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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Man gets eaten by piranhas after drowning in lake while escaping bee attack
:stare:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


When your number's up, it's up.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is the future cartoons warned us about.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
Piranhas are scavengers, so by the time you're at danger of being eaten by them you won't really mind.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Probably got bit a bit while gasping for dear life, his last thoughts could have been on a fish nibbling on his scrotum.
That's what I choose to believe.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

Probably got bit a bit while gasping for dear life, his last thoughts could have been on a fish nibbling on his scrotum.
That's what I choose to believe.

Back in prison the fresh fish were always expected to do this

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Oklahoma jail officers played ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat as a ‘torture tactic,’ federal lawsuit says

Communist Zombie
Nov 1, 2011

The General posted:

Your link gives me a 404 :(

But if it's the event I'm thinking of, some family donated their grandpas body to science. The organization who handles such bodies sold the body to an Oddities & Curiosities Show which sold tickets for $500 to view the autopsy and also poke at some internal organs. Also Grandpa died of Covid, though I am unsure of how transmittable that is after death.

IIRC its not just that, the body handler knew he died from covid which makes his body hazardous. So on top of ignoring the legal requirements for who to sell a body to they also ignored the even stricter rules on hazardous medical... waste? objects?

At the very least theyre getting shut down I imagine.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1458050281913126913?s=21

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene posted:


:siren::siren:BREAKING ARBY'S NEWS:siren::siren:

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I love how hip they are: "Arby's drops two new flavored vodkas!". Sheesh maybe it should be dropped onto the concrete. :cheers:

Seems like $20 of your favorite vodka and $40 of the various fries would be worth more?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Go put that in cursed.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/protoninspector/status/1457975264059838470?s=21

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


“Put your hand in the box” has a new meaning now

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Cacafuego posted:

“Put your hand in the box” has a new meaning now

Time for Lonely Island to shine

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Can you play as a sand worm?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the sandworm

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

If nothing else, I appreciate the use the of the David Lynch film aesthetics.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If nothing else, I appreciate the use the of the David Lynch film aesthetics.

Honestly I can't make it to completion if there's not an old guy repeatedly offering me khaww-fee

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pretty sure the later Dune books (the real ones, not the failson cashins) have a sexual DBZ battle.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My name is a jilling word

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Pretty sure the later Dune books (the real ones, not the failson cashins) have a sexual DBZ battle.

A man climbs a mountain so well a woman watching him has an orgasm.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Pretty sure the later Dune books (the real ones, not the failson cashins) have a sexual DBZ battle.


Skulk Hogan posted:

A man climbs a mountain so well a woman watching him has an orgasm.

drat that's less exciting, I was imagining them just powering up and screaming at each other's genitals.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Zil posted:

drat that's less exciting, I was imagining them just powering up and screaming at each other's genitals.

That’s the porn game of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and it actually is a terrible adaptation.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Does the game permit you to play any (sex of) human and get it on with any (sex of) human? Or must you be Harkonnen to get the oiled up boy on boy action? Or Bene Gesserits trying to move up in the order? :pervert: I suspect Guild members are frequently found doing the spice doughnuts.

Ahem, Weird News Headlines: Doing the spice doughnuts.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Reminder: Baron Harkonen is an unrepentant murderer and rapist and so are his troops, don't get all horned up on House Harkonen

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


How much beefswelling is in the game? This determines the authenticity.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Duncan Idaho needs a nerf

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!
This ain't Dune XXX

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Milo and POTUS posted:

Duncan Idaho needs a nerf

Stop spawning ghoulas and rushing me you tlilaxu noob!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Poon

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Giving someone your water now has multiple new meanings

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Pornithopter

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


Tei has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Nov 10, 2021

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


I wouldn't read too far into it. Literally, I wouldn't read the later books. Like some experimental music, it's fine for stoking the imagination, but not a very good experience. Feels... icky.

Did it because they were free. Wouldn't give you a nickel for the son's books.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
North Georgia Overtaken by Giant Spiders
Wait, let me read the article first ...

quote:

November 9, 2021

Giant, yellow spiders from East Asia have taken up residence in northern Georgia over the last few years, and scientists say they’re not going anywhere.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zil posted:

How many cocks do you have?
This is a highly improper question. Enrique, show this goon the door!
If it's any consolation, it's the Daily Express so odds are this was completely made up.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

GWBBQ posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
North Georgia Overtaken by Giant Spiders
Wait, let me read the article first ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How are they surviving? EG, what are they eating? Let's import their natural predators! (That always works)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

How are they surviving? EG, what are they eating? Let's import their natural predators! (That always works)

Birds, Cats, Dogs, Old Ladies

In that order

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well I didn't really feel like visiting Georgia again anyway, if I'm being honest

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Florida's already overrun with giant orb weavers from Asia, I would assume these are the same species and they'll eventually spread all over the south. Wherever it's warm and humid enough.

Have fun with all that.

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