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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Regarde Aduck posted:

UK North Wales feeder:

JACKDAWS, JACKDAWS EVERYWHERE, SEND HELP

nooooo those are for the little birds stooooopppppppp!


~aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Sounds like a bad corvid outbreak friend.

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Florida feederboard 2021:

MVP: Bobwhite

Dumbest: Mourning Dove

Cutest: Tufted Titmouse

Class clown: Budgerigar

Best Defense: Boat-Tailed Grackle (so, so many of them, and they're almost the size of crows)

Best Offense: Nanday Parakeet (the only birds I saw successfully chase off the boat tails)

Least Believable: Pileated Woodpecker (Jesus Christ what are you doing at a bird feeder please don't destroy my house sir!)

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

BetterLekNextTime posted:

They are a lot bigger than Mourning Doves and are invasive in the US so I’m not surprised they’re king of your feeder.

I'm not in the US, so they're not invasive or the kings of the feeders, just the most self-preoccupied with everything other than just eating seeds to the point of being outside the usual pecking order scuffles.

The biggest bully of the garden is a wee robin. He terrorises everyone, including my dog, the chickens, and the hooded crows who are otherwise the enforcers of all animals in the neighborhood.

He's really cute though and follows me around when I garden :3:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Enfys posted:

He's really cute though and follows me around when I garden :3:

He's plotting your demise.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

mrmcd posted:

Honestly surprised Mourning Doves ranked this high because they are not... smart.

But they are hungry.

I was outside on my porch smoking one day after putting some food out for a neighborhood cat to eat. He did not finish his dinner. A mourning dove pointedly circled past a few times, landing on different branches with good views of the cat food between rounds. So I was like,”okaaaay. I get it.” And went inside to watch it glide over to eat the last few pieces of cat food from a window... I mean, I looked through a window to watch it eat the cat food. The cat food was located on the porch. The cat had hosed off into the woods to do cat stuff.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Cythereal posted:

Florida feederboard 2021:

MVP: Bobwhite

Dumbest: Mourning Dove

Cutest: Tufted Titmouse

Class clown: Budgerigar

Best Defense: Boat-Tailed Grackle (so, so many of them, and they're almost the size of crows)

Best Offense: Nanday Parakeet (the only birds I saw successfully chase off the boat tails)

Least Believable: Pileated Woodpecker (Jesus Christ what are you doing at a bird feeder please don't destroy my house sir!)

Where can I submit my draft picks for the Florida Feeder Fantasy team.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
There's this nice Swedish lady on one of the Discord servers I'm on, she's an avid birder and just made this video montage of her birding trip to Sri Lanka. Plenty of good quality photos of very pretty birbs, as well as some other critters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6INsgKP_i4I

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/zkxaPql.mp4

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

those scars tell a story lol

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
A price I'd be willing to pay to scritch an owl :colbert:

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1467039904895221763

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's almost easy to forget the drat things are rainbows with wings and bolt cutters for faces.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OgJwaPctcs

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au_Oru42fUk

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

The ritual is complete

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/5qTXasC.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Sound:
https://i.imgur.com/NncOxz1.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bird rap battle

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory
https://i.imgur.com/Q2qqjXK.mp4

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer


birds are so good

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI8hgWJh-I

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




https://i.imgur.com/LnjdOp3.mp4

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Nice

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1470015487824257032

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/wilton32627669/status/1470296357445459973?t=xA5MczWuZOpWSqkzczzZHA&s=19

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


https://twitter.com/BillBailey/status/1470381384569139200

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



Imagine if you were the size of an insect and one of them landed next to you. Terrifying

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019





The giant hummingbird comes in at a whopping 18 - 24 grams - nearly an ounce - with a wingspan of 21.5cm. This makes it more than twice the size of the next biggest hummingbird. It burns so much energy that the only way it can stay alive some nights is to enter a state of torpor where the body temp drops from 35C down to 10C. It still loses ~10% of its body weight overnight when doing this.

Hovering to feed burns so much energy for them that they sometimes actually bother to land to feed because eating on the go would literally kill them if they did it all the time.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I would like to volunteer my hands for a warm place for that bird to sleep at night

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Sound:
https://i.imgur.com/6uUar4q.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faki3t6V4nQ

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/MRYyriL.mp4

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Sulfur cresteds are such assholes lol.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Considering the brick probably weighs two or three times what the cockatoo does, that's genuinely impressive.

The Hercules of birds.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

New Zealanders like to brag about how destructive the Kia is but that bird is only destructive in adolescence. Sulfies will evolve a way to have rail guns on their egg shells at some point in the not too distant future for no evolutionary need - just to wreck poo poo.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The Cockies that have learned how to open the secured bins then teach other Cockies how to do it. Birds in 44 Sydney suburbs now know how to pry open bins and birds in different suburbs have different techniques.
I’m so glad there aren’t any living in my immediate area but we hear them flying over most mornings.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2021/jul/23/sulphur-crested-cockatoos-learn-to-open-wheelie-bins-in-sydney-video

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

New Zealanders like to brag about how destructive the Kia is but that bird is only destructive in adolescence. Sulfies will evolve a way to have rail guns on their egg shells at some point in the not too distant future for no evolutionary need - just to wreck poo poo.

we had it coming

we sooooo had it coming

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1471224094091743234

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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Helith posted:

The Cockies that have learned how to open the secured bins then teach other Cockies how to do it. Birds in 44 Sydney suburbs now know how to pry open bins and birds in different suburbs have different techniques.
I’m so glad there aren’t any living in my immediate area but we hear them flying over most mornings.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2021/jul/23/sulphur-crested-cockatoos-learn-to-open-wheelie-bins-in-sydney-video

When I visited Sydney a gang of cockies tried to mug me and steal my watch. One of his mates kept licking my hair to try and distract me.

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