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Cardi BYOB posted:I think you are great and want to hug you and also bring friends to Japan to perform a live barbershop quartet about rear end n big ol rear end 4 u my friend Imagining four people singing "Big dick daddy" in the key of "Sweet Caroline" |
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Andoman posted:Unless of course you are in London when a pint is about 5 pound (£5 - sorry I couldn't resist, its a terrible pun, I will put the keyboard down now) I would have been disappointed if nobody made that pun.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 13:42 |
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Finger Prince posted:Make sure they check your ferritin (iron, not weasels) levels! I am not a doctor. But sometimes doctors aren't looking for that. Weasels are fairly energetic, so a deficiency is possible.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 13:43 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Imagining four people singing "Big dick daddy" in the key of "Sweet Caroline" Big Dick Daddy BUM BUM BUM
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:26 |
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Okay well, now I have to do it Forums poster Kaiser Schnitzel, your people need your service, and I can harmonize |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:27 |
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Wait! I meant Sweet Adeline! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz8yNa4uZN0 |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:34 |
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ILU2 HAMJOBS |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:37 |
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Harder faster better stronger by daft punk to the tune of time by pink floyd. |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:43 |
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The dining room lights kept turning on and off last night, so I unplugged the hub and it didn't happen again. My first thought is that IKEA got popped and somebody's trying out various commands. Or maybe our little hub got popped. |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 14:58 |
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Escape From Noise posted:We here at BYOB thrive on puns good and bad I keep trying to talk my daughter into an account, she's a punny lil bitch. but also, she'd prob fit in on the art threads and poo poo kuz she's really good at drawing. she don't get hosed up, which I suppose is good since she's 17 but also she's autistic like me and would prob be less stressy if she'd knock back some bourbon sometimes. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:13 |
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rankin & baskin-robbins
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:30 |
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cruft posted:ILU2 HAMJOBS NO ILU MORE CRUFT, HEY COME HANG OUT AND POKE HARDWARE WITH ME I AM MAKING A THING SECRET SECRET |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:54 |
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cruft posted:The dining room lights kept turning on and off last night, so I unplugged the hub and it didn't happen again. Oh poo poo. Lemme check, I don't think Ikea breached lately but who knows. Tis the season to FAAFO. |
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cruft posted:The dining room lights kept turning on and off last night, so I unplugged the hub and it didn't happen again. Well this zero-day just got announced so may be related to it. https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1469276512847339521 |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:58 |
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Oh gdi I mean good job doing sploits but like, mean |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 15:59 |
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Discord app is melting down, seems bad. Fine in desktop! |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 16:19 |
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I think it was updates failing to install. Like, the light bulbs have a new firmware version. Probably the update failed and the bulb rebooted, then tried again 10 minutes later. What a time to be alive. |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 16:20 |
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No amount of convenience is worth that bs. |
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Finger Prince posted:No amount of convenience is worth that bs. I think it's fun to be an early adopter and watch all the failure modes (I'm like 90% certain now that it was firmware updates) |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 16:43 |
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I made arduino-controlled lights for our christmas tree that flash on and off different colors, then turn off during the day hours. Also one of them flashes out messages in morse code, like 'ho ho ho AR" or "happy holidays AR" (AR is a prosign meaning "end of transmission"). I'm considering upgrading the microcontroller to hop on the wifi every half hour to synchronize the time and get the current weather, so it turns off and on at the same time every day (clock skew is a real thing on these ceramic oscillators), and maybe changes the balance of colors in used based on whether it's snowing or not. I like gadgets |
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cruft posted:ILU2 HAMJOBS |
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Use Coupon Code ILU2HAMJOBS at check out for a free pound of ham!
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Zurtilik posted:Use Coupon Code MODS!?!??! Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:21 |
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My Ceylon black tea arrived. It is delicious.
Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:21 |
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Cardi BYOB posted:I'm really grateful that BYOB exists, because this community saved me from myself more times than I can count, and has created relationships and opportunities that I never would've had in my life otherwise. I'm glad to be here and I love you all. You're a kind orb and your new user name threw me for a loving loop
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I would have been disappointed if nobody made that pun. Pleased to be of service. |
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How Wonderful! posted:You're a kind orb and your new user name threw me for a loving loop Love u. New username is Code Jockey's fault. What a nerd. I bet he uses coupons. Trying to get deals. How are you feeling???? |
# ? Dec 10, 2021 18:03 |
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Wet rear end Posting
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:00 |
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A lady told me I look like Dr. Frome from New Amsterdam and I don't know if that's a compliment or not. |
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Viginti Septem posted:A lady told me I look like Dr. Frome from New Amsterdam and I don't know if that's a compliment or not. That dude looks pretty hot. Take it as a compliment. |
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Viginti Septem posted:A lady told me I look like Dr. Frome from New Amsterdam and I don't know if that's a compliment or not. Ty Labine is the poo poo. Tucker and Dale vs Evil is one of my favorite movies |
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Walla posted:I'm going to confess here. I respect your tastes but i find it very odd and interesting that you dislike linguini but like fettuccine, they are so similar! Cardi BYOB posted:I'm really grateful that BYOB exists, because this community saved me from myself more times than I can count, and has created relationships and opportunities that I never would've had in my life otherwise. I'm glad to be here and I love you all. byob its good
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:22 |
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cruft posted:That dude looks pretty hot. Take it as a compliment. Yea, but I'm a lady |
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Viginti Septem posted:Yea, but I'm a lady Oh. You're still hot. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysfQjKKi70
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 21:09 |
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we should get drew toothpaste to come back to SA and post in byob
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 21:10 |
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My doctor ordered a pretty comprehensive blood work, got that drawn, and I even met an old friend from high school when I went to a coffee shop! Day is looking not too bad orbs |
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Also look at this chunky friend: |
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I was thinking about mad scientists the other day and wondered why they all were biologists and chemists. I was going to ask how a mad sociologist would operate, but then I remembered my degree is in marketing. |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:I was thinking about mad scientists the other day and wondered why they all were biologists and chemists. this seems pretty fun, I'm wondering about a mad entomologist now |
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