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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

half cocaine posted:

so how much glue do i have to sniff to crave the socialist paradise of the dprk

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Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

half cocaine posted:

so how much glue do i have to sniff to crave the socialist paradise of the dprk

Oh okay you're doing a bit as a dipshit cool

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
DPRK is an incredibly poor country and has a run of the mill authoritarian govt yet the most powerful propaganda organ on earth would say THEY'RE INSANE THEY'RE loving CRAZY THEY WANT TO NUKE US hmmmmm what do you do

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Jetto Jagga posted:

DPRK is an incredibly poor country and has a run of the mill authoritarian govt yet the most powerful propaganda organ on earth would say THEY'RE INSANE THEY'RE loving CRAZY THEY WANT TO NUKE US hmmmmm what do you do

thats the only reason i support them, are you telling me they dont mean it?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jetto Jagga posted:

DPRK is an incredibly poor country and has a run of the mill authoritarian govt yet the most powerful propaganda organ on earth would say THEY'RE INSANE THEY'RE loving CRAZY THEY WANT TO NUKE US hmmmmm what do you do

to be fair they do want to nuke the USA. but thats is not an insane thing to want, its perfectly rational

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Judakel posted:

thats the only reason i support them, are you telling me they dont mean it?

Well yeah but it's self defense

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

half cocaine posted:

so how much glue do i have to sniff to crave the socialist paradise of the dprk

Normal, human response to people remembering that time the US bombed every square inch of a country in an attempt to kill every living thing inside it.

"If that's bad why are they so poor and weird?!"

loving lunatic poo poo lmao

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
KSA cuts your loving hands off for the crime of gay sorcery and they're our number 2 ally in the middle east but sure we give a poo poo about human rights above the 38th parallel

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Living in North Korea would suck because the whole country burned down in the Korean War and never got rebuilt, so it's one of the poorest countries in the world. Being completely closed off to trade doesn't help. The country has serious problems, but it's not like they're just oppressing the people for fun, and they're not willing to demilitarize considering what the US did to them in the war.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

DiscountDildos posted:

Normal, human response to people remembering that time the US bombed every square inch of a country in an attempt to kill every living thing inside it.

"If that's bad why are they so poor and weird?!"

loving lunatic poo poo lmao

Wow they're so paranoid just because we've constantly tried to destroy them!

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

for a developing country they are one of the most advanced, and people going hungry hasn't been a problem for decades. there is no private property, full workplace democracy, housing and healthcare are guaranteed.

hot witch divorcee
Jan 4, 2021

is that a tower in your pants or are you just happy to see me
whats not to like about the dprk they're a poor country that has been impoverished and survived multiple and ongoing genocide attempts against them by the most powerful organization to ever exist on planet earth that has accesses to unlimited resources to become the eternal boogeyman of the same while building arguably the most gorgeous city on the planet, cultivating a happy citizenship that overall leads an idyllic life, and managing to feed all of them despite having very little arable land and not being able to trade with almost anyone

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

its also literally more democratic than the US

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Chamale posted:

Living in North Korea would suck because the whole country burned down in the Korean War and never got rebuilt, so it's one of the poorest countries in the world. Being completely closed off to trade doesn't help. The country has serious problems, but it's not like they're just oppressing the people for fun, and they're not willing to demilitarize considering what the US did to them in the war.

and despite of it all they have an advanced nuclear self defense program that, if you believe the western media that also tells you they're authoritarian psychos, could level Los Angeles without warning? goddamn they own

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

half cocaine posted:

lmao what the gently caress is this thread

Ok that massive doomsdayecon derail was worth this.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

what, gaza?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Check out Google Earth some time. It will blow your loving mind!

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

levamisole-cut cocaine, I gotta say that if you are going to do the same bit in a second round in another thread, you gotta step up your game. I did lol with your comrade balenciaga throw but it seems like it was a rookie's lucky night

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

Yeah Angola's pretty hosed up

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
We're literally still an apartheid state and simps will say poo poo like this

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
maybe he means guantanamo bay

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

alright alright. post the coords here. lets see those sat photos :mmmsmug:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

are you stupid? of course satellites can see things from space. they're satellites! that's the whole point!

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

lol even the state department "estimates" has them locking up as many people per capita as the US

hot witch divorcee
Jan 4, 2021

is that a tower in your pants or are you just happy to see me

my bony fealty posted:

and despite of it all they have an advanced nuclear self defense program that, if you believe the western media that also tells you they're authoritarian psychos, could level Los Angeles without warning? goddamn they own

Stockwell
Mar 29, 2005
Ask me about personal watercraft.
no no you see they have "prison camps" which are bad while the US has "detention facilities" which are good it's completely different, furthermore

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
DPRK prison camps are a special kind of hell tho

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
What I love is that every prisoner in an Enemy country is Solzhenitsyn but all of our homeless people are criminal scum who deserve to die

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Lmao dprk is poo poo, china owns tho

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Stockwell posted:

no no you see they have "prison camps" which are bad while the US has "detention facilities" which are good it's completely different, furthermore

"Labor camps" while American companies use prison labor as a matter of course

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Judakel posted:

Lmao dprk is poo poo, china owns tho

DPRK owns for sticking it out

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gravy Boat 2k
can you see the rats eating babies eating rats from space too

Lasting Damage
Feb 26, 2006

Fallen Rib

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Nuke every country with prisons large enough to see via satellite imagery

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
my biggest gripe against the North Korean government (other than the obvious human rights and lack of freedoms stuff) is in general super lovely at their own job, that they have this wierd obsession on forcing their population to live in extreme poverty and horrible infrastructure and lack of basic life needs like a throwback to a 1950s Stalinist hellhole instead of doing what every other authoritarian state have successfully done and transitioned into having functioning economies where people can live somewhat decently with nice stuff like food and consumer goods if they just toe the line and keep their heads down. there’s literally nothing preventing Kim jong UN from allowing Chinese companies to flood their supermarkets with food and their store shelves with consumer goods and get engineers to build more than the one highway in their country.

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 05:56 on Nov 13, 2021

oglethorpe2020
May 23, 2020

tux liberation front


Al-Saqr posted:

my biggest gripe against the North Korean government (other than the obvious human rights and lack of freedoms stuff) is in general super lovely at their own job, that they have this wierd obsession on forcing their population to live in extreme poverty and horrible infrastructure and lack of basic life needs like a throwback to a 1950s Stalinist hellhole instead of doing what every other authoritarian state have successfully done and transitioned into having functioning economies where people can live somewhat decently with nice stuff like food and consumer goods if they just toe the line and keep their heads down. there’s literally nothing preventing Kim jong UN from allowing Chinese companies to flood their supermarkets with food and their store shelves with consumer goods and get engineers to build more than the one highway in their country.

has china actually made that offer?

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Al-Saqr posted:

my biggest gripe against the North Korean government (other than the obvious human rights and lack of freedoms stuff) is in general super lovely at their own job, that they have this wierd obsession on forcing their population to live in extreme poverty and horrible infrastructure and lack of basic life needs like a throwback to a 1950s Stalinist hellhole instead of doing what every other authoritarian state have successfully done and transitioned into having functioning economies where people can live somewhat decently with nice stuff like food and consumer goods if they just toe the line and keep their heads down. there’s literally nothing preventing Kim jong UN from allowing Chinese companies to flood their supermarkets with food and their store shelves with consumer goods and get engineers to build more than the one highway in their country.

Theres lots of stuff stopping that dude. The "Success" of South Korea being a big part of that.

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Popy
Feb 19, 2008

half cocaine posted:

luv to stan for those prison camps you can see from space

look at this dipshit

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