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Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

My wife and I work for the same company and they were offering booster shots on Wednesday, so I went back to the office for the first time since March 2020 partially for that, but also because I needed to clean out my desk as the building I worked out of had been sold and anything left in the building at the end of the year was getting trashed (thankfully, my wife still has a desk and I was able to work in her cube for the day). To get inside the building I had to fight a bird that got trapped between the outer and inner doors and wouldn't leave even after I held the door open for a minute. Somehow leaves and sticks and general outside stuff made its way into the halls, and the carpet was stained and torn up. Apparently the stuck bird was just one of several animals who had attempted to get in and there was a family of squirrels on the second floor somewhere according to one of my wife's co-workers.

The area I worked out of was an old loading dock security overlook space that had been converted to a mini-office with a dozen desks and a tiny conference room. This is what greeted me when I got up there:


My wife's reaction was "you can smell that picture" and she's not wrong. Someone had kept the heat up in the 80's in that space for some while and I almost gagged when I opened the door. I have no idea who bought this building from us, but I hope they completely rip the interior apart or tear it down entirely because my office is on the first of three floors and we somehow had a ceiling tile rot out. There's some real issues with that building.

The bird was still in the doorway when I left, still refused to go out.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

IS that wall meant to have the same "Pin cushion" texture as the ceiling? Or... Or is that mold?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

the weinstein company

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

Activision

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

The one above the garage.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Cthulu Carl posted:

IS that wall meant to have the same "Pin cushion" texture as the ceiling? Or... Or is that mold?

The wall is straight 90's texture. Fiber wallpaper or something. That space was never meant to be a for real office, but at some point they decided our team belonged there.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

Cosmetic surgeon.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What kind of office just lets you put pictures of boobies on the wall

Gucci's offices got wild titties everywhere as part of their shoots

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

Barry Bluejeans posted:

the weinstein company

A breast cancer research center.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

audubon society

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.

Haha, holy poo poo :iia:

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

We're up to 5 out of 8 of us who have now had COVID from in-office transmission.
"The loss of productivity is too great to go full work-from-home!"
(The only employees losing productivity are the two who should never have been hired from how incompetent they are.)

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
First day of my new job in a government agency and I don't have a computer. I accepted and signed the contract for this role over a month ago.

Public service, how I've missed u

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

bee posted:

First day of my new job in a government agency and I don't have a computer. I accepted and signed the contract for this role over a month ago.

Public service, how I've missed u

Gettin' paid to shitpost?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

DreadUnknown posted:

The key to survivng an active shooter is, unsurprisingly, not being seen.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokGd5zhGJ4

Checks out.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Gettin' paid to shitpost?

Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a poo poo when you are unable to post?

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

bee posted:

First day of my new job in a government agency and I don't have a computer. I accepted and signed the contract for this role over a month ago.

Public service, how I've missed u

I spent a week without a computer when I started at a defense contractor that knew I was coming in for almost three months. I had a phone, though, and it turns out those were even more difficult to come by when I tried to call someone and it turned out they were sharing a number with someone else while they waited for their own.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

MagusofStars posted:

Just remember that it’s not merely a list of options, but is actually ordered by priority - RUN if possible, HIDE only if you can’t safely run away, FIGHT is your last resort if you can’t do either.

My first job post-graduation didn’t have fire drills. I was in a shared office with another junior staff. One day when the fire alarm went off, my office mate and I looked at each other not entirely sure what it was. He actually said “is that the fire alarm? should we evacuate?” and I shrugged and said I wasn’t sure if it was the alarm, but I guess we probably should just in case. So we casually strolled out the back door in zero hurry (conveniently located like 20 feet from our office door) and on the way, glanced to the side and saw one of the side hallways filling with smoke.

We got outside to the parking lot and were two of the first dozen or so people to pay attention to the alarm…and there were only a dozen or so more people who joined us outside. So 25-ish total people bothered to evacuate during an actual fire with visible smoke out of a floor with 100-ish people on it.

So yeah, I totally buy that some people would be too caught up in work to evacuate.

You should see what happens when the fire alarm goes off in a casino! People keep playing because they're dumb as poo poo, even as security is going around instructing people to GTFO.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


When I worked at a casino we had issues with people poopsocking at the slots so threats not surprising

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Batterypowered7 posted:

Gettin' paid to shitpost?

Hells yeah, ur taxpayer dollars hard at work!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

When I worked at a casino we had issues with people poopsocking at the slots so threats not surprising

I spent an unfortunate amount of time at casinos (my girlfriend worked at one and was also a gambling addict), and what I remember most vividly were the olds parked at slot machines with an oxygen tank on one side and an ashtray on the other.

Now that you mention it, though, I'm sure there were a lot of adult diapers in use in those places.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I spent an unfortunate amount of time at casinos (my girlfriend worked at one and was also a gambling addict), and what I remember most vividly were the olds parked at slot machines with an oxygen tank on one side and an ashtray on the other.

Now that you mention it, though, I'm sure there were a lot of adult diapers in use in those places.

Uh, that's not some sort of safety risk?

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I spent an unfortunate amount of time at casinos (my girlfriend worked at one and was also a gambling addict), and what I remember most vividly were the olds parked at slot machines with an oxygen tank on one side and an ashtray on the other.

Now that you mention it, though, I'm sure there were a lot of adult diapers in use in those places.

Casinos are basically sadness factories if you are a normal person. I live near one and we'll occasionally go there for shopping or dinner (or used to) and you see the people with oxygen tanks/cigarettes so often you don't notice it. I've also seen people pass out at table games, some lady puke into a standing ashtray and most depressing, a small child doing homework while sitting on the floor just outside one of the gaming areas. That was especially concerning.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Machai posted:

Uh, that's not some sort of safety risk?

I only lasted a month there because I’ve never worked anywhere more openly morally bankrupt than a casino. Once a patron straight-up assaulted an employee and they only got a day’s ban.

Lazyfire posted:

Casinos are basically sadness factories if you are a normal person. I live near one and we'll occasionally go there for shopping or dinner (or used to) and you see the people with oxygen tanks/cigarettes so often you don't notice it. I've also seen people pass out at table games, some lady puke into a standing ashtray and most depressing, a small child doing homework while sitting on the floor just outside one of the gaming areas. That was especially concerning.

I’ve heard it’s not so bad if you work somewhere like Las Vegas where there’s a lot of Normie tourists doing gambling just because it’s the thing to do when you’re in town diluting the addicts a bit but no this was this was a midwestern casino in a town with not a lot of tourists so our training had the dude tell us that someone talking about how they’ve lost their mortgage money tonight isn’t a good reason to contact the anti-gambling addiction program they’re required by law to have.

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 29, 2021

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Lazyfire posted:

a small child doing homework while sitting on the floor just outside one of the gaming areas

The ones we'd go to most often had a daycare/playplace thing to check the children into so the adults could drink/smoke/gamble while the kids were ostensibly supervised.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

The ones we'd go to most often had a daycare/playplace thing to check the children into so the adults could drink/smoke/gamble while the kids were ostensibly supervised.

Like a fun IKEA.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I only lasted a month there because I’ve never worked anywhere more openly morally bankrupt than a casino.

Ahh, so you've never worked at a place that makes casino games

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SubnormalityStairs posted:

Ahh, so you've never worked at a place that makes casino games

Where does a used car lot rank after them?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

this was a midwestern casino in a town with not a lot of tourists so our training had the dude tell us that someone talking about how they’ve lost their mortgage money tonight isn’t a good reason to contact the anti-gambling addiction program they’re required by law to have.

When you are you supposed to call them then? When they are cleared out and have no more money on hand to gamble with?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Space Kablooey posted:

When you are you supposed to call them then? When they are cleared out and have no more money on hand to gamble with?

When they're robbing people so flagrantly when they sue the casino for letting them still gamble the Casino might be liable for knowing it was stolen money

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



Space Kablooey posted:

When you are you supposed to call them then? When they are cleared out and have no more money on hand to gamble with?
My guess would be that it's similar to various other regulations where the business has specific legally mandated signage to inform customers of their rights and has to make such services available upon customer request.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Space Kablooey posted:

When you are you supposed to call them then? When they are cleared out and have no more money on hand to gamble with?

They have to say:

1. I have a problem

2. I need help

One isn’t enough they have to say both. Apparently someone might just say they’re a gambling addict or in extreme financial duress to make conversation.

For oxygen tanks and cigarettes: they briefly made the casino no smoking for 2 months and they saw revenues dip like 30% because of it. What's an explosion or too if it doesn't cut into profits?

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Nov 29, 2021

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

The Zombie Guy posted:

My company has spent half a year telling everyone to get vaccinated ASAP, because we work in public facing, high transmission environments.

November was to be the cut-off time, with all staff having to submit proof of vaccination, or if they were medically exempt, they would need documentation from a doctor explaining the legitimate condition preventing them from getting the shot.

So once November hit, a bunch of people were put on unpaid leave. Some refused to get vaccinated, for whatever real or imagined reason. Some of them just refused to disclose their medical information to the employer out of a privacy concern. We have a Union, who has gone to bat for these people. I understand about the privacy concerns, because your employer doesn't need to be up in your medical history, but the fact that we're trying to keep people from getting sick and dying kind of overrides that.

Anyway, I just got an email today saying that due to staff shortages, all of those people who are currently unvaccinated or were told not to report to work, well we need you back to work starting Monday. :ughh:

I feel bad for the people who cannot get immunized because of health reasons, because morons are going to get them killed. I can't wait for case counts to start blowing up in 2 weeks, while everybody makes the surprised pikachu face.

I work in the eldercare field, we lost 50% of our staff in November due to leaves for this reason. Our facility is for people who have VERY deep dementia, Alzheimer's, etc... Tons of 'elopement risk', tons of wildly violent behaviors, a good half of our residents are also some level of bariatric patients as well. So we're already stretched pretty thin when we have a FULL staff. We are down to 3 people on NOX shift, 1 caregiver, two aides. For 75 patients.

And once we lost half our staff, the remaining half got overwhelmed, and we've lost about 30% of them in the past 3 weeks. Admin tried to call back the people on leave, got 4 back out of 30. And then people who were already vaxed got mad because they were told they had to, buckled down, got the shots, got sick as hell from it, and it was for nothing, because obviously they let the unvaxed come back in the end anyway. Morale is so low it's nonexistant. More people are burning out and putting in notice.

We are figuratively burning up here. We have people working 18 hour shifts because we literally can't leave the place unstaffed.

We're screwed no matter what we do - let the unvaxed come back, to relieve the pressure, or keep them away. We've been running ads for 3 weeks now and what I heard was that we've gotten 'less than 10' applications in. For a staffing shortage of about 55 vacancies. We have tiny overnight girls trying to work with resistant 500 lb patients. This is just a perfect storm for disaster.

This is the first job I've managed to get since March 2020 and I'm applying everywhere I can to just cut and run. It's getting completely uncontrollable. The state has promised 'help' but admin says we won't see any of that funding until maybe summer of 2022. People are literally going to die or be badly injured because of this, and there's no way out of it.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

ThatGirlAtThatShow posted:

I work in the eldercare field, we lost 50% of our staff in November due to leaves for this reason. Our facility is for people who have VERY deep dementia, Alzheimer's, etc... Tons of 'elopement risk', tons of wildly violent behaviors, a good half of our residents are also some level of bariatric patients as well. So we're already stretched pretty thin when we have a FULL staff. We are down to 3 people on NOX shift, 1 caregiver, two aides. For 75 patients.

And once we lost half our staff, the remaining half got overwhelmed, and we've lost about 30% of them in the past 3 weeks. Admin tried to call back the people on leave, got 4 back out of 30. And then people who were already vaxed got mad because they were told they had to, buckled down, got the shots, got sick as hell from it, and it was for nothing, because obviously they let the unvaxed come back in the end anyway. Morale is so low it's nonexistant. More people are burning out and putting in notice.

We are figuratively burning up here. We have people working 18 hour shifts because we literally can't leave the place unstaffed.

We're screwed no matter what we do - let the unvaxed come back, to relieve the pressure, or keep them away. We've been running ads for 3 weeks now and what I heard was that we've gotten 'less than 10' applications in. For a staffing shortage of about 55 vacancies. We have tiny overnight girls trying to work with resistant 500 lb patients. This is just a perfect storm for disaster.

This is the first job I've managed to get since March 2020 and I'm applying everywhere I can to just cut and run. It's getting completely uncontrollable. The state has promised 'help' but admin says we won't see any of that funding until maybe summer of 2022. People are literally going to die or be badly injured because of this, and there's no way out of it.

Sure there's a way out of it. Google your State's Medicaid Fraud Control Unit and rat them out. Companies exploiting and endangering vulnerable disabled people who can't defense themselves for wild profits is the only time being a narc is justified imo. You can bring records too, they have their own HIPAA carve out.

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

BigHead posted:

Sure there's a way out of it. Google your State's Medicaid Fraud Control Unit and rat them out. Companies exploiting and endangering vulnerable disabled people who can't defense themselves for wild profits is the only time being a narc is justified imo. You can bring records too, they have their own HIPAA carve out.

And then what? They close this one? All the other places are full. Where do our people go? Literally into the streets. We're evicting people now, unemployment is over, no more stimulus checks, we are on our own now. We're not the only facility that's horrifyingly understaffed, overworked and all else.

Not trying to be argumentative, it's just the sad facts. We have mostly medicare patients, they really have nowhere else to put them. People here have been turned away from the state hospital and gone out and killed themselves and the official response is 'so sorry, we can't do anything'.

GB Luxury Hamper
Nov 27, 2002

Wheeeeeee. Starting a new job next week, going in tomorrow to sign my contract.

Kinda excited, it seems like a great company and they seem happy to have found me. Let's see how long that feeling lasts :P

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

jkk posted:

Wheeeeeee. Starting a new job next week, going in tomorrow to sign my contract.

Kinda excited, it seems like a great company and they seem happy to have found me. Let's see how long that feeling lasts :P

Your 1st kanban/stand up should knock that chipper atitude out of you..

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gamingCaffeinator
Sep 6, 2010

I shall sing you the song of my people.

Zil posted:

Where does a used car lot rank after them?

If they're anything like the wholesale dealers I sell to (I work for a nationwide corporate dealership at a location with a wholesale auction), they should be in second place after casinos. I've had a dealer blatantly alter the mileage on a vehicle title and then encourage the person he sold it to to call me and ask for an odometer correction affidavit. It took ages for my management to ban him, even after I showed proof of the alterations. Guy made a "0" out of a "1", an "8" out of a "4", and shaved about 60000 miles off of an odometer.

I definitely don't claim my employer is much better. We sell $80000 vehicles to families with 2 small children and 26% APRs.

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