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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



learnincurve posted:

I have been told to post this crime upon Italy my daughter brought home.





When I served it up, the half baked gingerbread men decapitated themselves.

This does not seem like the most humane method of execution

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Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

learnincurve posted:

I have been told to post this crime upon Italy my daughter brought home.





When I served it up, the half baked gingerbread men decapitated themselves.

If there's one thing ive learned from this thread it is that the cum layer goes on the top, not the bottom.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
What's the grease

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Toffee

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I guess that's not the worst substance in context

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


ChairmanMauzer posted:

The crushed Doritos were what made that taco pizza revolting to me.

I don't really like crunchy things so i normally wipe them off. The whole thing however made is probably a hit or miss for some people, but whatever. I always hated 'taco in a bag' where like taco stuff is put into a small dorito bag.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Here's a classic that I haven't thought about in a while... The flatbread discussion reminded me of it's existence.

https://mobile.twitter.com/scottwalker/status/1147621772365357056

That's almost as bad as what he's done to my state.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I haven't even fully settled on whether Chicago style pizza is technically pizza, but that should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

I haven't even fully settled on whether Chicago style pizza is technically pizza, but that should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

Its not even chicago style, thats the worst part of this whole sick thing

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel



I love Mexicans.... pizza.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Use the tabasco bottle to break the taco shell sides into bits.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


If you can hear it sloshing, it’s Chicago style.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A good Chicago style pizza should be so calorie rich and dense that it leaves you feeling like its ok that you've begun to hallucinate that the sun is a liberal lie and that there has never been a season called summer.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Captain Hygiene posted:

I haven't even fully settled on whether Chicago style pizza is technically pizza

Well, of course it isn't, because it's a quiche.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Does it charge by heat?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol that's a $1200 watch

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I think I’ve finally found my version of hating pineapple on pizza and it’s walnuts.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Huh, I always thought a watched pizza never baked

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Captain Hygiene posted:

Huh, I always thought a watched pizza never baked

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Fartington Butts posted:

I think I’ve finally found my version of hating pineapple on pizza and it’s walnuts.

I would agree, but I think those are pecans and depending what else is on the pizza, I dunno.

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Fartington Butts posted:

I think I’ve finally found my version of hating pineapple on pizza and it’s walnuts.

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/990397922931085312

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/10/business/media/pizzagate.html

Just sayin'

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Nov 13, 2021

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

Not super crazy, but this warmed over Red Baron was what they called "Chicago Style Pizza" in Inverness, Scotland.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Steve Vader posted:

Not super crazy, but this warmed over Red Baron was what they called "Chicago Style Pizza" in Inverness, Scotland.



That is not Chicago style pizza. That looks like 90% of the frozen pizzas you'll get at a grocery store.

Then again there are more types than just deep dish; which I haven't had in years but I do enjoy.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Steve Vader posted:

Not super crazy, but this warmed over Red Baron was what they called "Chicago Style Pizza" in Inverness, Scotland.



Is Scottish pizza deep fried?

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
A Pizza Safari of the countries of the world via Google Maps

Afghanistan:

Afghan pizza is by and large, pretty much what we'd expect. They understand pizza. Except whoever took this picture of a pizza covered in ketchup (???), though that could be chili sauce



Albania:

Lovin' the whole unpitted olives with...brisket?



Apparently this is "sausage and tuna" and to be avoided



Someone does seem to "love" pizza



Algeria



Whole olives again. Unmelted cheese and uncooked toppings?



A taste of Brazil!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Look, sometimes you just want your pizza to have unpitted green olives, not too many of them but they should be only semi-randomly placed

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Captain Hygiene posted:

Look, sometimes you just want your pizza to have unpitted green olives, not too many of them but they should be only semi-randomly placed

Andorra



They understand that here

TorakFade
Oct 3, 2006

I strongly disapprove


Futanari Damacy posted:

I would agree, but I think those are pecans and depending what else is on the pizza, I dunno.

They are pecans, indeed! That pizza has 4 locally sourced gourmet cheeses, pear slices, honey and pecan nuts. Definitely non-standard taste but I enjoyed it :)

Sadly yeah it's objectively a terrible pizza, please keep in mind my objectively terrible country basically doesn't have any Pizza Hut or Domino, and we don't even call salami slices "pepperoni" because we use that word for bell peppers, so we are clearly unwise in the ways of proper god-fearing pizza :smith:

My companions that evening got:

Pizza with buffalo mozzarella, liver sausage, pumpkin cream, friarielli and dried sweet peppers


Pizza with fiordilatte mozzarella, tomato sauce, small Pachino tomatoes, prosciutto crudo di Parma, rocket, grated Grana Padano cheese and a whole small burrata in the middle



Big Beef City posted:

lol that's a $1200 watch

We should actually focus on that to gauge my mental sanity, and it's not looking great I guess :smith:

TorakFade fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Nov 13, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Those are bread bowls with garbage in them

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Look, sometimes you just want your pizza to have unpitted green olives, not too many of them but they should be only semi-randomly placed

but those are pitted; that's what the X mark on the bottoms are from

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

TheSwizzler posted:



A taste of Brazil!

I think earthworms might be my new least favorite pizza topping.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
in my country is traditional to have the unpitted olives. you spit pits on floor to show appreciation for a fine meal! they never clean them. that's how you know! many thousands of pits on the floor of the best pizza spot in Upper Baboonsasshole! watch your step though.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

Those are bread bowls with garbage in them

you have a weird definition of garbage

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Too bad you can't grow olive trees from pits

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


TheSwizzler posted:




A taste of Brazil!

I went to look for more seafood pizza from anywhere, I wasn't disappointed:

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

its all nice on rice posted:

Is Scottish pizza deep fried?

Unfortunately can confirm. From the same kind of popularity as deep fried chocolate bars etc in that you may find the rare takeaway doing it.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Duct Tape Engineer posted:

but those are pitted; that's what the X mark on the bottoms are from

You don’t know if something is pitted until you see the hand sign and hear the “cha-pah!”

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

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