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Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
Egg has no shoulders and cannot be pinned, this is how Roman will finally lose.

CarlCX posted:

throwing in on this to say FF6, San Andreas and Deception which I'm aware is an indefensible choice but I must be true to my heart.

That show felt depressing.

Hell yea Deception :hfive:, I really liked that adventure mode and wish other MKs/fighting games did someting similar. Also FFVIII and Vice City.

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

xbilkis posted:

They’re going to do a Twin Peaks: The Return Part 8 thing with the Dwayne egg serving a similar role as the golden Laura Palmer orb and everyone who says the WWF can’t do long-term storytelling will have (non-Dwayne) egg on their face

Von Wagner will be the Fireman

BOB is clearly another guy who had his last name taken away by Vince.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Assassin‘s creed sequels in WWE have the same level of canon. But assassin‘s creed one has much more canaan

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

maruhkati posted:

BOB is clearly another guy who had his last name taken away by Vince.

reading raw results like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Deception rules, I don't care what anyone else says or correctly points out objective facts

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Blaise330 posted:

They semi confirmed Omos is gonna be in the royal rumble. Whelp, now I gotta watch it. I mean, they wouldn't let him win so I gotta see how he loses.

Don't be silly, how is any one man going to throw the giant Omos over the top rope?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


See, guys? The Rock did show up!

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I wonder if they’re desperate enough to throw a bunch of money at Tech N9ne so they can show his new video at Wrestlemania just for the last verse with The Rock.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

BGrifter posted:

I wonder if they’re desperate enough to throw a bunch of money at Tech N9ne so they can show his new video at Wrestlemania just for the last verse with The Rock.

there is no way tech9 costs more than 50k lol n 2021. there’s no way wwe acknowledges tech9.

AEW blew it by not acknowledging JPEGmagfia enough, literally one of the most hype underground artists of 2020/2021 and a passing mention because Darby is hip.

We need non white bookers because it will solve so much inherently wrong with wrestling not just the moral level but cultural so much

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:


We need non white bookers because it will solve so much inherently wrong with wrestling not just the moral level but cultural so much

noted white man Antony Rafiq Khan

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

noted white man Antony Rafiq Khan

Love you friend but a weird post in response to one that stated a need that is real, lacking, and didn’t say anything about Tony Khan.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

Love you friend but a weird post in response to one that stated a need that is real, lacking, and didn’t say anything about Tony Khan.



Eat My Fuc posted:

AEW blew it by not acknowledging JPEGmagfia enough, literally one of the most hype underground artists of 2020/2021

but Tony books AEW?!

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

but Tony books AEW?!

Oh ok, well whiteness has no factor in modern pro wrestling being culturally alienating and detached then I guess, my bad One good apple does indeed freshen the bunch I forgor 💀

we’re buddies, for real you’re a cool poster and i love ya shared my feelings listened to yours don’t take it as fightin, i’ve had a bad posting day like conker i’ma hang it up for tonight

Eat My Fuc fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Nov 22, 2021

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I don't understand that, sorry :( but I agree with your point.
e; your first point not the fake one

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I don't understand that, sorry :( but I agree with your point.
e; your first point not the fake one

see above but yea. hell i don’t even know what’s a worked post anymore.

Gonna hug my Cody pillow and rest now, Sandman, leave me a pop…

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Love you too EMF. hope you didn’t watch too much of SS, it’s really bad!!!!

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

I quit after the battle royal and only saw the egg scene after.

I'm watching Lawler destroy Dink's tricycle on Superstars 94. It was considered the lowest of the low at the time. It was better than anything I saw on SS. When Doink did the whopee cushion and a fart sound emitted from my speakers, I felt that my feelings on the PPV had been detected.

I hope The Rock returns to find his egg because it's the dumbest loving possible Rock return.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
What was the point of making Kevin do what he did

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

stab posted:

What was the point of making Kevin do what he did

Probably want to make him look like a loser fuckface nerd since he's leaving for AEW sometime in the next couple of months.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Did WWE do a contract renewal spree after AEW confirmed their TV deal?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Testekill posted:

Probably want to make him look like a loser fuckface nerd since he's leaving for AEW sometime in the next couple of months.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

stab posted:

What was the point of making Kevin do what he did

It was a shoot.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

WWF News/Views: Go find my egg

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Sounds like the show sucked! You’d have to be a total idiot to watch that!!!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
guess you could say it really laid an egg

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

El Generico posted:

They don't make any extra money off of selling more PPVs any more, so how can they milk them for profit? Make the entire event a loving ad for Netflix and Pizza Hut and merch

do they even call them ppvs anymore?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
so who stole the egg?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i've been informed since money in the bank last year there's only been one pay per view where a face triumphs in the end

when edge won the rumble

Lamuella posted:

See, guys? The Rock did show up!



he does so much these days that i wouldn't be surprised if he actually did that

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Sir Tonk posted:

so who stole the egg?

We will find out on Raw since Sdl wrestlers are going to show up as someone gets down to the bottom of the matter.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


He had more time for Ken Shamrock’s Impact HoF ceremony than for his own WWE 25th anniversary show :lmao:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I'm pretty sure they were chanting A&W because they're thirsty.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

jesus WEP posted:

He had more time for Ken Shamrock’s Impact HoF ceremony than for his own WWE 25th anniversary show :lmao:

lol

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'm pretty sure they were chanting A&W because they're thirsty.

And they doomed any hopes WWE had of ever being sponsored by Barq's :sigh:

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

You know what, maybe I love this company

https://twitter.com/cagesideseats/status/1462782985753792521

What a headline. And none of it is hyperbole or anything else. It's all true. Please find Egg.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

what's hornswoggle doing these days

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Vertical Lime posted:

what's hornswoggle doing these days

Could be stealing Egg!

https://twitter.com/VRTLPROS/status/1462781554351034375

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
The egg is in the lockbox

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

the egg has signed with aew after witnessing the pizza hut battle royale

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The eggtaker pied Kevin Owens

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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Whenever the egg isn't on screen, all wrestlers should be asking "where is the egg"

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