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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




This rocked.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/UrbanFoxxxx/status/1468219430840721411

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i remember that. we had no power for about 3 weeks and we cooked food in the fireplace

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

TotalLossBrain posted:

There is a huge variety in dialects in Germany alone. For example, traditional Plattdeutsch vernacular of North Germany and Schwabendeutsch can also be nearly impossible for non-locals to understand.

Plattdeutsch is more similar to the Scandinavian languages, which makes sense because the Germanic languages like most others were very much a dialect continuum before strong states started to intentionally homogenize the dialects within their areas of control. I think Germany has a lot of well preserved regional dialects because it was divided into multiple self governing states up until 150 years ago (and still is to an extent) and the population density of Germany meant that each distinct dialect also has had enough momentum to carry in a viable state through to the present day. While in Sweden for example the state has been more centralized for a few hundred years longer and the really unintelligible dialects have mostly died out because they had sub 5000 speakers at their peak, and now at most like a dozen really old and lonely people.

Zudgemud fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Dec 8, 2021

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Zudgemud posted:

Plattdeutsch is more similar to the Scandinavian languages, which makes sense because the Germanic languages like most others were very much a dialect continuum before strong states started to intentionally homogenize the dialects within their areas of control. I think Germany has a lot of well preserved regional dialects because it was divided into multiple self governing states up until 150 years ago (and still is to an extent) and the population density of Germany meant that each distinct dialect also has had enough momentum to carry in a viable state through to the present day. While in Sweden for example the state has been more centralized for a few hundred years longer and the really unintelligible dialects have mostly died out because they had sub 5000 speakers at their peak, and now at most like a dozen really old and lonely people.

If you're into this sort of thing the University of Copenhagen has a map of Danish dialects with recorded interviews of the different dialects: https://dialekt.ku.dk/dialektkort/

I find it so fascinating that such a tiny place had a richness of dialects

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

fukken legend

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Sagebrush posted:

i remember that. we had no power for about 3 weeks and we cooked food in the fireplace

They drove a locomotive down a street and used it to power a suburb:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLW_M-420#Service_as_power_generators_in_Winter_1998

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Zetsubou-san posted:

fukken legend

If anyone is curious what a can pressure explosion looks like in slow-motion there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWYzlL89yo&t=188s

(just food cans though)

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Oh hey we did that here in Germany 15 years ago.






Had no power for a couple of days! It actually led to the power company replacing 60% of their pylons because some of them were made with garbage steel in the 40s. They also payed 300€ to every child being born nine month later in the afflicted areas :haw:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Morose pylons.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Zudgemud posted:

Plattdeutsch is more similar to the Scandinavian languages, which makes sense because the Germanic languages like most others were very much a dialect continuum before strong states started to intentionally homogenize the dialects within their areas of control. I think Germany has a lot of well preserved regional dialects because it was divided into multiple self governing states up until 150 years ago (and still is to an extent) and the population density of Germany meant that each distinct dialect also has had enough momentum to carry in a viable state through to the present day. While in Sweden for example the state has been more centralized for a few hundred years longer and the really unintelligible dialects have mostly died out because they had sub 5000 speakers at their peak, and now at most like a dozen really old and lonely people.

It’s not only that Germany had so many little states, there's also an isogloss running right through it which separates High German from Low German (and Dutch, English etc.).

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Zetsubou-san posted:

fukken legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxgdaMZRgRo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Shai-Hulud posted:

Oh hey we did that here in Germany 15 years ago.






Had no power for a couple of days! It actually led to the power company replacing 60% of their pylons because some of them were made with garbage steel in the 40s. They also payed 300€ to every child being born nine month later in the afflicted areas :haw:


Karate Bastard posted:

Morose pylons.

SSRI pylons

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

champagne posting posted:

If you're into this sort of thing the University of Copenhagen has a map of Danish dialects with recorded interviews of the different dialects: https://dialekt.ku.dk/dialektkort/

I find it so fascinating that such a tiny place had a richness of dialects

I can't believe they sort NOBLE ZEALANDISH with HEATHEN FUNISH in almost all these maps overlays.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Shai-Hulud posted:

Oh hey we did that here in Germany 15 years ago.






Had no power for a couple of days! It actually led to the power company replacing 60% of their pylons because some of them were made with garbage steel in the 40s. They also payed 300€ to every child being born nine month later in the afflicted areas :haw:

I live in texas, and we almost froze to death without power 4 days, during a freeze last year, and then were told to go gently caress ourselves. gently caress this stupid rear end country.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
If it makes you feel better, German NIMBYs are also constantly fighting the kind of grid upgrades that are absolutely necessary to keep the grid stable, especially big lines connecting north and south.

Though I don't think any state government is deliberately trying to keep outside connections low, because that's completely insane. Well, except Bavaria perhaps.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Zudgemud posted:

Plattdeutsch is more similar to the Scandinavian languages, which makes sense because the Germanic languages like most others were very much a dialect continuum before strong states started to intentionally homogenize the dialects within their areas of control. I think Germany has a lot of well preserved regional dialects because it was divided into multiple self governing states up until 150 years ago (and still is to an extent) and the population density of Germany meant that each distinct dialect also has had enough momentum to carry in a viable state through to the present day. While in Sweden for example the state has been more centralized for a few hundred years longer and the really unintelligible dialects have mostly died out because they had sub 5000 speakers at their peak, and now at most like a dozen really old and lonely people.

I grew up north of the line and we definitely had Ick or Icke instead of Ich. But a k in machen? Never heard anyone say that growing up. I suspect this applies to dialects that have to be practiced/maintained rather than common 20th century German?

mrmcd posted:

Bavaria is the Texas of Germany so this tracks.

Yes, their abi is sooo much better :jerkbag:

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Dec 8, 2021

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Antigravitas posted:

If it makes you feel better, German NIMBYs are also constantly fighting the kind of grid upgrades that are absolutely necessary to keep the grid stable, especially big lines connecting north and south.

Though I don't think any state government is deliberately trying to keep outside connections low, because that's completely insane. Well, except Bavaria perhaps.

Bavaria is the Texas of Germany so this tracks.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
"Machen" is "maken" in Platt, and the conjugation is pretty entertaining unless you are trying to learn the language. In general "ch" turns to a "k" in a bunch of words in Plattdeutsch.

It's a great language btw., sitting somewhere between Dutch and German.

(I can just barely understand Platt because I learned some of it in school, but it was a long time ago…)

follow that camel!!
Jan 1, 2006


Here's a picture I took just after that storm, of a chain link fence. Everything was like this, blades of grass, car antennas, the sidewalk, etc. Every tree for miles was completely hosed.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

This is giving me flashbacks to the Flower video game

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



lol I'm not even mad

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Private Speech posted:

If anyone is curious what a can pressure explosion looks like in slow-motion there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWYzlL89yo&t=188s

(just food cans though)

Exploding Surströmming seems right up there with exploding a rotting whale in the list of bad ideas.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



i am mad. :mad:

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Exploding Surströmming seems right up there with exploding a rotting whale in the list of bad ideas.

Unfortunately surströmming is against the Geneva conventions in the times of crisis. Both as "food", and as mortar rounds.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Both a long lasting preserved food AND a handy improvised area denial weapon!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Antigravitas posted:

"Machen" is "maken" in Platt, and the conjugation is pretty entertaining unless you are trying to learn the language. In general "ch" turns to a "k" in a bunch of words in Plattdeutsch.

It's a great language btw., sitting somewhere between Dutch and German.

(I can just barely understand Platt because I learned some of it in school, but it was a long time ago…)

This sounds a lot like Frisian.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Apparently there's a Platt Wikipedia article on Frisian, and I think that's great: https://nds.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freesch

I think Frisian is closer to Dutch while Platt is closer to German? I'm reaching the limits of my first-hand knowledge here :v:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FdHlTJM.mp4

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Private Speech posted:

If anyone is curious what a can pressure explosion looks like in slow-motion there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWYzlL89yo&t=188s

(just food cans though)

I once had a friend who went to St. Petersburg for a Russian language class trip and came back with a can of what she claimed was "salted slugs in butter."

I have never been able to confirm if that's a legitimate thing that's sold in cans as food, but I figure the goon massive will tell me I'm either correct or a huge racist.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

... I figure the goon massive will tell me I'm either correct or a huge racist.

why not both?

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




I’m working a project improving Texasses electrical reliability. Their existing infrastructure is so amazingly poo poo and the local utilities are just now figuring out how effectively electronically track their internal resources because it turns out theft has been a major issue.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/U7Bdl8Y.mp4

:stare:

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I once had a friend who went to St. Petersburg for a Russian language class trip and came back with a can of what she claimed was "salted slugs in butter."

I have never been able to confirm if that's a legitimate thing that's sold in cans as food, but I figure the goon massive will tell me I'm either correct or a huge racist.
Sounds similar to escargot, which I have seen for sale in a can on a grocery shelf in Canada.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Antigravitas posted:

Apparently there's a Platt Wikipedia article on Frisian, and I think that's great: https://nds.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freesch

I think Frisian is closer to Dutch while Platt is closer to German? I'm reaching the limits of my first-hand knowledge here :v:

I'm guessing that really depends on what Nederduits you're talking about. I'd say both are closer to Frisian by a good margin.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Hotboxing Hillibilly Style?

MasterBuilder
Sep 30, 2008
Oven Wrangler

Powershift posted:


Some impressive truck/van fuckling
Working my way through the thread and I would just like to say.

Engine down, trunk up, that's the way we like to truckfuckle.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

What is that? Concrete pole with various sizes of rebar inside?

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Knormal posted:

What is that? Concrete pole with various sizes of rebar inside?

Nunchucks

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