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SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

Bitter Beard posted:

We disagree completely probably on a lot of things, but I hope you get better, seriously fellow SA poster, nobody deserves to live like that. If Lowtax created anything it was a place for people not of the same circle to pass by on the internet. Wherever this places takes you on this journey after it implodes like Digg or a space ship into the sun, hope your life turns out better in your own eyes.

The fact that SA isn't dead yet makes me think it'll be around for a long time. I've been expecting Lowtax to off himself for like 5 years now, and figured that would be the end of the forums, but here we are, the corpse of a dead gay comedy forum shambling into eternity while Lowtax follows his namesake into the afterlife.

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Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
laughing at internet stuff and trying to explain it to "normies. . ."

well you see, this guy's fish died and then he froze it. people came up with various ways he should bury the fish to honor its memory. no, no its a gold fish not a big fish. his name? well we named him Screamy but. . .then somebody had cum in their mouth and took all the attention away from the fish.

look it doesn't matter WHY HE FROZE THE FISH HE JUST DID

astral
Apr 26, 2004

SchrodingersCat posted:

The fact that SA isn't dead yet makes me think it'll be around for a long time.

I certainly hope so.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
sa has been dead for 20 years kids

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

ded posted:

sa has been dead for 20 years kids

Is this like the last season of Lost where we all died and the real island was the friends we made along the way?

Dogwood Fleet posted:

We're not in the same boat, but we're in similar boats in the same ocean. I got to where I am from a cocktail of medications and a ton of therapy.

I can tell you we think similarly because we've both been on this hell site for a long time. This isn't my first or my second account. Misanthropy didn't help me, so I discarded it. Life's been a lot better since.

My bloodstream is like 50% Xanax, Flexeril, and Zoloft. If there was a vampire nation I'd be a controlled substance.

SchrodingersCat fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Nov 13, 2021

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

SchrodingersCat posted:

SomethingAwful in it's prime always took things too far. Like trying to destroy people's lives too far. It was pretty funny to me as a 19 year old kid, now I look back on stuff I posted back then and shake my head. 19 year old me supported the Iraq War and 37 year old me is a hardcore socialist. I hated SplitSoul's guts back then and now I probably agree with 99% of his politics. The weird thing with being a long-term poster on a place like this is you can look back and see how dumb you were.

Thanks for proving my point about the echo chamber. I'm severely depressed and think the world would be better off without humanity. Once again, showing your "compassion" is only available to people who agree with 100% of what you believe.

We're not in the same boat, but we're in similar boats in the same ocean. I got to where I am from a cocktail of medications and a ton of therapy.

I can tell you we think similarly because we've both been on this hell site for a long time. This isn't my first or my second account. Misanthropy didn't help me, so I discarded it. Life's been a lot better since.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Heath posted:

Why is everybody so drat eager to make a loving web forum responsible for Donald Trump
the Shadow Cabinet doesn't show up in the forums index unless you buy platinum hth

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

astral posted:

I certainly hope so.

I feel it's certainly improving a lot. Incremental positive change is far better than trying to do big bang stuff.

Nice one Astral!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


HolHorsejob posted:

maybe the userbase grew up and realized edgelords are actually incredibly loving tiresome, and grown-rear end men that use slurs casually/for comic effect and whine when they get called out like a lovely 15 year old are actually kind of pathetic

Look at how long it took to finally ban Fishmech. I'd argue SA still goes out of its way to shelter pathetic edgelords.

lil bip posted:

I feel it's certainly improving a lot. Incremental positive change is far better than trying to do big bang stuff.

:same:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

SchrodingersCat posted:

Yeah, my idea of a world in harmony is one where everyone can make fun of each other and laugh and take it lightly. It's too bad we've hosed it up to the point where that's impossible now.

I'm a misanthrope, I hate everyone. No one should take me seriously.

Misanthropomorphism enthusiast

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

astral posted:

I certainly hope so.

The forums certainly do run a lot better than they used to. It went to poo poo after Radium and you've done a good job making it useable again.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
you got a gun in your mouth? that's cute. i have cum in mine.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Dogwood Fleet posted:

We're not in the same boat, but we're in similar boats in the same ocean.

I'm on ur boat packaging ur calamari

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

every year the definition of "edgelord" seems to get more and more nebulous

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

ded posted:

sa has been dead for 20 years kids

that which is dead may never die

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Potato Salad posted:

Look at how long it took to finally ban Fishmech. I'd argue SA still goes out of its way to shelter pathetic edgelords.

If you're not a pathetic edgelord at heart what are you even doing here? Did you get lost on your way to Instagram?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

you got a gun in your mouth? that's cute. i have cum in mine.

It's the flower in the gunbarrel photo for a new generation

Dr. Funk
Nov 22, 2003
Was it covid?

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
My heartfelt tribute, I feel the comic sans really captures the emotion.

https://youtu.be/LCUCR7HFGWA?t=302

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

I'm on ur boat packaging ur calamari

post pics for this memorial thread

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

every year the definition of "edgelord" seems to get more and more nebulous

It's like porn, you may not be able to define why, but you know it when you see it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:laffo:

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Dr. Funk posted:

Was it covid?

No, it was suicide by firearm.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

X JAKK posted:

My heartfelt tribute, I feel the comic sans really captures the emotion.

https://youtu.be/LCUCR7HFGWA?t=302

:pisstape:

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Potato Salad posted:

Look at how long it took to finally ban Fishmech. I'd argue SA still goes out of its way to shelter pathetic edgelords.

:same:

lol I met fishmech through IRC and ran into him a few times like 12 years ago when I was on the east coast. I don't remember his voice because he... did not have much in the way of physical presence. The only thing I remember about his communication was him getting mad about pc buiilding and really any discussion that could be reduced to points of technicality.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Dr. Funk posted:

Was it covid?

No, but covid didn't help

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

“Got into a conversation with fishmech by accident, took several posts to realize” is a forums rite of passage which newer goons will never understand like we do

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

you got a gun in your mouth? that's cute. i have cum in mine.

Life goals.

SchrodingersCat posted:

SomethingAwful in it's prime always took things too far. Like trying to destroy people's lives too far. It was pretty funny to me as a 19 year old kid, now I look back on stuff I posted back then and shake my head. 19 year old me supported the Iraq War and 37 year old me is a hardcore socialist. I hated SplitSoul's guts back then and now I probably agree with 99% of his politics. The weird thing with being a long-term poster on a place like this is you can look back and see how dumb you were.

Thanks for proving my point about the echo chamber. I'm severely depressed and think the world would be better off without humanity. Once again, showing your "compassion" is only available to people who agree with 100% of what you believe.

Dude we only have to go back a page to see the kind of dumb poster you are.

J.A.B.C. fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Nov 13, 2021

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

SchrodingersCat posted:

SomethingAwful in it's prime always took things too far. Like trying to destroy people's lives too far. It was pretty funny to me as a 19 year old kid, now I look back on stuff I posted back then and shake my head. 19 year old me supported the Iraq War and 37 year old me is a hardcore socialist. I hated SplitSoul's guts back then and now I probably agree with 99% of his politics. The weird thing with being a long-term poster on a place like this is you can look back and see how dumb you were.

Thanks for proving my point about the echo chamber. I'm severely depressed and think the world would be better off without humanity. Once again, showing your "compassion" is only available to people who agree with 100% of what you believe.

have you tried taking a mouthful of cum

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This thread is a mess but I appreciate that it's happening, just so everyone can get things off their chest and the drama can play out. A lot of the lovely stuff that's happened here is because of covering things up and tip-toeing around.

astral
Apr 26, 2004

SchrodingersCat posted:

The forums certainly do run a lot better than they used to. It went to poo poo after Radium and you've done a good job making it useable again.

Credit where it's due, ZDR's late-2015/early-2016 move from the aging hardware (notably including an ancient load balancer made in the '90s that radium allegedly got on ebay) to the cloud sped up the forums a ton.

We're definitely still in the process of correcting a lot of oversights from the past. My personal favorite example of that right now would be a change we made back in April: we set up a newer version of memcached, something the forums use to store copies of all kinds of data in memory (fast) to avoid having to bother the database so much (slower). Before the update, periods of high forum activity (like the 2020 presidential debates) could make the memcached servers lock up in a strange way that was difficult to try to debug, causing most/all forum pages to take ages to load until memcached was restarted. Since the update, we have not run into this issue at all, and given the extreme level of traffic this thread generated in its first day, we can call the issue pretty conclusively solved.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Edmund Sparkler posted:

This thread is a mess but I appreciate that it's happening, just so everyone can get things off their chest and the drama can play out. A lot of the lovely stuff that's happened here is because of covering things up and tip-toeing around.

Praxis

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

SchrodingersCat posted:

It's interesting seeing old SomethingAwful clash with new SomethingAwful in this thread. Modern SA is very milquetoast, PC, lets-not-offend-anyone while old SA was a very angry and offensive place full of juvenile gutter humor.


Your characterization of the forums as being obsessed with political correctness and not offending anyone is just not accurate at all. It's subjective to some degree but it seems like you've made some reflexive judgments here.

Captain Scandinaiva
Mar 29, 2010



Welp

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

This thread is a mess but I appreciate that it's happening, just so everyone can get things off their chest and the drama can play out. A lot of the lovely stuff that's happened here is because of covering things up and tip-toeing around.

fyad has called lowtax a wife beater for years unabashedly

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Lowtax was always a few years ahead of the curve

internet humor, self-destructive ennui, being an abusive shithead, etc

if he ever gave a poo poo about sports he could've been Dave Portnoy and gotten insanely rich from whatever he would've called Barstool but he was too loving dumb to do that

gently caress his abusive rear end, please find a way to let us erase the popsicle-stick gang-tags that he used to "fund the forums" except he spent it on cookies that cost $100/dozen or whatever

Helldesk
Jan 6, 2007

Bitter Beard posted:

Wherever this places takes you on this journey after it implodes like Digg

Wait, what happened to Digg? Did that young upstart Reddit copy its moves and steal its thunder?!

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

astral posted:

Credit where it's due, ZDR's late-2015/early-2016 move from the aging hardware (notably including an ancient load balancer made in the '90s that radium allegedly got on ebay) to the cloud sped up the forums a ton.

We're definitely still in the process of correcting a lot of oversights from the past. My personal favorite example of that right now would be a change we made back in April: we set up a newer version of memcached, something the forums use to store copies of all kinds of data in memory to avoid having to bother the database so much. Before the update, periods of high forum activity (like the 2020 presidential debates) could make the memcached servers lock up in a strange way that was difficult to try to debug, causing most/all forum pages to take ages to load until memcached was restarted. Since the update, we have not run into this issue at all, and given the extreme level of traffic this thread generated in its first day, we can call the issue pretty conclusively solved.

tech thirst post

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









skaboomizzy posted:

Lowtax was always a few years ahead of the curve

internet humor, self-destructive ennui, being an abusive shithead, etc

if he ever gave a poo poo about sports he could've been Dave Portnoy and gotten insanely rich from whatever he would've called Barstool but he was too loving dumb to do that

gently caress his abusive rear end, please find a way to let us erase the popsicle-stick gang-tags that he used to "fund the forums" except he spent it on cookies that cost $100/dozen or whatever

You can turn them off in options, I think

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astral
Apr 26, 2004

sebmojo posted:

You can turn them off in options, I think

Yeah, that option was added immediately after Jeffrey bought the forums. :)

edit: I don't think it's really advertised, but donations made since then also change the color to a much nicer blue, if the badge isn't hidden.

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