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500 good dogs posted:where do they put the captured carbon in my pants
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Nov 24, 2021 06:50
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Thorn Wishes Talon posted:in my pants makes sense, I heard it doesn't capture much at all
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Nov 24, 2021 06:54
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precisely
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Nov 24, 2021 06:55
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Tabletops posted:it’s not nearly on the scale that the rest of the world will face Football would be a lot more interesting if the teams were allowed to pick up and move the goalposts.
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Nov 24, 2021 06:56
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Stages of climate grief: 1. Democrats make the earth feel better via carbon credits and capture 2. China is the at the top of this graph of emissions by country! 3. America is climate-resilient and anyway I’m going to move to the Upper Peninsula and farm 4. Earth may not support complex life again for millions of years, possibly ever 5. Hahaha jetski cowboys
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Nov 24, 2021 07:31
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the only carbon capture i believe in is getting in my car to buy cinnabons from taco bell
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Nov 24, 2021 11:13
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:lol dude central america has already been getting hosed by drought for years. north america had crops get hammered this year, like the canadian pulse harvest had a >40% drop after the heat domes. but if you wanna celebrate being turbofucked instead of gigafucked uh okay go ahead this is going to be terrible for poor countries that have to import food, especially those which do so directly from Canada — like Turkey, whose currency lost more than 30% of its value in the last month, and which imports a good deal of lentils from there. even without direct sales I presume richer countries are still better able to ride out any price fluctuations, in turn driving in prices, and… 
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Nov 24, 2021 12:09
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Steely Dad posted:Stages of climate grief: There you go, Business Pro
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Nov 24, 2021 12:22
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Chamale posted:I've read every book Crichton wrote himself, State of Fear ... victims of these dastards with "the blue rings, the blue rings" being the last words on their lips, in a desperate stab at grabbing both the mystery novel enthusiasts and right wing conspiracy nuts. Also repeatedly hammering how the libs have to keep everybody in ... a state of fear in order to keep everybody subservient. Seemed especially ironic in the aftermath of 911. Such an amateurish piece of poo poo, he couldn't have written that himself.
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Nov 24, 2021 12:33
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It's almost certainly too late to save ourselves but the least we can do is use our remaining time to create giant carbon capture plants so that future intelligent species have an energy source that's as easy to exploit as coal was for us.
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Nov 24, 2021 14:39
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I am in love with the carbon capture technology where we just bury cars
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Nov 24, 2021 15:47
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mawarannahr posted:this is going to be terrible for poor countries that have to import food, especially those which do so directly from Canada — like Turkey, whose currency lost more than 30% of its value in the last month, and which imports a good deal of lentils from there. even without direct sales I presume richer countries are still better able to ride out any price fluctuations, in turn driving in prices, and… I mean yeah, everything is always worse for poor countries. However, it's a mistake to assume that rich countries are somehow insulated from global turmoil. "Things will be terrible for everyone else" is pretty much a nonsensical statement that doesn't even need to be examined further, because general collapse elsewhere in the world will absolutely destabilize and turbofuck rich countries.
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Nov 24, 2021 16:03
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Steely Dad posted:Stages of climate grief:
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Nov 24, 2021 16:12
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Tabletops posted:i get this is the black pilled climate thread, but extreme rain events are not what is going to kill you from gcc. in fact, if you live in the americas there is a good chance you'll live to old age (or not die from gcc fallout) or whatever 5g per day of plastic consumption age that is. Holy poo poo like 200k “middle class” people died in Europe when the thermometers reached 80 F, shut the gently caress up
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Nov 24, 2021 16:20
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mawarannahr posted:this is going to be terrible for poor countries that have to import food, especially those which do so directly from Canada — like Turkey, whose currency lost more than 30% of its value in the last month, and which imports a good deal of lentils from there. even without direct sales I presume richer countries are still better able to ride out any price fluctuations, in turn driving in prices, and… Bad News 'Bout Canadian Lentils Crops, Fam.
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Nov 24, 2021 16:30
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Steely Dad posted:Stages of climate grief:
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Nov 24, 2021 16:43
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whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea chickpeas arent having massive crop failures in multiple countries
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Nov 24, 2021 16:48
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Steely Dad posted:Stages of climate grief: 6. Why is that guy wearing bondage gear and a necklace made of doll heads? 7. I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!
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Nov 24, 2021 16:49
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https://youtu.be/03OcZuf3zWoELTON JOHN posted:whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea i've never paid to have a lentil on me
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Nov 24, 2021 16:50
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It's hilarious how many people in the US don't realize how wildly unstable their "middle class" positions really are. Like it's not even a theoretical thing. There are endless stories of people losing literally everything to disasters and never getting it back because their insurance companies hosed them or they just fell through the cracks. You have to be absolutely, insanely, disgustingly rich to not be one step away from ruin in this country.
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Nov 24, 2021 16:54
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https://youtu.be/_62Jq4E8iRY
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Nov 24, 2021 16:57
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Tabletops posted:i get this is the black pilled climate thread, but extreme rain events are not what is going to kill you from gcc. in fact, if you live in the americas there is a good chance you'll live to old age (or not die from gcc fallout) or whatever 5g per day of plastic consumption age that is. "It Won't Affect Me" Says Increasingly Nervous Westerner For Seventh Time This Year
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Nov 24, 2021 17:37
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ELTON JOHN posted:whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea I hate to ruin the joke, but Canada's chickpea crop failed this year, with a 67% reduction compared to normal yields
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Nov 24, 2021 17:52
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Chamale posted:I hate to ruin the joke, but Canada's chickpea crop failed this year, with a 67% reduction compared to normal yields There’s always more!
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Nov 24, 2021 17:54
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Whybird posted:I don't know why the two bus guys thing pleases me so much, but it does.
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Nov 24, 2021 17:59
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Chamale posted:I hate to ruin the joke, but Canada's chickpea crop failed this year, with a 67% reduction compared to normal yields lol climate change isn't happening, i have a bag of chickpeas right here! a full pound! everything is FINE
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Nov 24, 2021 18:14
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if we all just ate carbon we'd solve 2 problems
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Nov 24, 2021 18:19
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Tabletops posted:i get this is the black pilled climate thread, but extreme rain events are not what is going to kill you from gcc. in fact, if you live in the americas there is a good chance you'll live to old age (or not die from gcc fallout) or whatever 5g per day of plastic consumption age that is. Lol just the drop in birth rates caused in part by young people opting out of having kids due to anxieties over climate change have western economists freaking out. When there are a poo poo load of climant migrants seeking refuge, the fascists that rich nations elect in response will win on slogans of "Borders closed, we're full" so I'm not sure how they'll make up for the lack of workers...More prison labor, maybe?
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Nov 24, 2021 18:29
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They'll just outright reintroduce slavery Not even dress it up in a fancy euphemism
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Nov 24, 2021 18:31
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Porque no la dos? Probably slavery dressed up as debtor's prison. And work requirements for the unemployed. Oh, and war.
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Nov 24, 2021 18:38
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Real hurthling! posted:if we all just ate carbon we'd solve 2 problems Going to fight climate change by dying from obesity and burying all the carbon I sequestered in my fat.
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Nov 24, 2021 18:38
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:They'll just outright reintroduce slavery slavery for criminals is still legit. so they'll just pass some onerous carbon tax, then bust everyone for carbon tax evasion. burn wood to stay warm in a forest a startup already claimed is being used for sequestration? that's carbon jail for you. fail to correctly account for the carbon emissions of the supply chain that delivered you your dried beans? that's carbon jail for you. forget to include section G6.12, carbon emissions due to historic land use change (the house you grew up was built on a former farm in the 1920s)? you better believe that's carbon jail for you.
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Nov 24, 2021 18:47
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Up until 2 or 3? years ago all public schools and colleges in Colorado had to purchase all of their furniture from the prison labor workshops, it was written into state law explicitly to support the prison labor industry. If you bought something on Amazon or at Staples they would make you return it and you got reprimanded. Nice of the dems to finally get rid of that law after having control for 10 years, great work chaps. Pryor on Fire has issued a correction as of 18:56 on Nov 24, 2021 |
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Nov 24, 2021 18:53
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Pryor on Fire posted:Up until 2 or 3? years ago all public schools and colleges in Colorado had to purchase all of their furniture from the prison labor workshops, it was written into state law explicitly to support the prison labor industry. If you bought something on Amazon or at Staples they would make you return it and you got reprimanded. drat those prisoners must have a great union if they can secure those contracts
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Nov 24, 2021 19:32
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Paradoxish posted:It's hilarious how many people in the US don't realize how wildly unstable their "middle class" positions really are. Like it's not even a theoretical thing. There are endless stories of people losing literally everything to disasters and never getting it back because their insurance companies hosed them or they just fell through the cracks. I think deep down a lot of them know but we're so lovely we just shrug our shoulders and say sucks to be you, won't happen to me. Our entire culture engenders a learned sociopathy, it's gross as hell
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Nov 24, 2021 19:48
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:They'll just outright reintroduce slavery That and/or forced procreation.
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Nov 24, 2021 19:52
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Trying to imagine being able to watch: 17,000 people rendered homeless due to unprecedented flash-flooding which will happen again and again and become more severe $7.5+ Billion in infrastructure damage and climbing. Total disruption of regional agriculture, 800+ dead due to temperatures usually seen at the equator a few months prior. Add it to the tens of thousands of lives destroyed every year for the past decade by wildfire on the west coast, at an ever increasing rate, Considering the imminent end of the Colorado River as a water source. The failure of pulse crops across the prairies, due to a record drought with no end in sight. And yet still be able to conclude: "Nah, everything will be OK, those lives in the tropics will die before my life is ever impacted. "  Gods, I'd lead such a productive and fulfilling life if my brain had this kind of wiring inside it. It must feel amazing. Rime has issued a correction as of 20:04 on Nov 24, 2021 |
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Nov 24, 2021 19:55
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Look man, I still have to go to work every day so what the gently caress do I care? Call me when climate change cancels the economy I'll have you know that number has never been more up.
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Nov 24, 2021 20:03
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Milo and POTUS posted:I think deep down a lot of them know but we're so lovely we just shrug our shoulders and say sucks to be you, won't happen to me. Our entire culture engenders a learned sociopathy, it's gross as hell There are things that pull you under and There are things that drag you down But there's a power and a vital presence That's lurking all around (Apologies for quoting Bad Religion from 89 or so)
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Nov 24, 2021 20:09
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Rime posted:Trying to imagine being able to watch: Well you wouldn't really but you'd get paid for toeing that line.
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Nov 24, 2021 20:12
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