Memento posted:

50 drunkest counties in the USA

Wisconsin really not doing anything to dispel stereotypes.

Platystemon posted:

What kind of monster arranged the colors like that?

Foxfire_ posted:

They were drunk at the time

AlbieQuirky posted:

That’s the porn game of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and it actually is a terrible adaptation.

Paladinus posted:

Objectively, this is the best sex music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7j3OvjSR8

Collateral Damage posted:

It's not premature ejaculation, it's a speed running tactic.

Kitfox88 posted:

Disqualification for using tool assistance via prostate massager

Dameius posted:

Just going for any% fewest steps pumps WR.

honda whisperer posted:

Oh I'm ready for the soaking isn't a half thrust debate.

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I'm ready for the glut of dead lowtax posts

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I'm ready for the glut of dead lowtax posts

prahanormal posted:

If you're one of his daughters reading this in the future I'm sorry your dad sucked but its very funny he got driven off his own website then died.

S.D. posted:

Kazinsal posted:

the traction this has gotten across twitter has resulted in me having to explain who Lowtax was to my mother

ultrafilter posted:

the yeti posted:

Ding dong the Rich is dead

Marcade posted:

I find out so many people died via PYF

fartknocker posted:

In the tradition of this thread:

My Lovely Horse posted:

Huh, wow

Imagine if things hadn't blown up like they did and we might be scrambling like headless chickens now trying to sort out the hosting and poo poo until the place got shut down without notice because no one was able to

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Yeah we really dodged a bullet
Unlike Lowtax

Lamprotornis posted:

At least they won't have to change the front page article if he's cremated.

Gasmask posted:

Hello, I'm Fragmaster!
You might remember me from such SA funerals as "Vile Rat, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "ZerglingMinor: Today We Mourn A Goon."

tuo posted:

You know what I get asked all the time? If bees sting me. Because I can only assume it's what people fear the most from bees, and that is totally okay and I understand it.

I then tell them that I get stung regularly. Sometimes you have to tend a hive when the weather is absolutely not right, sometimes a bee gets caught in your hair and stings in panic, sometimes the princess meets the wrong drones, resulting in a pretty hostile hive. But I mostly get stings because I refuse to select my queens for beeing calm. I want their offspring to be able to defend themselves from bad creatures. I just can't get behind the concept of breeding bees to be calm because the beekeeper can't be arsed to wear protective clothing. There are methods and bee hive boxes that are "closer" to nature that make bees calmer, I witnessed this many times. But you still rip open a hive if you have to inspect them, and I want my bees to be angry at me when I do this. I also adapted a pretty new way of handling my hives this year which I thought would totally fail but at the moment seems okay, but I'll post about that somewhere after the winter.

Whenever I get stung, the first thing I do is trying to get the bee out of my skin before it rips itself apart, because she'd be dying in the process (the bees don't know they'll die when they sting something with skin like humans, that's why they panic twice like "gently caress, gently caress, I can't get away, I'm stuck and it's tearing me apart when I try to fly off but my wings are so strong", like bees don't die of they sting other bees, wasps, snails etc. ,They are basically in for the same surprise as the people getting stung, only their chance of dying is pretty high. I sometimes (not often, tbh) managed to remove a stinging bee with her stinging aparatus still intact, and put her next to the hive I suppose she came from (I also bugger out then because bees basically mark you with scents and poo poo like "here, I started killing this big bad thing, help me and kill it with me")

What I'm trying to say is: Lowtax, I hope you get never stung by a single bee that is under my care. Not a single one is worthy to die for you, you terrible rear end in a top hat. This forum had so many cool and good people, threads and whatever.

Lowtax, if a single bee of mine would sting you, it would be a wasted life of an insect that forms a colony that creates and looses 2000 bees a day.

This is my meltdown, and I stand by it. gently caress you, Lowtax.

GrimGypsy posted:

thread went from funny jokes to returning goons getting upset at the jokes to intense furry/monstergirl debate to qcs handwringing in just 150 pages, and now nothing is funny or satisfying and the whole thing just feels annoying. truly a fitting memorial to richad

Hungry Computer posted:

RIP Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgcY81dlao

Powered Descent posted:

Gofundme for LadyAmbien and the girls: https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-a-friend-in-hiding
Donation thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984523.

Outrail posted:

+1 poster finding out the taxman is dead in the funny forums quote thread.

Lain Iwakura posted:

i hope lowtax took good care of his passwords in his will

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Breetai posted:

Can't quote it directly or attribute it because I only briefly saw it in a Facebook post and I can't trawl the entire fast moving thread on my phone, but:

"RIP lowtax, if only you married your alcoholism you might've beaten it."

Breetai posted:

Can't quote it directly or attribute it because I only briefly saw it in a Facebook post and I can't trawl the entire fast moving thread on my phone, but:

"RIP lowtax, if only you married your alcoholism you might've beaten it."

Breetai posted:

Can't quote it directly or attribute it because I only briefly saw it in a Facebook post and I can't trawl the entire fast moving thread on my phone, but:

"RIP lowtax, if only you married your alcoholism you might've beaten it."

Breetai posted:

Can't quote it directly or attribute it because I only briefly saw it in a Facebook post and I can't trawl the entire fast moving thread on my phone, but:

"RIP lowtax, if only you married your alcoholism you might've beaten it."

Empty Sandwich posted:

nickoftherewind1985 posted:

I posted this on my site..I personally know that it is people from this site using our forum.....I have trackes all IPs

I've re-opened registrations.

Lets hope that the individual"s concerned has the good sense not to push it any more. Let he be in any doubt of the seriousness that law enforcement take these kinds of thing he should read:

This page

And read about

The Internet Crime Complaint Center

My thanks to the helpful folks at the FBI who are tasked with dealing with internet harrassment (yes, its a federal crime)... They're often portrayed badly in movies, but it seems that in reality the FBI are competent, hard working and extremely willing to help.

Its sad that such a pathetic individual"s should be the cause of having to speak to the FBI, and I was very nervous about calling them with such a trivial thing, but they were concerned, courteous and very helpful

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