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FB post from a relative regarding his 3 year old: Amusing additional comment: 
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Nov 23, 2021 22:32
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I took some kids from the kindergarten to an art gallery and turns out they weren't terribly used to look at so many naked people at once. I really do wonder how it feels like going around, looking at fine art and suddenly hearing a kid loudly exlaiming ""look at that man's pee-pee "
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Nov 27, 2021 16:27
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3 year old kids doing a puzzle where you pair jobs with people.
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Nov 30, 2021 10:24
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Dec 1, 2021 07:25
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at dinner: (dramatic whisper) a monster is coming... oh no, it's gonna eat your sausages! noo, monsters only eat gross stuff. like mud
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Dec 1, 2021 15:06
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4yo niece, on the couch: I'm wearing underwear!Reclines and spreads knees while pulling up skirt of dress in the classic 'pingpong ball' position, and thumps her palm soundly a few times on the girl parts position with a very satisfied grin. Same niece: Was playing around miscounting, when she pauses it and says  'Now let's count properly.'
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Dec 21, 2021 19:20
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My daughter has been singing the words to jingle bell rock to the tune of regular jingle bells and it messes with my head every single time
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Dec 22, 2021 00:38
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Jaxts posted:My daughter has been singing the words to jingle bell rock to the tune of regular jingle bells and it messes with my head every single time Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Be-el rock?
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Dec 22, 2021 02:04
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Beachcomber posted:Jingle Bell Trying to go further than this felt immediately uncomfortable.
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Dec 22, 2021 03:10
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Yeah it just feels wrong. And of course I made the mistake of showing that I didn't like it, so it became her game for the day.
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Dec 22, 2021 23:31
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burial posted:Trying to go further than this felt immediately uncomfortable. I just tried doing it in my head and couldn't get past "snowing and blowing and bushels of fun". I got my fiance to try it aloud and she made all the way through the first verses and I hate it.
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Dec 31, 2021 01:22
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Jan 1, 2022 04:47
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 Writing the diary's responses in quotes, extremely good
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Jan 1, 2022 04:55
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Teketeketeketeke posted:That's hilarious! Would love to see it (but can understand if you're neither willing nor able) I finally remembered to get a picture of it while visiting them over the holidays. 
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Jan 1, 2022 05:11
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Tea Bone posted:I just tried doing it in my head and couldn't get past "snowing and blowing and bushels of fun". I am equal parts impressed, curious, and revolted.
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Jan 1, 2022 18:24
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ThingOne posted:I finally remembered to get a picture of it while visiting them over the holidays. That's a great shot! Thanks for following up on my request from... August (?!)
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Jan 1, 2022 19:07
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Teketeketeketeke posted:That's a great shot! of 2020
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Jan 1, 2022 19:21
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Beachcomber posted:
I love-hate it when kids get into their “I’m wearing underwear” phase. They’ll blurt it out first thing when they see you because they’re so proud about being big kids and it’s freakin adorable! But then they also want to show you their undies and suddenly there’s a kid pulling off their clothing and happily flashing everyone while I try to stop them and give them the “yes I’m proud of you and yes your underwear is cool but it’s also kind of a private thing and in school you should only undress in the bathroom” speech.
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Jan 2, 2022 00:50
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Last night I was taking the kids and myself for corona testing. They'd been sent home from school due to possible flue symptoms and a coworker of mine had gotten a positive test after he got back from visiting family in Bosnia over the christmas. Anyway once we got to the city I decided to fill up on gas because it was very low and after that one of the twins just vomited all over himself in the back seat... Had to get his winter clothes off and try and clean up the backseat as well as possible. The other twin asked (in swedish) "What's that smell?" I say (in swedish)"It's vomit!" He exclaims (in english) "Smells like freedom!" No corona test was taken that evening.
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Jan 8, 2022 20:43
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His Divine Shadow posted:Last night I was taking the kids and myself for corona testing. They'd been sent home from school due to possible flue symptoms and a coworker of mine had gotten a positive test after he got back from visiting family in Bosnia over the christmas. Ah, I see your twins appreciate the true message of a bottle of Kosken. Well that or modern american stalinism, but let's hope for the best
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Jan 8, 2022 21:04
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So the kids at the kindergarten are completely obsessed with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuM2lDRbplM It has gotten to the point where one of my colleagues are seriously considering a ban on playing the song. Luckily the kids have already found a new song to obsess over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wE3hDN06Qg
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Jan 10, 2022 19:28
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3yr nephew: i made dinner (playdough), can we heat it up in the michaelbullymachine?
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Feb 4, 2022 22:58
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my son is about to be 9 months old, and isn't talking yet, but his incidental responses are sometimes amazing Someone got us one of those talking toys where you can input the child's name, favorite food, etc for "interactive" activities. Toy: Can you think of something... green? Baby: *stares calmly* Toy: I'm thinking of grass! Green! I like to play on the grass! ... Baby: Okay
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Mar 12, 2022 19:40
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My son, to an entire waiting room full of people at the doctor's office today: "When I turn 18, I want my Dad to get a job!" I'm a stay at home Dad because all 3 of my kids have various special needs. Thanks, kiddo.
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Mar 15, 2022 04:52
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Setting: in the car. The radio is on. "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette plays. Me, singing "An old man...turned 98..." My son: "I read about this song in a book!" Me: (immediately turns into dust and blows away in the wind)
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May 10, 2022 21:08
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And yet, my 14 year old was at an Olivia Rodrigo concert with presumably other teens, and the crowd went nuts when Avril, a contemporary of that album, came on stage as a surprise. Kids, I tell ya.
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May 10, 2022 22:52
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Setting: in the car. The radio is on. "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette plays. poo poo i hope you guys were parked
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May 10, 2022 23:31
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Setting: in the car. The radio is on. "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette plays. What book? Like, in terms of children's book topics...
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May 13, 2022 09:12
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https://i.imgur.com/Nc9APl6.gifv Unmute.
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Jun 16, 2022 21:09
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Beachcomber posted:What book? Like, in terms of children's book topics... "I is for Irony like the old Alanis Morisette song"
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Jun 17, 2022 08:24
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I teach in Japan (not just English, but an English-immersive curriculum) and today we were writing letters of thanks to a guest speaker we had, who came to teach us about the different systems of the body, and this is what one of my students managed to come up with: "Dear Dr [name] My name is [full name]. 9 years old. I like to read and draw. Do you like to read and draw? I am concerned about very small substances in my body. The inside of the body is very complicated. It is very complicated and I want to know more." I love it. The combination of her own early stages grasp of English (she only joined our school last year with basically no English) and the bits that are clearly translated from online is just delightful to me.
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Jul 1, 2022 14:18
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that's very sweet and I want to skip forward ten years to when that child is a completely stressed out pre-med student
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Jul 1, 2022 15:18
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"There are so many small substances!!!!"
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Jul 15, 2022 20:29
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Astrofig posted:"There are so many small substances!!!!" love when kids pick up weird multisyllable words my 3 year old nephew called himself pensionskassedirektør (pension fund manager) the other day. because he had a lot of those lick-on tattoos, which obviously pension fund managers have a lot of.
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Jul 15, 2022 20:35
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Kids and language are such fun! Was on vacation last week and one of the younger kiddos was telling us about his dad's OLD boat - old was definitely not okay. Then he said his dad was getting a new boat, but when he brought it home the kid found out it was used, so "now we have TWO OLD BOATS!" He was absolutely appalled!
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Jul 15, 2022 20:57
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a mysterious cloak posted:Kids and language are such fun! Wait till he finds out he probably lives in a used house.
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My 13mo has a handful of words now, one of which is "cheese" ("tzzzz"). A few days ago, he woke from a very long nap and hopped to the floor, grinning. "Tzzz," he said, pressing his hands together. He then ran into the kitchen, repeating "tzzzz. tzzzz" until he reached the refrigerator and began to smack on it, repeating "tzzz, tzzz, tzzz" (I gave him some tzzz)
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Not that funny per se, but it gave me  My autistic little one is having deep thoughts while explaining some video game's characters to me: "She hates violence." (Pauses, thinks) "Actually, 'hate' is violent. So it would be better to say she doesn't like violence."
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Dave Syndrome posted:
Lol, I treasure mine realising that for video game characters ... the human players are the bosses.
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