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packetmantis posted:Liie Zorro. Video of Giles Coren's penis in operation found:
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Pardon the intrusion, but if anybody in this thread is interested, the Book Barn Secret Santa is open for 2021. This is one of my favorite threads on the forums, and I'd love for anyone here to join.
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Rascar Capac posted:https://twitter.com/Mr_Considerate/status/1455121559362932736?t=5s1OPrZEJhZOQIlp3QyDWg&s=19 I can now only picture the protagonist as Ricky Gervais for some reason.
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Elfface posted:I can now only picture the protagonist as Ricky Gervais for some reason. Giles Coren is basically a less funny Ricky Gervais so this is a normal reaction.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Giles Coren is basically a less funny Ricky Gervais so this is a normal reaction. I suppose that's theoretically possible but I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it.
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Ricky Gervais broke into the industry by creating something of value (The Office). Giles Coren broke into the industry by being Alan Coren's son.
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Ricky Gervais broke into the industry by being Stephen Merchant's friend, which is still a step above Giles Coren because Alan didn't get to choose his son.
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packetmantis posted:NOPE NOPE NOPE OH MY GOD Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:That's the thing, it's incest all the way down.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I suppose that's theoretically possible but I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it. 
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Nov 5, 2021 22:31
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This is one of the featured Kindle deals today. I don't care what you say, I am going to judge this book by it's cover. thepopmonster has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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Nov 15, 2021 14:04
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Nov 15, 2021 14:06
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I judge it excellent.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:08
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OwlFancier posted:I judge it excellent. No way it can be great enough to match the expectations created by the cover.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:16
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I for one want to see the non paranormal werebear romance.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:22
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Greatly disappointed to see that the series is called "Curvy Bear Ranch" but seemingly all the werebears are handsome muscular men, and it's the human females who are fat. When oh when will one of these BBW Werebear romance writers have the courage to write a series where it's the bears who are BBWs.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:49
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ookiimarukochan posted:Greatly disappointed to see that the series is called "Curvy Bear Ranch" but seemingly all the werebears are handsome muscular men, and it's the human females who are fat. When oh when will one of these BBW Werebear romance writers have the courage to write a series where it's the bears who are BBWs. Big Booty Werebears
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Nov 15, 2021 15:20
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thepopmonster posted:This is one of the featured Kindle deals today. I'll have you know this is classic Canadian literature
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Nov 15, 2021 15:21
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ookiimarukochan posted:Greatly disappointed to see that the series is called "Curvy Bear Ranch" but seemingly all the werebears are handsome muscular men, and it's the human females who are fat. When oh when will one of these BBW Werebear romance writers have the courage to write a series where it's the bears who are BBWs. I tried to find you an example but apparently "BBW & Bear Shifter" is a whole goddam genre and Amazon's search is terrible. As a consolation prize, have this:  
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I can't read "werebear" without thinking of the weird serial rereg guy from 2013 or whenever.
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Nov 15, 2021 17:30
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Lycanthropy seems to play into multiple entirely distinct genres of pornography nowadays.
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Nov 15, 2021 17:35
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Lycanthropy seems to play into multiple entirely distinct genres of pornography nowadays. It's an open secret that it's just cause most platforms own't allow outright bestiality fiction.
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Tenebrais posted:It's an open secret that it's just cause most platforms own't allow outright bestiality fiction. If you're Canadian, you can win the Governor General's award for bestiality fanfiction.
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Nov 15, 2021 20:34
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Bear is not fanfiction, to my knowledge.
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thepopmonster posted:This is one of the featured Kindle deals today. Wouldn't a cowbear be half-cow, half-bear?
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Nov 15, 2021 20:40
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Mr. Darcy is a werefop.
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Cobalt-60 posted:Wouldn't a cowbear be half-cow, half-bear? I'm guessing it's the werebear equivalent of a cowboy?
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I initially assumed half cow, half bear, but then moved to half cowboy, half bear because that made more sense. Though you don't normally ranch bears, or men, so I then moved back to wondering if it was half cow half bear when I read the subtitle.
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OwlFancier posted:I initially assumed half cow, half bear, but then moved to half cowboy, half bear because that made more sense. You can ranch both if you're a courageous bbw with a heart full of passion e: If you do so, please ranch them separately, or you will soon be only ranching bears
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Depending on the men you could start out ranching only bears.
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I think I mentioned this when it happened years ago, but a while back I thought to myself, "you know, I haven't read anything about dinosaurs since when I was a kid..." and foolishly typed "Adult dinosaur books" into the search bar. Very different results than what I was expecting.
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Ambitious Spider posted:I think I mentioned this when it happened years ago, but a while back I thought to myself, "you know, I haven't read anything about dinosaurs since when I was a kid..." and foolishly typed "Adult dinosaur books" into the search bar. Very different results than what I was expecting. It gets more confusing when a (self?) publisher can slap a Hugo Award Nominated sticker on the cover of Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
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ookiimarukochan posted:Greatly disappointed to see that the series is called "Curvy Bear Ranch" but seemingly all the werebears are handsome muscular men, and it's the human females who are fat. When oh when will one of these BBW Werebear romance writers have the courage to write a series where it's the bears who are BBWs. Fat Bear Week is a whole thing.
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:It gets more confusing when a (self?) publisher can slap a Hugo Award Nominated sticker on the cover of Space Raptor Butt Invasion. The reason why it's a Hugo-Award Nominated Novel is pretty bad, though the pseudonymous Chuck Tingle is apparently not on their side.
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Go that extra step and raunch a bear
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I'm just a thicc bbw looking to ranch but the clapping of my rear end cheeks keeps alerting the cowbears to my location for hot lovin'.
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Dave Brockie of GWAR wrote a comedy scifi novel about a serial reincarnated avatar of destruction called the Whargoul. Im gonna spoiler tag the Google Books plot synopsis at the bottom of this post because it is a doozie. The whole book is one long chain of descriptions of martial and sexual violence. Its probably quite racist in ways i didnt pick up on at the time. Its really a fun read if the idea of a GWAR style novel appeals to you at all or if you like bizarro novels. I got it in an ebook bundle from (I think) Eraserhead Press in 2013 or so and tore through it in an afternoon.  
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When even a crazy bizarro author only confirms the content of your book rather than the quality
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Captain Hygiene posted:When even a crazy bizarro author only confirms the content of your book rather than the quality "There are words in this thing!"
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Aw man, I didn’t know what holiday gift I wanted, but an autographed Urungus novel?
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