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greazeball posted:Steak man should have burnt the everloving poo poo out of her steak, then microwaved it for 10 minutes and then made her eat it. It wasn't even her steak!
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teen witch posted:Hello goons, Better than your average Microsoft product tbqh
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:31 |
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What was the name of the loving idiot in that children's book series that would take everything literally? Like she was told to stake the garden so she ended up putting throwing a bunch of steaks in the dirt.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:34 |
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Amelia Bedelia!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:36 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I feel like that's barely a blip on the creep meter to say hi unless he's lying about how badly things ended. He’s probably not lying, but I’d guess his perception is very different from hers. His description sounds like she bailed when he wanted to spend every waking moment with her, or professed his undying love for her immediately, or turned up to the second date with a suitcase or whatever. But if she’s taken the trouble to delete him from social media, she absolutely wants nothing to do with him. Popping up several years later and saying that he still thinks about her is definitely going to get some alarm bells ringing.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:36 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What was the name of the loving idiot in that children's book series that would take everything literally? Like she was told to stake the garden so she ended up putting throwing a bunch of steaks in the dirt. Amelia Bedelia! Her whole deal was that she was extremely literal but also made extremely good cake so they forgave her for doing all that poo poo.
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WIBTA For Asking My (29F) BF(28M) to Move Out?quote:I (29F) have been dating my BF (28M) for over 4 years. He moved in (as an "add-in" to my lease, but I am the sole renter) with me in August even though he works an hour away so he travels 2 hours a day for work. I told him he should move closer to work from his parents house, but he really wanted to live with me so I agreed and insisted he would make his life harder by doing this, but he's an adult he knows what consequences are. I lived about 10 minutes from my school, my car was about to break down (and it has), since I am finishing up my graduate degree and needed to be close by to work on my dissertation and teach classes which I am doing next semester. However, about two weeks into moving in with my BF my mom was diagnosed with cancer, had surgery to remove the tumor, and is currently undergoing chemotherapy until either December or March.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:37 |
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That's her loving name, thank you. EDIT: I used to live with a functioning alcoholic and the sheets never smelled that bad. What is his diet?
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:38 |
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vonnegutt posted:Amelia Bedelia! Her whole deal was that she was extremely literal but also made extremely good cake so they forgave her for doing all that poo poo. Hopefully nobody asked her to make a Chocolate mud cake.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:40 |
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AITA for Pretending to Be Blind?quote:I had a house party on Saturday night (5 people, fully vaccinated). We drank to glory and I woke up the next afternoon with a massive hangover. I suddenly had some work come up and had to take various calls.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:55 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:That's her loving name, thank you. Asparagus and only asparagus
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:59 |
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AITA for telling my stepdaughter that vampires aren’t real?quote:I (M32) married my wife (F24) a year ago, and I have a stepdaughter (F5). Before we got married, the three of us went out to dinner, and my now-stepdaughter got to eat steak. At the end of the meal, she started licking the meat juice from the plate. I told her to stop, but my now-wife told me to let her be.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:06 |
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"I have this all under control!" as my five year old daughter is sent home after attempting to chew threw her classmate's carotid artery.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:11 |
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Pookah posted:As a person with 20+ years experience living with an African grey parrot, the only response you're going to get is 'gently caress you'. My sister's African Grey cusses like a sailor and I suspect he knows what they mean. Not in a literal sense, but he knows that saying certain things get humans wound up, so when he wants attention or is feeling saucy, he'll tell anyone who will hear him to "gently caress you" or "loving rear end in a top hat" or "motherfucker." The best thing is when he says my sister's ex-husband's name in a loving tone, and then follows it up with a hearty "gently caress you." The swearing mortifies my mom, so she tries to teach him other stuff like that is going to force the swearing out of his brain. Instead, now he perfectly whistles the Andy Griffith theme and then caps it off with a vigorous "gently caress OFF."
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:18 |
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GigaPeon posted:Does anyone have the story where a guy was getting married and the father's present was to do a special dance with his brothers and wife but the guy wasn't allowed to dance cause he was too much of a goof or something?
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:19 |
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think of the benefits of this delusion, though. got something in the house you don't want your kid loving with? line it with garlic. kid's acting up? threaten to stake her
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cumpantry posted:think of the benefits of this delusion, though. got something in the house you don't want your kid loving with? line it with garlic. kid's acting up? threaten to stake her If you don't clean your room Van Helsing will find you and shoot you with a silver bullet
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:22 |
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Just tell the kid you'll fart in their mouth, no need to hire some idiot that will gently caress your poo poo up.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:24 |
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vonnegutt posted:Amelia Bedelia! Her whole deal was that she was extremely literal but also made extremely good cake so they forgave her for doing all that poo poo. In hindsight, I'm not sure that was the cake her boss was after.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:33 |
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Dik Hz posted:Maybe it was some sort of family Haka? No, the dad was just extremely weird and was constantly making the family do elaborate choreography.
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cumpantry posted:think of the benefits of this delusion, though. got something in the house you don't want your kid loving with? line it with garlic. kid's acting up? threaten to stake her What's a bunch of meat going to do to your kid? idgi
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:36 |
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The story starts with the kid eating steak, so she's clearly immune to that one vampire weakness. If she's ever eaten meat with garlic, she may already be too powerful!
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Invisible Clergy posted:Specifics vary, but if you're just going to use it yourself in your house, you can find an inexpensive one that's a cylinder that clamps on to the edge of your pot and plugs into the wall to get it to x temperature. That way, you can see if you like sous vide cooking. You know what? Why not. Just ordered a $50 unit on Amazon with good ratings.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:52 |
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The child just needs the distraction of some sensory activities. Might I suggest scattering grains for them to count and gather?
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GigaPeon posted:Does anyone have the story where a guy was getting married and the father's present was to do a special dance with his brothers and wife but the guy wasn't allowed to dance cause he was too much of a goof or something? It's a worm dance. Danced to worm music obviously. For content. It's a bit mundane, but the mermaid pose sealed the deal for me. quote:My husband's multi-hour workout routine makes me so ANGRY edit: comments had this nugget too quote:I love his gentle spirit and his deep aesthetic sense of Latin American literature. a podcast for cats fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Nov 30, 2021 |
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a podcast for cats posted:For content. It's a bit mundane, but the mermaid pose sealed the deal for me. lol. It's not the workout that pisses her off, it's the doing nothing else except working out. But it's easy to see how that becomes an avatar for his lack of income. If he was making 20k per year working part time and also doing three hours a day of fitness stuff she'd probably be fine. If dude eats well he's probably ripped.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:12 |
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She clarifies in the comments, that they split housework, etc:quote:He deserves credit for being excellent with house stuff. We have a good split that I am happy with-- shared cooking and dishes, each does own laundry. We do house cleaning together. He does most of the yardwork, I do grocery shopping and any admin ( taxes, appointments, travel org, bills). If anything, i think he uses the spare time to also be intense with cleaning (for example, he has a very precise and uh, exact way of folding his clothes).
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:14 |
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a podcast for cats posted:It's a worm dance. Danced to worm music obviously. r/relationships: He is in mermaid pose right now and my blood pressure is through the roof.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:18 |
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A guy with no income but stays in shape and does a good share of the housework has got to be a top 10-20% catch for this thread tbqh. He should try to get more work of course. I think being stuck at home with someone is going to make everything they do a bit more annoying. Dealing with that in my own life right now. "I can't believe this rear end in a top hat is doing YOGA!!!" just becomes natural when you spend 24 hours a day with someone for like two straight years because of a pandemic.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:19 |
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AITA for sending My Friend a screenshot of the comment her Fiance left on my Social Media post?quote:Throwaway for privacy.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:20 |
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I think Claire is much better off having learned this about her fiance now than after the wedding.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:25 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for sending My Friend a screenshot of the comment her Fiance left on my Social Media post? I can't even imagine staying with a person after they make literally a single snide comment about fake lashes or whatever for a loving cancer patient. Actually, for anyone, who gives a poo poo. But especially for a cancer patient. What an absolute piece of poo poo.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:27 |
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a podcast for cats posted:for example, he has a very precise and uh, exact way of folding his clothes If you can forward fold in yoga, you can forward fold your laundry.
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AITA for telling the kids their dad took this year's Christmas away from them?quote:Please read before you judge, thank you!
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Repeatedly insulting the appearance of your partners friend with cancer might not be the stupidest action seen in this thread but it's definitely near the top.
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Hellblazer187 posted:A guy with no income but stays in shape and does a good share of the housework has got to be a top 10-20% catch for this thread tbqh. He should try to get more work of course. I would be annoyed after a bit of time if my SO spent a few hours essentially dancing and posing every day while I was working to support us. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to be annoyed about regardless of how much time you spend together.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:40 |
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quote:My husband's multi-hour workout routine makes me so ANGRY There's an amount of concern for looks here (not just the workouts, but being very specific about how his clothes are folded) that gives me the vibe that he's going for a trophy husband thing. Like he's sort of accepted that he's not gonna be the breadwinner and has decided to throw himself wholeheartedly into achieving hotness. But he'd need to be doing a lot more of the housework if he wanted to achieve fuckbutler status, and it's not like she's making fuckbutler maintenance money, even setting aside that she never agreed to that arrangement.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:45 |
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The entire genre of stories involving a seemingly squared away wife supporting a totally parasitic manbaby who contributed nothing for years never fails to blow my mind. Like I know there's some bias
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:47 |
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He probably fucks and looks good though for a useless lump of a man tough call
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:He probably fucks and looks good though for a useless lump of a man tough call In the specific instance of the yoga maniac yeah, but most of these guys seem to also be couch potatoes who don't wash their nuts.
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