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Grape posted:What kind of cockamamie beep boop logic is "someone reacted very differently than they thought they would on finding out some major news, therefore they were lying about their feelings". I think this thread has broken many goons brains
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The Lone Badger posted:Some of the old flags still work. If you put a + in front of a search term it will (mostly) only return results that include that exact term.
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Nov 12, 2021 01:33
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Mx. posted:AITA for lashing out at my husband for suggesting I stop buying formula instead of cancelling his streaming services to save money? mod posted:You read the post. You get that itch. "I must call the husband a 'man-child/baby' or some other insult! OP needs to see this masterpiece of an insult!" Only, you find that the comment gets removed and you're banned for violating rule 1. It's not worth it. BORING!!! Stupid mods.
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Nov 12, 2021 02:01
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Uncivil would be calling him a worthless lazy piece of poo poo. Man child is civil
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Nov 12, 2021 02:08
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“Fakeup” He’s just so witty 
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Nov 12, 2021 02:10
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My neighbor is randomly accusing me of having an affair with her husband…I feel like I’m going to have to move.quote:Hi everyone! I’m 25f. I just bought my own house in a cute little neighborhood. I’m single but I have two cats that keep my social life pretty fulfilling. r/relationships: I'm more friendly with an elderly woman and I'm not sleeping with her either
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Nov 12, 2021 02:21
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Sleep with the old lady as an alibi.
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Nov 12, 2021 02:27
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That's some really dangerous behavior lmao
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Nov 12, 2021 02:36
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start openly hitting on the wife until she backs off
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Nov 12, 2021 03:00
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Mx. posted:AITA for lashing out at my husband for suggesting I stop buying formula instead of cancelling his streaming services to save money?
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Nov 12, 2021 03:14
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Mx. posted:AITA for lashing out at my husband for suggesting I stop buying formula instead of cancelling his streaming services to save money? How on earth does he have time to watch multiple streaming services as sahp to two little kids? Absolutely throw him out with the garbage.
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Nov 12, 2021 03:16
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ad090 posted:WIBTA: Hired with a fired coworker Wow, that coworker sounds like a real villain. OP should definitely go out of their way to ruin that person's life.
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Nov 12, 2021 03:54
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Mx. posted:AITA for lashing out at my husband for suggesting I stop buying formula instead of cancelling his streaming services to save money? throw the whole man out for being unemployed and not crafty enough to throw on his pirate hat to watch his precious shows tbh the childcare provided by a sahp might be financially nice but jesus christ
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Nov 12, 2021 03:59
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hallo spacedog posted:How on earth does he have time to watch multiple streaming services as sahp to two little kids? Absolutely throw him out with the garbage. Because he does none of the housework.
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Nov 12, 2021 04:02
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comforthawk posted:throw the whole man out for being unemployed and not crafty enough to throw on his pirate hat to watch his precious shows tbh for reals, pirating shows is so easy these days AITA for letting my cat sit in the roasting pan quote:Throwaway account. I bought a new roasting pan yesterday. Got it home, took it out of the box and left it on the table. Come back in the room two minutes later and, no surprise, one of my cats is happily sitting in it looking at me with big eyes like "for me??" 
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Nov 12, 2021 04:03
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Mx. posted:for reals, pirating shows is so easy these days Oh honey, it wouldn't fit in the pot if I didn't cut the ends off.
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Nov 12, 2021 04:05
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hallo spacedog posted:How on earth does he have time to watch multiple streaming services as sahp to two little kids? Absolutely throw him out with the garbage. Megillah Gorilla posted:Because he does none of the housework.
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Nov 12, 2021 04:10
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MagusofStars posted:His "parenting" also probably stops the exact moment she walks through the door after work. Oh thank God, they've been impossible! Also they haven't napped, I couldn't get them to eat, and I don't think they've gone potty since you left. Anyhow I gotta take some me time!
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Nov 12, 2021 04:19
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hallo spacedog posted:How on earth does he have time to watch multiple streaming services as sahp to two little kids? Absolutely throw him out with the garbage. Childcare for an infant and toddler is crazy expensive though. Depending on where you live that could easily be thousands per month. She's getting this garbage man for $80 + whatever it costs to feed him. Cheaper to keep him.
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Nov 12, 2021 04:21
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Facebook Aunt posted:Childcare for an infant and toddler is crazy expensive though. Depending on where you live that could easily be thousands per month. She's getting this garbage man for $80 + whatever it costs to feed him. Lmao
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Nov 12, 2021 04:26
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Solenna posted:Also going to roll my eyes forever at "fakeup" HOW CLEVER. She should cancel everything. Isn’t fakeup one of those words that the MRA crowd trots out to underscore what lying, scheming bitches them wimminfolk are?
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Nov 12, 2021 04:35
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AITA for sitting in the front seat with my friend and telling his gf to sit in the back?quote:We were heading somewhere with my friend and his gf and I called shotgun and runned in front of her and took the passenger front seat. My friend said we're not doing shot guns and the front seat only goes to his gf or his grandma when either of them is present and that even his mom gives up the front seat out of respect for the gf and their relationship.
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Nov 12, 2021 05:41
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sitting in the front seat with my friend and telling his gf to sit in the back? Everyone in this dumb story better be 17 at max
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Nov 12, 2021 05:50
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Khanstant posted:If he doesn't use it and lets it expire that's super rear end in a top hat and weird. I feel like it'd be way easy to spend 900 bucks at the grocery store, probably get the ripoff mustard that's more than a dollar and poo poo like that and itll be 900 before you know it. It's a little weird. If I won $1000 at the store but didn't need/want that much stuff, I'd probably give the card to a women's shelter or sell it on eBay or something, but the guy telling his friend how he ought to spend his money is also being kind of an rear end in a top hat. Beachcomber posted:She certainly was hysterical. Flared Basic Bitch posted:Isn’t fakeup one of those words that the MRA crowd trots out to underscore what lying, scheming bitches them wimminfolk are? Yep! OP should take out life insurance on her chud husband and axe murder him, or at the very least, poison his tendies small ghost posted:This has already been removed but the OPs post history reveals that the 60yr old fiancee is also the OPs ex step parent so errr, yeah, about that... Johnny Truant posted:How the gently caress is this not an open and shut case Thundercloud posted:I knew someone who's friend didn't know they were pregnant until they gave birth, had a period the whole time, had an ultrasound because they were putting on weight that didn't spot the baby, and they are a midwife as well. They've got two uteruses because nature decided they needed spare parts in there. But massively professionally embarassing. Even if I were the type to use a midwife, I would not use a midwife who didn't notice she was pregnant. Pondex posted:Is there a shorter name for letting your fetishes turn you into a complete shithead? It seems to happen pretty often. cumshitter posted:I [18m] had a Friends with Benefits arrangement with a friend [39f] of my mother's, I feel bad because she is also messing with other guys in front of me. AITA for gatekeeping peyote? quote:Some background: Peyote is a cactus that is a psychedelic found in Texas, Arizona, and parts of Mexico. Native Americans use it in religious ceremonies. It is very hard to find due to its rise in popularity.
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Nov 12, 2021 06:05
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"Illegal for white people" would be a loving great way to market a drug tbh.
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Nov 12, 2021 06:22
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peyote dude is right, and getting called an rear end in a top hat on facebook probably means whatever you're saying is correct tbh shrooms are the better choice for a beginner, peyote (which is just mescaline really) is hard to get and kind of heavy. shrooms are much easier to get and grow everywhere. also it is schedule 1 with an exception for some native american groups. i'm not normally one to get all mad about cultural appropriation but wanting to do peyote specifically for a first timer is suspicious
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Nov 12, 2021 06:55
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Peyote takes a long time to grow, on the other hand san pedro cactus doesn't. Mescaline sounds like a terrible first time psychedelic for only the fact that no matter what you're going to puke
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Nov 12, 2021 06:58
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ad090 posted:WIBTA: Hired with a fired coworker wow imagine loving the taste of assholes or bootleather so much that you post this. making below minimum wage at a restaurant, desperately crab bucketing their way through life, makes me sad
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Nov 12, 2021 07:00
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Sometimes I wish I was the sort of person who knew where to acquire different hallucinogens instead of the kind of person who didn't drink until they were well out of college.
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Beachcomber posted:Sometimes I wish I was the sort of person who knew where to acquire different hallucinogens instead of the kind of person who didn't drink until they were well out of college. What if I told you those can often be the exact same, sanctimonious gently caress of a person
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Nov 12, 2021 07:22
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Barudak posted:What if I told you those can often be the exact same, sanctimonious gently caress of a person Sorry, not trying to be sanctimonious, just wish I'd lived more instead of being a goody two shoes.
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Beachcomber posted:Sorry, not trying to be sanctimonious, just wish I'd lived more instead of being a goody two shoes. Oh no, no, I mean I knew people who were deeply into hallucinogens and talked down on people who drank alcohol for poisoning themselves and having no moral fiber. Imagine the "I don't even own a TV" of the drug world.
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Nov 12, 2021 10:50
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Beachcomber posted:Sometimes I wish I was the sort of person who knew where to acquire different hallucinogens instead of the kind of person who didn't drink until they were well out of college. man you should have been partying in the '90s, that poo poo was everywhere. any hallucinogen you can name, i probably spent a weekend on it. good times, good times
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Nov 12, 2021 10:57
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Mx. posted:
I mean clearly the only possible solution here is to concede to their demands, cook the turkey in the catpan anyway, then inform them of this fact halfway through dessert
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Nov 12, 2021 11:14
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Because he does none of the housework. I'm sah with a 6 month old right now and I do as much housework as I can which ends up being not very much because I have found she literally takes up my entire day just interacting with her so I'm just thinking this guy doesn't pay any attention to them, housework aside.
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hallo spacedog posted:I'm sah with a 6 month old right now and I do as much housework as I can which ends up being not very much because I have found she literally takes up my entire day just interacting with her so I'm just thinking this guy doesn't pay any attention to them, housework aside. ‘The SAHD is lazy and doesn’t actually care for his kids’ seems like a horrible take - plenty of families with one parent at home doing childcare split household chores equally because they view it as equal to a full time job. The one salient fact - how much take home the family actually work with each month - was deliberately omitted by the OP of that thread. Just weird that a thread that usually doesn’t go in for that kind of poo poo jumped to it.
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AITA for kicking my little brother out over a prank?quote:Me (25F) and my Husband "Marcus" (28M) have beautiful 2 month old daughter. Background: About a year ago, my little brother "Jacob" (17M) came to stay with Marcus and I. My Mom said that she and Jacob were constantly fighting, so Jacob asked if he could stay with us until he goes off to College. I was a bit hesitant at first, but Jacob is my brother and I wanted to help him out.
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Nov 12, 2021 12:44
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Mx. posted:AITA for kicking my little brother out over a prank? I would not have called his mom to pick him up when I kicked him out. Figure your own life out you poo poo.
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Nov 12, 2021 12:56
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Mx. posted:AITA for kicking my little brother out over a prank? Holy gently caress. Okay. Uh, this kid needs to be told that "prank culture" has actual consequences, so yes, he can go.
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Apologies if this has already been posted (though I doubt it has) but the BBC had an article a few days ago and I thought this thread might get a kick out of it. The parents who track their children https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20211105-the-parents-who-track-their-children quote:like 32 million people around the world, Spector and her whole family have Life360 installed on their phones. The app keeps constant tabs on the whereabouts of her three children, letting her know when they’re on the move, when they’re safely home, if they’re somewhere they shouldn’t be and a whole host of other data. “They got to school, ding. They got home, ding,” says Spector quote:While Life360 dominates the family tracking market – it’s currently the sixth most downloaded social media app on the iOS App store in both the UK and US – there is a vast array of software available, all offering parents varying degrees of monitoring. quote:On the more extreme end of the market, apps like FindMyKids allow a parent to remotely activate the microphone on their child’s phone and even record audio, while TeenSafe boasts a “stealth mode” which, says the company, means the child will “never find out that their parents are tracking them”. And then, in what seems like an almost inevitable shout-out to reddit quote:One recent post in the Insane Parents subreddit read: “My mom saw my location was turned off in Life360 and threatened to turn off my phone and also told me that I can’t drive the car anymore… Oh did I also mention that I’m 20 years old???” Another in the Life360 subreddit, where users swap tips on how to evade monitoring, said they were 19, but their mum paid for their phone so was making them download the app. “I'm literally home all the time unless I'm at class, which she drives me to and from. Why does she feel the need to track my location when I'm only ever at two places?” The post in question features this screenshot  At least Spector isn't that bad and is also somewhat self-aware quote:Spector is proud her family has the kind of “open dialogue” recommended by Bombusa, so she's never had to “police” her children's activities. But she admits it would be very hard to give up those regular dings from Life360, and the peace of mind she feels from being able to see where her children are. “I don’t think addicted is an inaccurate word, because I think about not having it and I feel it makes me feel stressed,” she says. Anyway I just thought you guys might be interested. If anything, now we have some other App names to search for on our favourite subreddit sources!
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