keep second job details secret – for years

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Aide’s exit seen as necessary step on Charles’s path to crown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson after Cop26 — Boris Johnson has admitted it was disappointing that China and India watered down the Cop26 climate agreement, but claimed there was actually little difference between ‘phasing out’ and ‘phasing down’ coal usage"

Telegraph:

Cop26 ends in climate agreement despite India watering down coal resolution

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Labour to force vote on banning MPs’ paid consultancy work; ‘I’ve never known it like this’ – the UK’s struggle to get the Christmas turkey to the table

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Shell moving the oil company’s HQ to Britain – The oil giant Shell has sparked a political tussle over the location of its headquarters after announcing it would relocate to London and lose ‘Royal Dutch’ from its name amid a corporate overhaul"

Telegraph:

COVID-19: UK 'unlikely to see catastrophic winter wave' that requires Christmas lockdown - SAGE adviser

Matt:

From turkey to festive fizz: how will shortages affect UK Christmas dinner?

Independent:

Alok Sharma ‘deeply frustrated’ by India and China over coal

Times:

UK and France reach agreement to ‘prevent 100% of Channel crossings’

Evening Standard:

Save Christmas: West End bosses in spending plea to Londoners

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our ailing monarch


David Squires:

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Thanks for reminding me that prince andrew is a sweaty nonce, mail

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the stench of sleaze hanging over No 10 – Boris Johnson has bowed to pressure to take tougher action against MPs with second jobs, as he sought to avoid haemorrhaging further public support in the wake of sleaze scandals that have engulfed the Tories in recent weeks"

Telegraph:

Lockdowns fuel ‘alarming’ rise in child obesity

Matt:

Azeem Rafiq tells MPs that ‘inhuman’ racist abuse cost him cricket career

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... racism in cricket

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson fighting sleaze — MPs have backed a move that could curb their ability to take other jobs, as Boris Johnson sought to neutralise criticism that he had been soft on backbenchers’ outside interests"

Telegraph:

Workers need 7pc pay rise to battle surging inflation and tax rises, warns IFS

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

The Great British Bake Off 2021: semi-final – as it happened

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... second jobs for MPs

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and rail travel in Britain – HS2 rail leg to Leeds scrapped, Grant Shapps confirms"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After The Rev. W. Awdry.

Evening Standard:

Hopes of Crossrail opening in early 2022 dashed

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the rail betrayal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on David Frost’s threats to trigger article 16 — The Brexit minister, Lord Frost, has said suspending parts of the Northern Ireland protocol by triggering article 16 of the agreement with the EU is still a ‘very real option’"

Telegraph:


Matt:

English cricket offers Azeem Rafiq apology and promises action on racism

Independent:

After JMW Turner.

The i paper:


Times:

Inflation surge and labour market boom may spur UK rate hike, warns economist

Mail:

Rise of the £100k GPs: Average wage for family doctors tops six figures despite struggle by patients for appointments

Stephen Collins:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
All the London journos wildly underestimating just how absolutely hated the eastern leg of HS2 was in the north by people who live here.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


learnincurve posted:

All the London journos wildly underestimating just how absolutely hated the eastern leg of HS2 was in the north by people who live here.

One northern person wildly overestimating how representative their village is.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson, a liar and a clown – Levelling up – parp, parp! Covid contracts – phut, phut!"

Sunday Telegraph:

Booster jabs to be added to England’s Covid pass for travel

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Priti Patel accused of ‘comprehensively failing’ to curb small boat crossings

Mail on Sunday:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

forkboy84 posted:

One northern person wildly overestimating how representative their village is.

Village as in everyone who lives alongside the M1?


They were going to demolish hundreds and hundreds of poor people's council flats in Chesterfield, Sheffield and Leeds because the M1 is already there and there is nowhere else for it to go.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Morland gets the coveted "gently caress off" today, well done. The problem with Patel is she's just too kind and pleasant on immigration, of course

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Priti Patel’s efforts on small boats in the Channel — Labour has accused Priti Patel of ‘comprehensively failing’ to curb the growing numbers of people crossing the Channel in small boats"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Another Covid Christmas: Britons urged to delay festive plans

Times:


Evening Standard:

UK minister refuses to rule out people having to sell homes to fund care

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s social care plan – A minister has been unable to guarantee that some people will not have to sell their homes to fund their own social care amid a backbench rebellion over plans to scale back a cap on costs"

Telegraph:

‘Embarrassing’: Boris Johnson criticised for rambling speech to CBI

Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson is not unwell and has not lost his grip, says No 10

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a right royal row


David Squires:

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