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Entropic posted:The thing people always forget when talking about suicide cords is that if you're using it as an adapter to plug in your xmas lights because you strung them up backwards... that means you now have an exposed hot male plug at the other end just hanging in your bushes somewhere. OSHA IV: exposed hot male plug just hanging in your bushes somewhere
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knuthgrush posted:OSHA IV: exposed hot male plug just hanging in your bushes somewhere Exposed HOT MALE PLUGS are WAITING for YOU!
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Nov 8, 2021 15:05
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Wistful of Dollars posted:those poor trucks Yeah once the brake cans are submerged it's just a matter of time before they rot. Especially in salt water.
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Groda posted:Thank you and gently caress everybody in the thread who didn't say this It's not our responsibility to prevent you from burning down your house with your christmas lights. So gently caress you too, buddy. Though do post pictures of your burnt down house with Griswold grade lighting.
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And he only got paid for those two hours instead of getting paid four days.
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You also put the fuse at the wrong end of the cord. The fuse is supposed to be at the male plug end.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:16
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And thank God for that. drat thing keeps blowing.
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:The truly weird/disassociating thing is reading about submarines on Wikipedia because the editors anthropomorphize the subs and refer to them as "she" while somehow removing/absolving the people involved. marine vessels are traditionally referred to using female pronouns for some stupid ancient reason, so that part at least isn't some insanity that wikipedia came up with
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Nov 8, 2021 18:49
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ahhhhhh, 'sbestos
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What's with the tiny sheets of drywall? Were they not 4x8 back in the day? (also this guy is a master at his craft and it's cool to watch)
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`Nemesis posted:marine vessels are traditionally referred to using female pronouns for some stupid ancient reason, so that part at least isn't some insanity that wikipedia came up with English used to have grammatical genders like other European languages, but between all the different language influences from neighbors alternately raiding, conquering, and trading, it became easier to drop grammatical gender and declension from everything but pronouns. And ships. Grammatical gender is still important for some other languages because otherwise it might be ambiguous if the dog is biting you or if you're biting the dog EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Nov 8, 2021 |
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Groda posted:Thank you and gently caress everybody in the thread who didn't say this That's why we've been calling them "Suicide Cords" this whole time.
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Bad Munki posted:gave it to him for half off 
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`Nemesis posted:marine vessels are traditionally referred to using female pronouns for some stupid ancient reason, so that part at least isn't some insanity that wikipedia came up with Yeah I totally get that but reading this passage and it sounds like it's an autonomous gundam: wikipedia posted:Seawolf sailed out of Surabaya on 15 February and began patrolling in the Java Sea-Lombok Strait area. On 19 February, she fired four torpedoes at two Japanese freighter-transports in the Badung Strait. Damage to one was not ascertained, but the other was reported last seen down by the stern and listing to starboard. (However, Sagami Maru had been damaged by USAAF air attack, not by Seawolf's torpedo.)
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Why are people sitting all the way on the other side of the stadium to watch this nonsense? I know the answer is not "safety"
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Scratch Monkey posted:Why are people sitting all the way on the other side of the stadium to watch this nonsense? I know the answer is not "safety" theres a drag strip in the background, they are there to watch some drag racing and the guy dynoing his exploding truck is just a sideshow
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Ror posted:that's the piss hole It's for pouring hot oil on enemies besieging the tower. I met some thread appropriate social media content, according to which a female textile worker died in Iran today when her compulsory hijab got caught in a spinning mill  https://www.instagram.com/p/CV-tKUEF_XM/
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Scratch Monkey posted:Why are people sitting all the way on the other side of the stadium to watch this nonsense? I know the answer is not "safety"
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I want to know why this dude has a pair of needlenose pliers in his pocket at all times. looks like a Leatherman-type tool. That's standard-issue redneck equipment. I'd be more surprised NOT to see some variation of it on the majority of guys there.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I want to know why this dude has a pair of needlenose pliers in his pocket at all times. You just outed yourself as not knowing what a Leatherman multi-tool is. https://www.amazon.com/LEATHERMAN-Wingman-Multitool-Stainless-Steel/dp/B005DI0XM4/ I carry one in my riding bag, and it gets used more than any other tool I carry. edit: beaten. Watch yourself, the knife is really, really loving sharp on these things.
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Nocheez posted:You just outed yourself as not knowing what a Leatherman multi-tool is. (hands in her nerd card) I do know what a Leatherman is, but I've never actually held one. (your double-entendre goes here.)
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Nov 8, 2021 21:18
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Speaks to what kind of event that is where you don't get checked for potential weapons.
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"No", says the power line.
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Mary Poppins visits Australia.
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Mary Electropoppins
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Am I missing it or did that umbrella get vaporized??
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Nov 8, 2021 22:41
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holtemon posted:Am I missing it or did that umbrella get vaporized?? The umbrella is no more. It has ceased to be. There are probably some little bits of metal here and there, anything flammable is long gone.
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Nov 8, 2021 22:42
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The greatest trick the umbrella ever pulled was convincing the world it did not exist. And like that, poof, it is gone.
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"I behold an umbrella in the light and watch it strike a power line. I watch it burn bright and curl, disappearing into nothingness, and the heat warms my face. Where has it gone? What has it become? I cannot shake the feeling that I have witnessed a form of transcendence." — Comissioner Pravin Lal, "The Convergence"
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Mr. Nice! posted:The umbrella is no more. It has ceased to be. Nah, it's only restin'
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Deteriorata posted:Nah, it's only restin' more like roastin'
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That’s my dream, and my nightmare. An umbrella crawling along the edge of a power line, and surviving.
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