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CGI Stardust posted:going doorknocking for Labour in the 2019 election (lol) was a delightfully eye-opening exercise in finding out just how many of the general populace would spout Mail-esque headlines about how Jomny Crobbins was an IRA-loving terrorist and a wrong 'un Yup. Bonus points when the MP you're campaigning for merrily comes out with the same poo poo I left shortly afterwards
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it really was completely insane https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1459132604750475268?s=20
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lmao https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1459154964429824001?s=20
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https://twitter.com/davies_will/status/1458802243189317634 totally normal
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Dravs posted:That reminds me of the funny poop stories thread, strangely fitting for cspam. I appreciate that there's more than one photoshoot where he's flattened kids whe playing sports
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covid wasn't developed in wuhan or fort detrick, it was made by #FBPE freaks in london
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Jose posted:it really was completely insane the media loving loves "criticized" "faces criticism." journalists have the easiest job on this dumb planet.
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WW1 was a tragedy of the elites murdering millions of poor people for literally no reason at all, if you want to memorialize that clusterfuck of idiocy you should be talking about rich people. Pretending anyone died for good reasons in that war is just blatant bullshit I guess most places work around that by lumping the wars together but still
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In a stodgy pre-war reactionary culture, WWI was so senseless that it single handedly ended monarchs having any direct power in europe and started a communist revolution in the most conservative empire in the world at that time
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Jose posted:it really was completely insane it shouldn’t, but it always astonishes me how much the media hates him
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Feldegast42 posted:In a stodgy pre-war reactionary culture, WWI was so senseless that it single handedly ended monarchs having any direct power in europe and started a communist revolution in the most conservative empire in the world at that time POPPIES!! ARE LADS
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Biplane posted:POPPIES!! ARE LADS If "poppies" is just a way to refer to lads, I can understand those who bum the poppy a lot better.
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as a notorious commoner they have to check she's not thieving the silverware
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Rustybear posted:as a notorious commoner they have to check she's not thieving the silverware Tbf if they let me wander around Buckingham I'd rob anything that looked vaguely valuable. Walking out the front door leaving a trail of silver spoons and 19th Century snuff boxes sliding out of my pant legs behind me.
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Rustybear posted:as a notorious commoner they have to check she's not thieving the silverware
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Real weird how Meghan got the gently caress out of dodge, baffling.
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Jose posted:it really was completely insane A personal favourite: 
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he's 100% correct on all three things 
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Absolutely. Also just remembered the time Boris de Falafel Johnson turned up at The Cenotaph still-drunk on Remembrance Sunday morning and laid his wreath upside-down. Then the BBC accidentally searched for archive footage from a previous ceremony and accidentally replaced his cock-up with footage of him laying the wreath correctly from the year before.
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RandolphCarter posted:it shouldn’t, but it always astonishes me how much the rich people who own the media hates him
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when you see them flailing about trying to choose one of their own you forget how powerful class solidarity is
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Absolutely. worth noting that it probably wasn't an accident, even though they tried to assure us that it was an easy mistake for as long as they could https://twitter.com/MikeReigns4/status/1459163525855731716
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just lmao at this headline hmm let's look at the data shall we  "remaining steady" yeah that's one way of putting it
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:A personal favourite: is there some reason you shouldn't be able to have a beard if you work on a train? what on earth
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Jazerus posted:is there some reason you shouldn't be able to have a beard if you work on a train? what on earth do underground trains have a SCBA or something for emergencies? thats the only thing I can think of where a beard would be relevant.
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hobbesmaster posted:do underground trains have a SCBA or something for emergencies? thats the only thing I can think of where a beard would be relevant. At some point in the last 150 years a royal was on a train and saw a man with a terrible beard, and so it was decreed no beards for train men, probably.
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gonadic io posted:just lmao at this headline It sort of is. We learned early in the pandemic that the gradient matters more than the numbers - rises are scary, but straight lines tend to fall in reasonably short order. If the virus isn't spreading, it ends up retreating.
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Darth Walrus posted:It sort of is. We learned early in the pandemic that the gradient matters more than the numbers - rises are scary, but straight lines tend to fall in reasonably short order. If the virus isn't spreading, it ends up retreating. What? Are we looking at the same graph? I'm looking at one where new cases per day have remained consistently high in the UK for months, and not "retreating".
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When the line has a slope of 1 it will go down in the future, don't you know this? This is what is known as magic time, it's the first chapter in the science books 
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the papers have all decided its time for Boris to go lol
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god gently caress cummings and his blog. also I really need to finish my "hedge against the bad future" bet and put £100 on priti being next pm e: badder
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My brain says rishi but my gut is telling me it'll be like George eustice. Just a complete loving grey nonentity with no thoughts or views who can be told what to do
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the papers want sunak almost certainly but they don't control the insane tory membership
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Jose posted:the papers want sunak almost certainly but they don't control the insane tory membership Both the papers and the insane Tory membership are fond of Gove, god help us all.
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Jose posted:the papers have all decided its time for Boris to go lol What are the stories showing this?
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Captain Splendid posted:What are the stories showing this? https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1459286352281939976?s=20
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Darth Walrus posted:Both the papers and the insane Tory membership are fond of Gove, god help us all. Gove's first act as PM will be to declare that the sky is broken. He will inspire us to dig our way to a safer, stronger, subterranean Britain. Murderion has issued a correction as of 15:03 on Nov 13, 2021 |
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