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Goku 446 66.67%
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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Remember when some local GOPer refused to certify the Detroit election results because Trump lost?

https://twitter.com/clarajanehen/status/1466036981088104457?s=21

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

He battled hard but ultimately died a coward

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

I guess this time it was a... die job.

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019



He died doing what he loved; his own research.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Robert Facepalmer posted:

He died doing what he loved; his own research.

:drat:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r3e91lcz231qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r3fs5eTDTQ1r0uzl6.mp4

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

something something Lamb to the slaughter

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

old bean factory posted:

something something Lamb to the slaughter

You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

gleebster posted:

Don't be over dramatic. It's just the bottom of the Mediterranean.

Which is nearly 5,000 feet deep, on average, and over three miles deep at its deepest

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Extremely depressing but funny that it happened to a cop at least:

https://twitter.com/astroehlein/status/1465929960758075395

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/2jmYUPe.mp4

If he didn't park like a total dickhead he would have seen the block.

by the time he walked around the front of his truck it was already obscured by his gut

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2jmYUPe.mp4

If he didn't park like a total dickhead he would have seen the block.

by the time he walked around the front of his truck it was already obscured by his gut

That's when you call an ambulance for head trauma and get it towed as he gets towed

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2jmYUPe.mp4

If he didn't park like a total dickhead he would have seen the block.

by the time he walked around the front of his truck it was already obscured by his gut

He would have seen it if he looked where he was driving too. There were plenty of chances for him to be a better person and not end up like this. He didn't take a single one of them.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

I wonder if that dude is going through his entire life smashing into everything and just being like "huh, that was weird"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

ekuNNN posted:

Extremely depressing but funny that it happened to a cop at least:

https://twitter.com/astroehlein/status/1465929960758075395

It wasn't a cop, it was an interpreter born in Afghanistan who was employed by the EU to help the migrants communicate.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Martman posted:

I wonder if that dude is going through his entire life smashing into everything and just being like "huh, that was weird"

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Welp, there goes universal pre-k

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Mozi posted:

It wasn't a cop, it was an interpreter born in Afghanistan who was employed by the EU to help the migrants communicate.

p sure the idea being intimated is that anyone working for a "border agency" is a cop. which, i mean, yeah? i probably wouldn't have phrased it that way, but i'm a relatively self-aware crank and don't want to start fights in meme/schad/other pyf/gbs threads... usually.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:



There's always one
I'm sure the Middle Footscray Bridge has been the subject of truck-peeling posts in this thread as well...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Should have kept things safe.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Alternative Treatments => Alternative Recovery

Math checks out :hmmyes:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Takes No Damage posted:

Alternative Recovery
Writing this down for later

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

fuctifino posted:

I'm sure I read somewhere that someone had left a small tarp on one of the inlets which got sucked in.

The RAF/RN decided to cheap out and use dull, dark tarps. The USAF uses bright red ones. To avoid precisely this kind of accident.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
£88.8 million fancy new fighter jet with lots of teething problems: Yes please give us many

Red tarp vs khaki tarp: Too expensive. Just get the cheap ones

penny wise and pound foolish

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Our planes all sink down here

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Brawnfire posted:

Our planes all sink down here

I'm sure they briefly float first

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/VCBrags/status/1466109163742842882

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1466434463517323273?s=20

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009


Is he loving 5 years old? Who the gently caress does this?

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I liked when Eminem roasted him so bad he quit rapping

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ok but I bet it would have been sick as hell if he caught it though.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
MGK sucks and I thought I only ever heard of him because he's from Cleveland, where I live. But apparently everyone has heard of him.

I just remember a few years where so many major local events had MGK at them and he just sounded so terrible.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
https://twitter.com/CatastrophicVid/status/1466375671865745408

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Nice of them to keep the road clear

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It's probably safe to assume that driver's definitely dead

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Trying out that rainbow road shortcut

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Ralph Hurley posted:

I liked when Eminem roasted him so bad he quit rapping

"Had to give you a career to destroy it" is an amazing line

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Edgy

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The Schadenfreude is people taking someone who calls himself “Machine Gun Kelly” seriously.

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